Hard Digest August 14: Early Access Gentrification, Pits, Eulogies, and More
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By Hard Digest August 13: Gold Medals, Early Access Squatting, Friendships, The Eagles, and More
Olympian Excited to Return Home With Gold Medal and Pawn It For Rent Money
By Hard Digest 12: Early Access Velvet Underground Shirts, Nostalgia, Dog Parks, and More
Guy Fleeing From Pack of Escaped Gorillas Regrets Wearing Velvet Underground Shirt to Zoo Today
By Hard Digest August 11: Early Access Kamala Harris, Stephen King, Band Chemistry, and More
Kamala Harris Leans Into Cool Aunt Image by Promising Junior Staffers Can Drink Beers in White House Basement
By Hard Digest August 10: Early Access Drum Circles, Brat Girl Summer, Trump, Polly Pocket, and More
Feuding Drum Circles Put Differences Aside to Form One Big Unemployment Line
By Hard Digest August 9: Early Access The Decline of Western Civilization, Rare Cheeses, Recycling, Intermittent Fasting, and More
4th Installment of “Decline of Western Civilization” to Focus on Depressing World of Punks Becoming Conservative Nutjobs
By Hard Digest August 8: Early Access Rotten.com, Joe Biden, Rob Thomas, and More
Harvard Study Concludes that 100% of Millennials Have Rotten.com-Related PTSD
By MVP: White Zombie "More Human Than Human"
This week we travel back to when Rob Zombie started his film-directing career by breaking down White Zombie's "More Human Than Human." So put a giant pumpkin on your head, find your robot friend and settle in for another episode of MVP.
2024-08-08 08:00:05 +0000 UTC View PostHard Digest August 7: Trump, Early Access Bullies, Travis Kelce, Juggalo Moms, and More
Trump Regales Conservative Media Outlets With Charming Anecdote About Time He Got Five Innocent Men Arrested In Central Park
By Hard Digest August 6: RFK JR., Early Access Henry Rollins, Rock Bottom, Stadium Organists, and More
RFK Jr. Reminds Voters He Also Keeps a Monkey With a Handgun on His Nightstand For Self Defense If They Wanna Hear About That
By Hard Digest August 5: Early Access Mugshots, New Genres, Statues, and More
Metalhead Asks if He Can Change Into Morbid Angel Shirt Before Taking Mugshot
BY Hard Digest August 4: Early Access Phones, Lit, The Rolling Stones, and More
STUDY: Fuck It, Scrolling on Your Phone Before Bed Actually Good For You
BY Hard Digest August 3: Early Access Taylor Swift, Prisons, Fascism, The Blair Witch Project, and More
Taylor Swift Releases Album to Overshadow Friend’s Engagement Announcement
BY Hard Digest August 2: Early Access Buckcherry, Metallica, Garbage Blooms, Trauma, and More
Buckcherry Wonders If They Suck Too Much or Not Enough for Ironic Nostalgia
BY Hard Digest August 1: JD Vance, Early Access Chino Moreno, No Doubt. JoAnn Fabrics, and More
JD Vance Further Angers Nation By Claiming “Childless Tarantula Guys” Are Pretty Cool Though
BY MVP: Dinosaur Jr. "Feel the Pain
This week on "MVP Bill and Dan head back to the year 1994 to talk about Dinosaur Jr's "Feel the Pain" and learn a lot about golf along the way.
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2024-08-01 20:33:34 +0000 UTC
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Hard Digest July 31: Boycotts, Simone Biles, AI Taco Bell, Early Access HitClips, Broken Arms, Weezer, and More
Officials Confirm Olympic Games “May Never Recover” From Rob Schneider Boycott
BY Hard Digest July 30: JD Vance, Early Access Nu Metal, Mitochondria, Vintage Shirts, and More
JD Vance Catching More Backlash After Saying Women Over 30 Shouldn’t Be Happy
BY Hard Digest July 29: Olympic Skateboarding, Venezuela, Early Access Wedding DJ, Enzyte, Bedbugs, and More
Olympic Skateboarding Competition Interrupted by Irate Woman Who Says the Noise Is Scaring Her Dog
BY Hard Digest July 28: Early Access Metalheads, Instagram, Classic Rock, and More
Metalhead Wakes from Horrible Nightmare Where Vest Had Sleeves
BY Hard Digest July 27: Early Access Chappell Roan, Mental Health, Rural Vegans, Saying No, and More
Nice! Woman Who Called You Homophobic Slurs in High School So Excited to See Chappell Roan
BY Hard Digest July 26: Early Access Knockd Loose, Wilco, Cybertrucks, Adult Friendships, and More
ASPCA Adoptions Up 600% After Replacing Sarah McLachlan Song with Knocked Loose Screaming “ARF ARF” on Loop
BY Hard Digest July 25: Early Access Harsh Noise, North Korea, Five Finger Death Punch, and More
Harsh Noise Show Audience Unaware Fire Alarm Has Been Going off Past 45 Minutes
BY MVP: Civ "Can't Wait One Minute More"
Today on the podcast Bill and Dan go deep into the Youtube archives and dig out a certified gem of a music video from Civ. If you don't like this music video you can suck an egg, we loved it, listen to the show, share it with a friend.
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Hard Digest July 24: Early Access Grateful Dead, Punctuality, Budweiser Frogs, and More
Only Two Punctual People in Friend Group Sick of Hanging Out With One Another
BY Hard Digest July 23: Early Access Funerals, Quiznos, Cornholio, and More
Goth’s Funeral Attendees Unsure of Which Hearse to Follow
BY Hard Digest July 22: Clarence Thomas, Early Access Dave Matthews Band, Dancing, Nature Valley, and More
Giggling Clarence Thomas Spends Entire Night Chatting on Phone With Donald Trump About Ways to Block Kamala Harris Nomination
BY Hard Digest July 21: BIDEN DROPS OUT, Early Access Rob Halford, License to Ill, Favorite Bands, and More
Biden Cancels Campaign Citing Low Ticket Sales
BY Hard Digest July 20th: Early Access Ted Nugent, Machine Gun Kelly, Joe Biden, and Morbid Angel
Ted Nugent Develops Gas-Powered Guitar As A Fuck You To Climate Activist Hippies
BY Hard Digest July 19: Kid Rock, Early Access Project 2025, Discovery Zone, Metal, Nostradamus, and More
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