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MVP: Sublime "Santeria"
Pack up your Jeep and head to Long Beach, today we are breaking down Sublime's "classic" video for "Santeria." Listen to the episode and let us know if you think Bill's theory about the dark subtext of the video is true. Because if so, gross.
2024-07-18 10:00:10 +0000 UTC View PostHard Digest July 17: Trump's Assassin, Drunk Anthems, Early Access Sunday Scaries, Gargoyles, Grocery Shopping, and More
Failed Trump Assassin Revealed to Be Descendant of Immigrants Who Came to Country Illegally 230 Years Ago
Hard Digest July 16: RNC, Sticker Mule, Early Access GWAR, Mushrooms, FYE, and More
Sticker Mule Co-Founder Confesses to Intense Sexual Fantasies About Trump In Mass Email Blast to Customers
Hard Digest July 15: More Trump, Early Access Smashing Pumpkins, Uncle Kracker, Food Stamps, and More
Smashing Pumpkins Song Sends Doggy Daycare Into Frenzy After Billy Corgan Shouts “Wanna Go for a Ride”
Hard Digest July 14: Early Access Zoom Meetings, Villains, Slayer, and More
M.I.T. Scientists Announce Discovery of First Zoom Meeting To Begin Without Awful Small Talk
Hard Digest July 13: Early Access Jerry Cantrell, AI, Biden, and Jet Skis
Jerry Cantrell Reveals “Them Bones” Actually About Time He Saw Spooky Skeletons Playing Rib Cages Like Xylophones
Hard Digest July 12: Biden's Dark Confession, Early Access Weezer, Unions, Diss Tracks, Home Alone, and More
Democrats in Crisis After President Biden Uses Bathroom With Hot Mic and Confesses to Robert Durst Murders
Hard Digest July 11: Early Access Conversations, 5 Disc Changers, Lin-Manuel Miranda, and More
Man Wishes He Could “Like” Messages to End Conversations In Real Life
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MVP: Billy Joel "We Didn't Start the Fire"
When we started this podcast we wanted to rewatch some of our all-time favorite videos and really dissect them. Today we break that format by watching a video we absolutely fucking hate. But it sure was fun to talk about it. Enjoy our breakdown of...
2024-07-11 16:42:05 +0000 UTC View PostHard Digest July 10: Early Access AI, Shoplifting, Bruce Dickinson, and More
Nation’s Dads Walk On Washington After Seeing Power Bill for Using AI
Hard Digest July 9: Early Access Shoplifting, Roxy Music, Tumors, and More
Punk Clearly Trying to Walk Out of PetSmart with Aquarium Stuffed in Their Sweatpants
Hard Digest July 8: Early Access Billy Joel, Microplastics, Friendships, and More
Drunken Rendition of “We Didn’t Start the Fire” Dangerously Close to Morphing Into “It’s the End of the World as We Know It”
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Hard Digest July 7: Early Access Eco-Conscious Punks, DMT, Cro-Mags, and More
Eco-Conscious Punk Pretends Never Getting Driver’s License Was An Environmental Thing
Hard Digest July 6: Early Access Bass Players, Dinner Parties, Cargo Shorts, Folk Horror, and More
Boy Caught Playing Bass After Lying to Mom About Being Out With Friends Doing Drugs
Hard Digest July 5: Early Access Plane Crashes, Limp Bizkit, Cigarettes, Spencer's, and More
Punk Refuses to Uncross Arms and Assume Crash Position as Plane Free Falls
Mvp: Nirvana "In Bloom"
Today Bill and Dan tackle a certified classic from three fine young men from Seattle, they are thoroughly alright and decent fellows with their music video for "In Bloom." Nirvana will come up a lot on this podcast so get used to it, go listen, an...
2024-07-05 18:47:15 +0000 UTC View PostHard Digest July 4: Early Access Coworkers, Richard Gere, Christian Bale, and More
Nation’s Coworkers Announce Plans To Hold Long Conversation Directly Outside the Bathroom Where You’re Currently Taking a Dump
Hard Digest July 3: Early Access 4th of July, Metalcore, and More
Dog Doesn’t Like Fireworks “Because of What They Represent”
Hard Digest July 2: Supreme Court, Early Access Cannibal Corpse, Movies, Red Wine, and More
Wanna Give the Supreme Court a Piece of Your Mind? Here’s How To Get a Job at One of the Most Luxurious Resorts in the World
Hard Digest July 1: Early Access Band Photos, Mental Health Walks, Cowboy Hats, and More
Metal Musicians Visiting Dead Friend in Cemetery Might as Well Take Band Photo While They’re There
Hard Digest June 30: Early Access Great American Baking Show, Chik-Fil-A, Vintage T-Shirts, and More
“Great American Baking Show” Cancelled After 6th Mass Shooting
Hard Digest June 29: Early Access Gwar, DraftKings, Coffee Shops, and Restaurant Work
Gwar Fill-in Obviously Threw Costume Together From Things Laying Around Their Home
Hard Digest June 28: Debate Fallout, Early Access Gorilla Biscuits, Pride, Line Cooks, Rodent Men, and More
Six Key Takeaways From the First Presidential Debate
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Hard Digest June 27: Early Access QR Codes, Charli XCX, Folk Shows, and More
Complaining Boomer Actually Has Good Point About QR Code Menus
Mvp: Blink-182 "All the Small Things"
Today on a brand new episode of Mvp we travel back to 1999 to break down Blink-182's video for "All the Small Things." It's the video that defined a generation of class clowns in cargo shorts. Give it a listen, tell a friend.
2024-06-27 13:12:24 +0000 UTC View PostHard Digest June 26: Early Access Rob Dyrdek Unplugged, Presidential Debates, Scrap Copper, and More
New MTV ‘Unplugged’ Special to Feature Rob Dyrdek Learning Acoustic Guitar
Hard Digest June 25: Joe Biden, Early Access Rob Zombie, Aerosmith, Boomers, and More
Biden Aides Heatwave Crisis by Supplying Every American With New Pair of Aviator Sunglasses



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