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Ranking WEIRDEST Marketplace Listings

Added 2024-11-21 03:57:13 +0000 UTC

Have you ever scrolled through Facebook Marketplace and stumbled upon a listing that made you think, "Who in their right mind would buy that?"

Well, we also thought that. Join us as we rank some of the strangest items lurking in the depths of Facebook Marketplace based on their sheer absurdity.

Edited by Bozi

Comments

Man Darcy needs to get on the ozempic! (Sorry that was a little mean)

Angus Keane

2025-03-06 02:40:44 +0000 UTC

Crying

Harrison The third

2025-03-04 05:38:03 +0000 UTC

6:35 was peak max

2025-02-21 20:01:22 +0000 UTC

The episode would have been hotter with more Darcy in it

Zansto

2024-12-10 02:01:35 +0000 UTC

damn that frog BEEN in the pot!

camman Rogers

2024-12-09 06:19:26 +0000 UTC

👆

IWantToEatChadsHairyAsshole

2024-12-02 08:41:50 +0000 UTC

#100 🦿

Tom Jackson

2024-11-27 01:51:39 +0000 UTC

Darcy Execution Video when?

Kadir N.

2024-11-26 19:54:14 +0000 UTC

I literally saw the crab on my marketplace and was considering buying it

Aaliyah St

2024-11-25 12:33:14 +0000 UTC

Bruh you cant make me get used to ANOTHER random, you know how long it took me to get used to Darcy?

Thrash4Cash

2024-11-25 00:43:19 +0000 UTC

It aint that serious, patreon cut is normally like a day after the main channel

excaliber .

2024-11-24 11:38:39 +0000 UTC

any idea where the patreon videos are?

Dana Smith

2024-11-24 08:21:58 +0000 UTC

Kind of lagging behind. I understand if things might be be going on but some transparency would be nice.

PaulFetishist

2024-11-24 08:15:12 +0000 UTC

clicks tongue noice

aug

2024-11-24 07:43:45 +0000 UTC

hat says cock small

MAKKi

2024-11-24 05:37:42 +0000 UTC

Come on we need: - New Sober pod - 'We Tested VIRAL TikTok Drinking Gadgets' Patreon cut - Minister Breast extended

shitdick

2024-11-24 03:07:37 +0000 UTC

Where new vid extended?

Daniel_Rutley

2024-11-24 03:00:33 +0000 UTC

Gerald? Is that you?

pra

2024-11-23 23:25:47 +0000 UTC

Okay why no vid on mr. breast? Okay why no vid on da alcoholism?

Aidan Criddle

2024-11-23 23:25:11 +0000 UTC

instead of uncut mr beast episode can we just have a supercut of max saying “mr beast” to mr beast thanks

Zoey Mirza

2024-11-23 20:44:46 +0000 UTC

Justice for Darcy..

Costco pizza

2024-11-23 20:41:55 +0000 UTC

We need Scott and Darcy only, not whoever that random dude is

figgletin

2024-11-23 19:12:09 +0000 UTC

Man, patrons complain too much

Roland

2024-11-23 15:53:33 +0000 UTC

One of the Etsy vids. Have you not seen every single thing they've ever posted? your a patron! your supposed to be like a member of the ColdOnes military!

Roland

2024-11-23 15:52:44 +0000 UTC

Anyone know what vid the weird alien thing is from?

Lennon White

2024-11-23 12:06:28 +0000 UTC

Agreed

Rach

2024-11-23 06:31:46 +0000 UTC

Thanks for correcting me 🙏🙏

ElloOlives

2024-11-23 06:03:17 +0000 UTC

rowan bean

Kari Kalliojärvi

2024-11-23 05:57:49 +0000 UTC

Mista bist uncut when?

Kari Kalliojärvi

2024-11-23 05:55:39 +0000 UTC

jimmy's beast?

Chris Med

2024-11-23 05:26:25 +0000 UTC

mist or beast

indy joe

2024-11-23 03:52:31 +0000 UTC

Uncensored Mr bean cut ?

