Dr. Susie Gronski - Doctor of Physical Therapy

Spring Cleaning: Spicy Edition 🧼

Added 2025-04-14 12:07:01 +0000 UTC

Spring Cleaning… But Make It Sexy 🧽😉

It’s time for some spring cleaning, and no, we’re not just talking about your closet—we mean your sex toy collection. Because if your toys have seen more action than your sink, it’s time to fix that!

Step 1: The Deep Clean – Warm water + fragrance-free soap or a proper toy cleaner = your new BFF. Don’t just rinse and call it a day—get in there like you mean it 💦

Step 2: Retire the Questionable Ones – If it’s cracked, sticky, or just eww… babe, let it go. Silicone, glass, and metal = safe. Mystery jelly from 2016? Not so much.

Step 3: Battery & Charger Check – Nothing kills the mood faster than a dead toy mid-session. Charge up or swap batteries before the fun starts ⚡

Step 4: Upgrade Your Collection – Treat yourself to a new toy 💁‍♀️

Step 5: Proper Storage = No More Fuzzy Surprises – Keep them dry, dust-free, and away from direct sunlight (unless you want your dildo to age like a bad tan).

Take care of your toys, and they’ll take care of you. Happy cleaning!