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"Waiter, there's a fly in my soup"

"Don't say it too loudly, everyone else will want one"

This classic joke caught my eye the other day and I realised it's actually a sketch.

The opening line sets up location (restaurant), cast (diner & waiter) and a point of friction (bad...

B3ta mastodon

Hello lovely supporters.

There's been a lot of talk of there being too many nazis on Twitter and people moving to mastodon.

Figured we'd set up an instance and tell Patreon people about it first. AND THAT'S YOU.

At the moment it's invit...

Writing jokes

Here's my tip for writing jokes: don't ask me I haven't got a clue. I think you just mash words and ideas around and share the bits you find funny.

HOWEVER, the thing I've learnt recently which I've found pretty useful is the idea of the bucket. 2018-06-15 20:25:06 +0000 UTC View Post

NEWSLETTER SENT LATE COZ THAT'S HOW WE ROLL

OK - newsletter done, a bit late but done.

This week I've been mostly doing pissing around on the internet as usual.

KERRY KATONA

Pissing around on Twitter where an idle joke I threw out became a thing where Kerry Katon...

Managed to get a newsletter out despite the fucking site being down

Argh - site down since Thursday - the host Hezner had some sort of power surge that knocked 1000s of their clients offline.

We're still suffering from this - they haven't brought our box back online yet.

If worst comes to worst we're not fuck...

A special note for lovely patreons

Hello people - Rob here - I've just climbed the hill that is the b3ta newsletter - it's not just a handful of links copied from the board - it's a epic fight with content that leaves me high and shattered.

Anyway, what I didn't realise last week is...

Ok we have a newsletter

Fucking hell - that was hard.

Not writing a newsletter - but sending it - we've got a new system and yeah, teething troubles of course.

Hopefully if you've signed up it now looks ok in your inbox - better than it has done for years - the vers...

Sign up for the newsletter

Hello lovely patrons. You've made this happen. We're doing newsletters.

The first will be this Friday.

We're moving from yahoogroups - yeah it's nostalgic being on a terrible old email service from the 1970s but it basically broke in 2013 and...