Joshua Tree

2024-11-23 03:51:52 +0000 UTC

I ain’t spend 5 whole dollars to not get mr breast 4 hour uncensored you fucks

full sus

2024-11-23 01:51:49 +0000 UTC

“There’s a child spreading its asshole on my mantle piece” quote of the year😂

Tristan Cunningham

2024-11-22 21:50:32 +0000 UTC

Sing it with me, WE! WANT! MISTER! BREAST!

SAM MITCHELL

2024-11-22 21:00:34 +0000 UTC

darcy's hair oh my g.....

seb

2024-11-22 20:48:23 +0000 UTC

I need uncensorized mr breast

Bone Man

2024-11-22 20:11:33 +0000 UTC

When are y’all posting the Mr Beast unedited interview??

Saylor Hazy

2024-11-22 19:47:56 +0000 UTC

seriously where mister breast at, been nearly 24 hours since youtube got it, i need breast uncensored NOW

SAM MITCHELL

2024-11-22 16:30:14 +0000 UTC

Darcy looks different in this one

Bob Ross

2024-11-22 16:04:30 +0000 UTC

That’s facts

I_HURLS

2024-11-22 13:44:16 +0000 UTC

mr beast uncensored

shitdick

2024-11-22 12:05:24 +0000 UTC

Where’s Mr Breast

SwankNebula69

2024-11-22 07:25:52 +0000 UTC

TIER LIST HAMBURGER

AllJustNugget

2024-11-22 06:53:37 +0000 UTC

Mcdouble is as much as $4 depending on where you live. America is a post-capitalist hellscape, McDonald's prices 2-4x since COVID.

Gabe

2024-11-22 06:36:22 +0000 UTC

Beast probably wanted so much shit censored i doubt we'll get anything close to four hours. Also if the yt vid was the most usable clips, it'll probably be ass anyway.

Malainey Davison

2024-11-22 05:49:43 +0000 UTC

jim bean prolly wont allow it.

Malainey Davison

2024-11-22 05:46:32 +0000 UTC

I need grog in Canada:(

LickidyXspliff

2024-11-22 05:28:45 +0000 UTC

Don't get a grog tattoo man 😭

Cold Ones

2024-11-22 05:16:19 +0000 UTC

Unironically better than the Beast podcast.

cooleyeking

2024-11-22 04:45:17 +0000 UTC

Praying they read this :(

LickidyXspliff

2024-11-22 04:32:38 +0000 UTC

Chad why the fuck are you in the right chair? Consistency is key in my autistic brain and you aren’t doing that. Max keep being grog.

BowlHead

2024-11-22 04:04:36 +0000 UTC

Hi Darcy

Lucy

2024-11-22 03:57:18 +0000 UTC

Send him grog

Squishy

2024-11-22 03:44:38 +0000 UTC

Send me a pack of grog and I’ll get a grog tattoo

LickidyXspliff

2024-11-22 03:39:31 +0000 UTC

Please make more 😂😂😂

Kendra Crassweller

2024-11-22 03:06:35 +0000 UTC

我讨厌所有的黑鬼和犹太人，还有哈卡图阿议会锄头，她很低调，虽然她可以用她那该死的脸上的纹身得到它，但我会把所有的都放在那个婊子的阴户里

Saliva Ghost

2024-11-22 01:18:34 +0000 UTC

黑鬼

Saliva Ghost

2024-11-22 01:16:25 +0000 UTC

Mr bean?

ElloOlives

2024-11-22 00:59:09 +0000 UTC

beast orb

pra

2024-11-22 00:43:37 +0000 UTC

what is this real? they made cold ones from youtube real?

im chines(outh korean)e

2024-11-22 00:42:55 +0000 UTC

post the unedited jimmy beast interview pls

Victoria Smith

2024-11-22 00:39:53 +0000 UTC

i bet they don't read comments

Cold Ones

2024-11-22 00:37:01 +0000 UTC

Yes

Bigstevevai

2024-11-22 00:25:26 +0000 UTC

ok but editing is actually so good I'm glad I give five dolla

im chines(outh korean)e

2024-11-22 00:22:02 +0000 UTC

do you think they actually read these comments we are just a bunch of people that pay five dolla a month for chad cock

im chines(outh korean)e

2024-11-21 23:33:11 +0000 UTC

Mr. Bust give me moneys lots

Kadir N.

