Sect Brothers and Sect Sisters,
This Junior would like to ensure that they cultivate Sect resources in accordance with Sect tastes.
Please take a moment to vote on what you enjoyed and would like to see more of in the Behind The Wok P...
2025-11-03 04:44:34 +0000 UTC View PostSect Brothers and Sect Sisters,
The time has come to summon November’s recipes!
Immortal Recipe Elders, as always, it falls to you to cast the formation and summon three dishes for our Sect’s culti...
2025-11-02 10:06:37 +0000 UTC View PostFellow Daoists,
If you ever find yourself just broken through to Qi Condensation and in need of some post-purge cleansing soup ... never fear, a recipe is here!
After Ming Shi broke through, one of the first things he smelled ...
2025-10-24 17:47:13 +0000 UTC View PostMing Shi’s first instinct had been to decline the duel. He didn’t see the point in fighting over the obvious. He’d gone too far with Chang. He knew it. Everyone knew it. Ping Guoshen and Sister Bing had told him so to his face right after th...
2025-10-23 02:00:05 +0000 UTC View PostSeniors,
This Junior confesses with great humility that there has been Qi Deviation affecting both myself and the Scripture. With apology, chapter servings will be adjusted to 2x a week (Mondays and ...
2025-10-23 01:59:01 +0000 UTC View Post“A duel?” Ming Shi squawked.
“A duel,” said Madam Zhang, thrusting the chopstick at him. “Welcome to Fragrant Bowl City, country boy. Here, slapping someone with a single chopstick is a time-honored way of challenging another chef ...
2025-10-21 02:00:04 +0000 UTC View PostFellow Daoists,
The Scripture teaches us that every dumpling hides a filling, and every asshole hides a backstory.
Thus, we gather today to decide the childhood trauma that cooked Chang. That's right. The power to determine Cha...
2025-10-19 07:02:38 +0000 UTC View PostThe title character for that next section seemed to sink into the page as if it had been engraved in stone. When Ming Shi touched it, it felt warm and patient, like heated Kitchen tiles under your bare feet.
EARTH
2025-10-18 02:00:06 +0000 UTC View Post
The ...
Ming Shi was sure his nose was blistering from the heat. He could feel the vibration of A’Nuan’s boiling–growling in his skull.
“Sorry,” he said, quickly. “Sorry, sorry, sorry.”
Clean thoughts. Clean.
He sh...
2025-10-16 02:00:02 +0000 UTC View PostUncle was screaming … with laughter.
It worked!
Uncle was laughing now! The funny feelings worked!
He was laughing so hard he’d sat down on the floor, pounding his flaming knees with his fists as he wheezed with scream-l...
2025-10-14 02:00:08 +0000 UTC View PostThe text was written in bold calligraphy that retained a surprising amount of gravitas despite all the sauce, tea stains and subtitular margin notes that crowded the pages.
INTRODUCTION
“CEASE YOUR PERVERSIONS!”
Madam Zhang’s bellow was deafening. She stood in the doorway, furious, holding a jade tablet that flashed rapidly with crimson light.
Ming Shi, who was spread-eagle on the floor, basking butt-naked in su...
2025-10-09 02:00:05 +0000 UTC View PostBreakthrough.
Light erupted from Ming Shi as his meridians blazed, incandescent. His chest swelled and his back arched so forcefully he thought he might burst or snap.
Blindly, he felt the brush of something awesome, something transcen...
2025-10-07 02:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostSect Brothers and Sect Sisters,
The questions channeled into the Knowledge Seeking Array this September were:
Sect Brothers and Sect Sisters,
The time has come to summon October’s recipes!
Immortal Recipe Elders, as always, it falls to you to cast the formation and summon three dishes for our Sect’s cultivation.
Last...
2025-10-01 02:00:04 +0000 UTC View PostSect Brothers and Sect Sisters,
After last week's qi-deviation (wherein it was discovered that a chapter mysteriously uploaded itself in the wrong order eheheh), this Junior has been enlightened. The Scripture requires perio...
2025-09-28 02:00:04 +0000 UTC View PostGood news!
His qi found its paths!
A thousand meandering channels that looped and branched and reconnected!
… A thousand.
Meandering.
Channels.
That looped.
And branched.
And reconnected.<...
2025-09-27 02:00:07 +0000 UTC View PostMing Shi’s qi erupted.
Without meridians this should have blasted him into a smooth purée.
He should have become a cautionary tale about Mortal Cooks who thought they could defy Heaven through chili oil, thoughts and prayer...
2025-09-25 02:00:04 +0000 UTC View PostMing Shi made it back to his room at Madam Zhang’s without exploding.
Great sign. Very auspicious, he assured himself.
He sat on the floor at the foot of his bed. There was a square patch of sun there from the light slanting...
2025-09-23 02:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post
Rechenbaer is hard at work on a character illustration of Xiaoye. She always puts so much thought into her illustrations. Here's her process so far!
First, thumbnails of composition and different hair and outfit options.
Sect Brothers and Sisters,
Due to a qi-deviation in my Chapter Release Technique, this week’s chapters (31, 32, 33) have already been released ahead of time. Rest assured: we are still exactly whe...
2025-09-20 02:00:07 +0000 UTC View PostBy Chi Da...
2025-09-20 02:00:05 +0000 UTC View PostSeniors,
It has come to my attention that I accidentally forward-jumped one chapter in my upload schedule after Chapter 23! Instead of posting Chapter 24, I posted Chapter 25 instead. The chapter I jumped over is a very important one that in...
2025-09-18 14:28:56 +0000 UTC View PostThe world went quiet as Young Master Fang approached.
How quiet?
Well, there’s the peaceful quiet of a chef conducting solitary prep.
There’s the focused quiet of a Kitchen during a cooking formation.
And there’s the ...
2025-09-18 14:28:27 +0000 UTC View PostMing Shi’s Day Three masterpiece was a magnificent abomination.
It was, generously speaking, a child’s drawing of Chang holding a bowl of congee while emanating holy light. Ming Shi had spent his sleepless hours creating this masterpiece...
2025-09-18 02:00:30 +0000 UTC View PostTheory and practice always differ, and Ming Shi spent the next three days exploring how wide that gap could be.
Day One began with Ming Shi arriving at his stall while the stars still gossiped faintly overhead. He'd beaten even the dawn to h...
2025-09-16 02:00:04 +0000 UTC View PostHe figured it out as he half-walked, half-ran through the night.
How full of secrets the street felt at this small hour. They teased and beckoned beneath the moon, veiled silver-blue in its knowing light. Dead ends looked like doorways; door...
2025-09-13 02:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostMing Shi did not black out for very long.
Just long enough for the nameless thing to arrive where it had always been.
In other words, no time at all.
A few seconds, if we must put a clock to it.
But when Ming Shi opened his...
2025-09-11 02:00:07 +0000 UTC View PostI knew it, thought Xiaoye. He is indeed a hidden master.
For hours, she had been excelling with peerless humility.
But every time she looked over, Ming Shi was humbler still.
The master heats without heating...
2025-09-09 02:00:09 +0000 UTC View Post“Please, Ming Shi, don’t mind me,” Xiaoye said. “I will just practice my beginner’s manual while you practice yours. Like you, I am being truly challenged by the basics of my own Approved Path.”
She summoned a manual from her sto...
2025-09-06 01:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post