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16 Life Goes On

Downtown, Hope & Anchor Pub

October 1st, 00:15

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The building is silent as everyone inside waits for their Boss' word.

Sitting around the centre table is all the para...

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15 The Plot Thickens

Commercial District North

September 30th, 18:30

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Circus doesn't call out to them, but from the way they simply jump into Mimic's phantom's waiting arms and allows herself to b...

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14 Teenagers Scare The Livin' Shit Out of Me

Downtown, Hannah's Home

September 29th, 18:15

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"What do you mean I'm not getting promoted?"

Mary's scathing query is made less intimidating by the forkful ...

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13 Actual Plot!?

PHQ, Emergency Meeting Room

September 17th, 10:15

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Walking into the room, Emma finds that she's one of the last to arrive. Almost everyone else is already here. All the Protec...

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12 First Days

Downtown, University of Arcadia

September 4th, 09:00

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Walking through the crowded halls, Mary ignores all her 'fellow' new students as she makes her way to the first of her le...

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11 This Chapter Did Not Go How I Was Expecting

Downtown, Wells Tower, Apartment #54

July 25th, 23:45

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Slamming her eyes shut, Dr Jessica Yamada takes a deep, shaky breath, before slowly opening her eyes again.

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2 Job Interview 2 Electric Boogaloo

Turns out, manipulating your own soul isn't really all that hard.

It's not easy, granted, but it's not like it's any worse than when I was just learning to use chakra.

Except for the fact that that's a complete lie and I'...

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1 A Murder Adventurer's Adventure

Sitting in the, frankly unreasonably, comfortable chair with my feet resting on the unnecessarily fancy desk, I play around with an exquisite knife, rotating it through my fingers as I wait for it's owner to return. This knife is just one of the m...

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10 Totally Not Therapy Needing Behaviour

Brockton Bay, Boardwalk

July 24th, 20:06

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"Thank you both for your hard work, I'll see you ladies next time."

Miss Militia gives the PRT worker, a man by the name of Cl...

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9 I Really Like Tetris

Brockton Bay, PHQ

July 14th, 13:40

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With her hands stuffed in her costume's pockets, Emma Frye walks into the Wards' common room, the picture of teenage angst.

Inside of...

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3 Making Shit Up Is Fun :)

Waking up...waking up is a strange thing for The Noita. In large part because he rarely sleeps. In fact, he's likely died more often than he's slept, which really makes the two things seem more similar than maybe they should.

He even dreams....

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In regards to the direction of a supposed one-shot

So, that whole Noita thing. I didn't plan t make a story out of it, but I've realised that it'd be good to keep around for when I'm itching for some op mc, so now I've started thinking about how the story is going to progress.

I was original...

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2 Laying The Foundation

Floating inside of an alternate cluster, The Noita ponders on the strange being he just met. He had hoped that he'd be able to interact with her kind more,. But she clearly stated that he wasn't wanted, and the multiverse is infinite, so he felt n...

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8 Slice of Life For Real This Time

West Downtown

July 8th, 21:00

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Humming to himself as he skips down the dark streets, only occasionally lit up by a functioning streetlight, Suzuya fights the urge to open one ...

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1 The Noita

Have you ever thought about how one would fight a God? And that's capital 'G' by the way, not some suped up spirit wannabe, but an actual, genuine God.

Well, to Noita, that is about all he has been able to think about for centuries<...

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7 Heracles Who?

Have you ever had a really dumb idea, but had to resign yourself to the fact that there aren't really any better options, at least none that you can think of at the time?

Well, Mary is becoming familiar with that feeling.

Even though C...

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Challenger's Profile

I'm gonna try and remember to write profiles every now and then, and I've decided that I'm gonna post them separately from the chaps here on patreon so that I can tag them all separately and have things be neat :)

𝗦𝘂𝗯𝗷𝗲𝗰...

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6 This Isn't Very Slice of Life...

West Boardwalk

July 2nd, 20:00

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It started off innocently enough. They were just finishing up their patrol at the border between Empire territory and the Boardwalk, walking do...

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5 Did Someone Say Slice Of Life?

Brockton Bay

PHQ Changing Rooms

July 2nd, 17:30

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Glaring at Miss Militia, who is in her full Hero regalia as always, Maryam takes a moment to process wh...

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coupla pics

This is what Jester's mask looks like btw, I spent like an hour editing it, so you'd best appreciate it. You'll notice that it's different to how it was, if you recognise it, cuz reasons :)

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Prologue 4: Gang Shit Fr Fr

Brockton Bay

Medhall Building, CEO's office

June 22nd, 15:00

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"-with all of that said, allow me the great pleasure of introducing all of you to Broc...

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Prologue 3: Boring Discussions

PHQ, Training Room #1

June 14th, 09:50

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The main training room in the PHQ is a large, open area, roughly a hundred metres long and an extra twenty wide of dull grey walls and ...

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2 Job Interview?

Protectorate ENE Headquarters.

2009, June 12th, 10:30.

The Protectorate Headquarters, otherwise known as PHQ, of the Parahuman Response Team's East North East branch is a refitted oil rig sitting out i...

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1 It Begins 2 Electric Boogaloo

Brockton Bay.

June 11th, 19:58.

Two minutes.

Habitually patting her side to confirm that her power was still there, in the form of a knife for now, Miss Militia, an olive skinned woman wearing a costume of stylized, fitted milita...

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210 Epilogue 10: The End

The Host is dead.

It is strange.

Communications with fellows have indicated that this is a bad thing.

[INSTIGATOR] does not understand.

Each Shard serves a purpose. Promote The Cycle. Ensure it's success. G...

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209 Epilogue 9

San Francisco, California, April 13th, 12:00.

Hovering high in the air, Poe looks out over the bay. Specifically, the bay where his city used to be. So much work, a decade of effort, and it was all wiped away in one day.

It's been near...

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208 Epilogue 8

Brockton Bay, New Jersey, April 11th, 17:00

"Wards, allow me to introduce you to your newest teammate, Redemption."

Miss Militia's introduction gets a set of curious and speculative looks from the five teenagers present, each of them w...

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207 Epilogue 7

Colosseum Dimension, April 10th, 20:02.

Standing inside the expansive colosseum, two people can be seen.

On one side, a big, six foot tall, hairy man with long, greasy blond hair, wearing only a simple pair of torn shorts and a wolf-sh...

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206 Epilogue 6

Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, April 9th, 19:55.

At a certain point, you just sort of get desensitised to things after seeing them so many times.

At least that's Sarah's excuse for why she doesn't really cringe anymore when she browses thro...

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205 Epilogue 5

Brockton Bay, New Jersey, April 8th, 20:40

Reputation.

Indisputably, reputation is perhaps the most important thing in the whole gape game. It is through reputation that his Empire stands strong, stronger even than the dragon's.

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