2024-11-21 23:31:49 +0000 UTC

no fucking way the beast is on the show

allah

2024-11-21 23:26:51 +0000 UTC

are you a fucking child bro? 4 separate comments, "booo" "this shit sucked" and then begging for them to build lego

TheGFactor

2024-11-21 23:25:08 +0000 UTC

😂😂

Mevma TV

2024-11-21 23:23:03 +0000 UTC

Do i look like max and chad brah

Ethan Munro

2024-11-21 23:20:22 +0000 UTC

/is there gonna be a patreon cut of that

Epicgamer 123

2024-11-21 23:19:53 +0000 UTC

History has been made

Aidan Criddle

2024-11-21 23:18:18 +0000 UTC

No way u got jimin bean on the pod

Ethan Munro

2024-11-21 22:50:54 +0000 UTC

can we get 7 hour max griddy compilation

Fragz

2024-11-21 22:38:53 +0000 UTC

Where the fuck mr bean

Saiyanboss27

2024-11-21 22:21:51 +0000 UTC

mr breast is a give a me a monye

Sat

2024-11-21 22:16:53 +0000 UTC

Booo

Jacob

2024-11-21 21:46:41 +0000 UTC

This shit sucked

Jacob

2024-11-21 21:46:14 +0000 UTC

I wanna see a three hour cut of these two putting together a large Lego set

Jacob

2024-11-21 21:35:37 +0000 UTC

I need 4 hour breast

ryn_239

2024-11-21 21:05:14 +0000 UTC

how yt getting it before patreon when we the ones paying

Benzino

2024-11-21 20:55:07 +0000 UTC

where beast

Mads Vincentz

2024-11-21 20:34:28 +0000 UTC

Did Darcy finally go through puberty??

Natalie Mucha

2024-11-21 20:10:09 +0000 UTC

A Mr Beast video? You guys should delete yourselves.

Daniel Boon

2024-11-21 19:37:40 +0000 UTC

No chad cock

Quanxi

2024-11-21 19:16:17 +0000 UTC

Hello I'm Mister Breast

Jack Noire

2024-11-21 19:10:16 +0000 UTC

its a mee.. fuuuck

Shane Mundy

2024-11-21 17:44:19 +0000 UTC

love that silas’ mom has that frog

Victoria Smith

2024-11-21 14:52:09 +0000 UTC

I will watch this while working my office job

Jake Passolt

2024-11-21 14:12:26 +0000 UTC

wtf is this

mel

2024-11-21 13:56:51 +0000 UTC

Silas mum is fit

Ethan Munro

2024-11-21 13:52:55 +0000 UTC

Where sober 🦧

Kyle

2024-11-21 13:26:53 +0000 UTC

Darcy got 10x sexier and grew a mullet, good for him

El Guapo

2024-11-21 12:27:33 +0000 UTC

Maggs gay now confirmed

Marc102

2024-11-21 12:19:31 +0000 UTC

Just saying I barely get notifications for your Patreon uploads anymore. The only reason I find them is because I have a sixth sense for cold ones posts

Carlton

2024-11-21 11:04:46 +0000 UTC

Hats off to whoever animated that SM64 Max at the start, INCREDIBLE👏👏👏

Goomba1280

2024-11-21 10:42:16 +0000 UTC

I want to give Darcy $20

Luke Just

2024-11-21 10:04:56 +0000 UTC

YO WHAT VID WAS MAX SUXIN THAT BABY DICK

Carlos Perez

2024-11-21 09:02:59 +0000 UTC

first split second sounded like mercy by kanye west

kaz

2024-11-21 07:38:02 +0000 UTC

3.50 usd?

