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204 Epilogue 4

Albany, New York, April 6th, 19:54.

Wash isn't much of what you would call a 'thinker'. And not capital 'T' either, he finds thinking in any reasonable capacity to be little more than a chore at best, and a problem at worst.

Don't get ...

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203 Epilogue 3 (fr this time)

A/N: The Number Man bit is still the exact same, so you might as well skip to the line-break

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Unknown location, Unknown time.

The Number Man clicks his pen, spinning over his palm once and setting it's tip bac...

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203 Epilogue 3 (scrapped version)

Unknown location, Unknown time.

The Number Man clicks his pen, spinning over his palm once and setting it's tip back down on his desk as he focuses on his monitor.

A swipe here on the touchscreen, a tap there. Three point eight billion...

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202 Epilogue 2

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, March 16th, 20:23.

Kiss/Kill. Clusters.

It feels like those two terms have slowly started to define May's life ever since she first heard them.

People know about Grab-Bag capes, capes with a whole bunc...

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201 Epilogue 1

Tampa, Florida, March 1st, 19:17.

"-Yesterday evening, at approximately five minutes past six, the city of Oakland declared an emergency evacuation, urging it's citizens to seek refuge in one of the available Endbringer shelters, or to s...

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200 The Last Laugh

A/N: final chap before epilogues of this vol, so it's a 9k word chap, that's over 4 in one :)

Ok, idk why patreon is being so fucking annoying, I assume it's cuz've the recent format change fucking shit up and them not fixing things, or mayb...

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lmao

I'm writing chap 200, and I got 3.5k words in (cuz I'm lovin this, actually feeling good about my writing today, hell yeah!) and reached a point that is so perfect for ending the chapter that I automatically did the usual end of chapter stuff, onl...

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199 Impact

Oakland, California, February 28th, 19:13.

Hovering under the night sky and above one of a series of large, recently created platforms in the mountain range East of Oakland, a gathering of Heroes can be seen finishing their preparations.

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198 Interlude: ...And Brace 2 Electric Boogaloo

Columbus, Ohio, February 28th, 18:00.

"It's not like I'm asking you to fight them, Bonnie, you don't even have to wait for the fighting to start so you can use it as a distraction to get what I want. You can do that for me Bonn...

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197 Interlude: ...And Brace.

Tampa, Florida, February 28th, 18:00.

Simultaneously, from one coast to the other, four hundred and eighty-nine bodies experienced the exact same full body twitch.

And John, in four hundred and eighty-six minds, has for the first time ...

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196 Interlude: Know Despair...

Montreal, Canada, February 28th, 18:00.

Cherie has not been having a good time recently.

It all started with Lusia's visit.

At first, things actually got better. She and her siblings got closer from that night Lusia was here, som...

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Sozzzy

No chappy today, cuz I got distracted reading something and now I am both tired and definitely not in the right mood to finish the chapter how I want it to be finished.

Then again, I'll be up for another couple of hours, so who knows really,...

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195 A Happy Little Accident

Tampa, Florida, February 27th, 14:54.

Humming to himself as he makes some breakfast, a simple ham sandwich, Jinx considers his dear friend Madness and her current situation.

They talk fairly regularly, sometimes for business but mostly...

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Omake: Lusia the Adventurer... Again

South of the Kingdom of Laptalia's Capitol, even further south than the town of Lancilia, lies the village of Lurkia. An unremarkable border village, filled with simple farmers living off the land.

However, recently, this humble town has com...

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194 When in Rome...

Rome, Italy, February 27th, 14:23.

What do you get when you mix an incredibly competent and powerful parahuman, me, with a whole lot of free time and very little desire to be spending it fighting or engaging in otherwise high octane activiti...

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193 Striking A Deal 2 Electric Boogaloo

"Why. Are. You. Here." Leopold's terse voice brings a smile to my face as I recall the meeting three weeks ago now.

And so, ignoring the angry glares being sent my way, I decide to give the same response I gave then. "Oh that's easy.~ I'...

