Fun fact: Alligators have a permanent erection.
Added 2025-08-07 05:16:08 +0000 UTC– Bro, doesn’t that hurt? Being like that all day?
– Nah, it doesn’t bother me. It’s just weird when people keep staring. But once I get home and jerk off, I feel fine.
– Dude... I think I can take care of that for you.
- Hunmn !!??