Ryder

2024-11-21 05:41:32 +0000 UTC

finally

zackydacky

2024-11-21 05:29:49 +0000 UTC

Y’all fell off

Sweettie

2024-11-21 05:26:13 +0000 UTC

Yall should really sell a custom Cold Ones N64 Cartridge. I’d cop

DjFluffy Kurosaki

2024-11-21 04:15:24 +0000 UTC

i better see the tupactopus

pra

2024-11-21 04:07:23 +0000 UTC

yeee fresh gog

Kobe M.

2024-11-21 04:05:49 +0000 UTC

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Ranking WEIRDEST Marketplace Listings

Comments

Man Darcy needs to get on the ozempic! (Sorry that was a little mean)

Crying

6:35 was peak max

The episode would have been hotter with more Darcy in it

damn that frog BEEN in the pot!

👆

#100 🦿

Darcy Execution Video when?

I literally saw the crab on my marketplace and was considering buying it

Bruh you cant make me get used to ANOTHER random, you know how long it took me to get used to Darcy?

It aint that serious, patreon cut is normally like a day after the main channel

any idea where the patreon videos are?

Kind of lagging behind. I understand if things might be be going on but some transparency would be nice.

*clicks tongue* noice

hat says cock small

Come on we need: - New Sober pod - 'We Tested VIRAL TikTok Drinking Gadgets' Patreon cut - Minister Breast extended

Where new vid extended?

Gerald? Is that you?

Okay why no vid on mr. breast? Okay why no vid on da alcoholism?

instead of uncut mr beast episode can we just have a supercut of max saying “mr beast” to mr beast thanks

Justice for Darcy..

We need Scott and Darcy only, not whoever that random dude is

Man, patrons complain too much

One of the Etsy vids. Have you not seen every single thing they've ever posted? your a patron! your supposed to be like a member of the ColdOnes military!

Anyone know what vid the weird alien thing is from?

Agreed

Thanks for correcting me 🙏🙏

rowan bean

Mista bist uncut when?

jimmy's beast?

mist or beast

Uncensored Mr bean cut ?

I ain’t spend 5 whole dollars to not get mr breast 4 hour uncensored you fucks

“There’s a child spreading its asshole on my mantle piece” quote of the year😂

Sing it with me, WE! WANT! MISTER! BREAST!

darcy's hair oh my g.....

I need uncensorized mr breast

When are y’all posting the Mr Beast unedited interview??

seriously where mister breast at, been nearly 24 hours since youtube got it, i need breast uncensored NOW

Darcy looks different in this one

That’s facts

mr beast uncensored

Where’s Mr Breast

TIER LIST HAMBURGER

Mcdouble is as much as $4 depending on where you live. America is a post-capitalist hellscape, McDonald's prices 2-4x since COVID.

Beast probably wanted so much shit censored i doubt we'll get anything close to four hours. Also if the yt vid was the most usable clips, it'll probably be ass anyway.

jim bean prolly wont allow it.

I need grog in Canada:(

Don't get a grog tattoo man 😭

Unironically better than the Beast podcast.

Praying they read this :(

Chad why the fuck are you in the right chair? Consistency is key in my autistic brain and you aren’t doing that. Max keep being grog.

Hi Darcy

Send him grog

Send me a pack of grog and I’ll get a grog tattoo

Please make more 😂😂😂

我讨厌所有的黑鬼和犹太人，还有哈卡图阿议会锄头，她很低调，虽然她可以用她那该死的脸上的纹身得到它，但我会把所有的都放在那个婊子的阴户里

黑鬼

Mr bean?

beast orb

what is this real? they made cold ones from youtube real?

post the unedited jimmy beast interview pls

i bet they don't read comments

Yes

ok but editing is actually so good I'm glad I give five dolla

do you think they actually read these comments we are just a bunch of people that pay five dolla a month for chad cock

Mr. Bust give me moneys lots

no fucking way the beast is on the show

are you a fucking child bro? 4 separate comments, "booo" "this shit sucked" and then begging for them to build lego

😂😂

Do i look like max and chad brah

/is there gonna be a patreon cut of that

History has been made

No way u got jimin bean on the pod

can we get 7 hour max griddy compilation

Where the fuck mr bean

mr breast is a give a me a monye

Booo

clicks tongue noice