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192 Gesellschaft? More Like Gaysellschaft! Ha! Ha!

Gesellschaft base, Germany, February 22nd, 19:40.

"Guten tag, little Shinobi!~"

Shinobi does his best to hide his startled flinch at his teacher's sudden greeting, but he doesn't truly believe that his old teacher wouldn't have caught ...

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191 Gesellschaft? More Like... uh... Penis! Ha! Ha!

Gesellschaft base, Germany, February 22nd, 19:45.

Annie thinks she's developing an inferiority complex of some sort.

It's hardly unexpected really, she used to be the Black Queen of Columbus after all. Even if she was never such a pomp...

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190 Gesellschaft? More Like Genitalshaft! Ha! Ha!

Gesellschaft base, Germany, February 22nd, 19:45.

"So, how did you meet Lusia?" The abrupt question catches Nutcracker's attention as her and Harlequin casually stroll down a wide hall, having entered it by simply walking through the outside...

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189 Gesellschaft? More Like Gesellschafted! Ha Ha!

Gesellschaft base, Germany, February 22nd, 19:44.

Rachel has always been adamant that Sting Theory doesn't do commissions. not unless it's to a Clown that she likes that is also still paying for it, because doing a commission is one thing, b...

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188 I Just Want To Talk 2 Electric Boogaloo

Somewhere in East Germany, February 22nd, 19:33.

Hidden away in the snowy forests of Eastern Germany, an impressive estate can be seen, with a lakeside mansion that is half way to being a palace, just screaming 'old money' with it's aristocr...

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187 Interlude: 2nd Walpurgis Banquet

Olympic Mountains, Washington, February 1st, 14:41.

Inside of an opulent hall, one filled with masterful murals and engravings, covered in the golden shine of wealth, a strange scene is taking place.

Around the hall, various decoration...

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186 Interlude: Jinx 2 Electric Boogaloo

Louisville, Kentucky, January 28th, 13:31.

Jinx is annoyed. But that's not really anything new to him. Whether it's due to his shitty luck or his asshole friend, there's always something happening to cause him a a migraine or two.

He t...

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185 More Pets! More Pets!

Northern Border of Namibia, January 20th, 17:35.

Wandering through empty deserts is a strangely enjoyable thing.

Some nice scenery, or at least it makes a change from the towering cities of the world. It makes a good place to think. Ni...

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184 Interlude: Riley & Mouse Protector But It's Mostly Mouse Protector.

Columbus, Ohio, January 16th, 20:30.

"Bye bye Miss Cranial!"

Riley's words receive only a friendly wave in return before the woman in question fiddles with a device on her belt, and the next moment, she simply disappears, a minor fluct...

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183 Interlude: Elizabeth, Queen of Swords

It's never a good day when one has to work with a Villain, least of all when said Villain is o reminiscent of  that woman.

But Mr Scripcaru seems to favour this Tear's chances against The Blasphemies more than he does the actua...

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Quick Question

With the Bleach chap I posted, I was wondering, do y'all want Hana to be a Hollow or a Shinigami more?

Pros and cons to be considered are;

For Hollow: it's just better in most conceivable ways, but there will be less interaction with s...

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182 Good Things Come In Threes

Brașov, Romania, January 15th, 13:24.

Sitting in a room full of heroes that aren't actually planning on fighting me is certainly a new experience. A fun one too, I think to myself as I flash another glaring hero a sunny smile, maki...

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181 Interlude: Uppercrust & Dragon

New York, New York, January 10th, 19:20.

Uppercrust is in a good mood, and once again, the cause is a certain investment that he made a year ago, almost to the day.

Lusia Abel.

It amuses him greatly when he sees people discussing...

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180 Interlude: John Doe & Gabriella Vargas

San Francisco, California, January 9th, 19:10.

John can't say that he was surprised to find out that someone out there had a power so incredibly similar to his own, and he'd be lying if he said he wasn't interested in meeting them.

Esp...

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