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2020-02-21 13:48:19 +0000 UTC View Post
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Five Buns Full Cover Artwork
Presenting the full cover art for Five Buns Full! Nino's taking quite a healthy shape, no doubt inspired by that ever swelling appetite ;) What do you folks think? Isn't Mama positively glowing?
This piece was done by the ever wonderful Bett...
2020-02-19 05:14:04 +0000 UTC View Post[$15+] February Patron's Prompt: Artwork Suggestions
Here's the monthly suggestions prompt for artwork that will come next month!
Suggest any story related artwork that you would like to see provided down below! The artwork can be for a story that's never received art, or it can be something t...
2020-02-18 22:32:54 +0000 UTC View PostFive Buns Full: Chapter 2
Day 17
“Would you get your hands off my belly?!” Nino pleaded.
“Nope.”
She raised a hand and dropped it on her husband’s leg in a half-hearted smack. He didn’t even make a noise, just continued to rub...
2020-02-18 22:11:42 +0000 UTC View Post[$5] February Patron's Prompt Poll: Literature
We've reached our halfway point! Vote on which Patron''s Prompt you'd like to see next, as suggested by our folks in the $15+ tiers!
2020-02-17 00:52:14 +0000 UTC View PostFive Buns Full: Chapter 1 (SFW Edit)
Day 0
Most people don’t believe in fate anymore. They think that the universe is dictated by laws of complete random chance, like a pot of broth made from a bunch of ingredients all cooked together over a flame. There is t...
2020-02-16 23:59:01 +0000 UTC View Post[$10] NSFW Five Buns Full: Chapter 1
Day 0
Most people don’t believe in fate anymore. They think that the universe is dictated by laws of complete random chance, like a pot of broth made from a bunch of ingredients all cooked together over a flame. There is t...
2020-02-16 23:48:50 +0000 UTC View PostPatron's Prompt: Growing Soft 10 Artwork Progress
While originally planned to be a single character image, myself, the Growing Soft commissioner, and the artist UltraGuest have decided to go all out for the picture! I hope you're all able to enjoy, and if you haven't already go check out UltraGue...
2020-02-16 11:12:00 +0000 UTC View PostRainbow 6 Siege: Gridlocked
February 14th
1 William Street, Brisbane Queensland
Australia
0415
Eliza “Ash” Cohen starred up at the skyscraper. Flashing blue and red lights bounced...
2020-02-16 10:41:28 +0000 UTC View PostFive Buns Full: Prelude
It was a game.
He remembered the rules. Five girls, five separate classrooms. The quintessential quintuplets were forcing him to choose, forcing him to give his answer tonight in the quiet high school.
He was only allowed to head towar...
2020-02-15 02:44:19 +0000 UTC View Post[$20] Rainbow 6 Siege: Gridlocked (Beta Copy)
February 14th
1 William Street, Brisbane Queensland
Australia
0415
Eliza “Ash” Cohen starred up at the skyscraper. Flashing blue and red lights b...
2020-02-13 22:53:03 +0000 UTC View Post[$15+] February Patron's Prompt: Literature Suggestions
It's that time of month!
Post your suggestions / prompts down in the comments below. These suggestions will then be voted by those in the $5 tier in a poll that will take place in two days time, on Saturday the 15th.
Suggestions ...
2020-02-13 10:00:37 +0000 UTC View PostInsatiable Curiosity
Coney Island sucks.
The atmosphere is depressing, the amusement park looks as fun as a trip to the morgue, and the fishing is as likely to get you some drowned fool’s boots as it will any fish.
And yet, the people of New York i...
2020-02-11 22:19:00 +0000 UTC View Post[$20] Insatiable Curiosity (Beta Copy)
Coney Island sucks.
The atmosphere is depressing, the amusement park looks as fun as a trip to the morgue, and the fishing is as likely to get you some drowned fool’s boots as it will any fish.
And yet, the people of New York i...
2020-02-11 04:16:28 +0000 UTC View PostLilly's birthday pictures
Feburary 7th was Lilly's birthday! I held a poll over on DA where people were able to select what sort of picture they'd want to see, and Breakfast in Bed had won.... until Mom Jeans came back literally the day of after I sent out the commission s...
2020-02-09 08:34:18 +0000 UTC View PostBloated in the Wild Artwork: Chapters 1 - 5
Full artworks as well as several sketches and one supplemental version of scenic images are provided! These 10 were all done by one of my closest associates, and fellow Princess enthusiast, RemRamWaluigi. Check out his DeviantArt and ...
2020-02-08 08:32:33 +0000 UTC View PostLoZ: Bloated in the Wild Chapter 5
Chapter 5: Craving Indulgence
Her knight was speaking with the Great Fairy. Time seemed slow to Princess Zelda, so intent upon hearing his words that they seemed out of focus, his breath seemed to drag.
“Ohoh...
2020-02-08 08:10:09 +0000 UTC View Post[$20] LoZ: Bloated in the Wild Chapter 5 (Beta Copy)
Chapter 5: Craving Indulgence
Her knight was speaking with the Great Fairy. Time seemed slow to Princess Zelda, so intent upon hearing his words that they seemed out of focus, his breath seemed to drag. 2020-02-07 02:53:15 +0000 UTC View Post
LoZ: Bloated in the Wild Chapter 4
Chapter 4: Thirsty For More
Zelda found herself continuously amazed throughout this adventure.
The warm air whipped through her long hair as she sped through the desert, pulled along by a massive sand seal. She sat upo...
2020-02-07 02:48:36 +0000 UTC View PostLoZ: Bloated in the Wild Chapter 3
Chapter 3: Burning Hot
“ABSOLUTELY NOT!” Zelda shouted, stamping a hammy leg down upon the hot dessert sand. Her face was flushed with heat, though whether from embarrassment or from the scorching sun wasn’t immediatel...
2020-02-07 02:47:10 +0000 UTC View PostLoZ: Bloated in the Wild Chapter 2
Chapter 2: Bellyful of Ballast
The white stone of the tower held no door. An immense threshold more than forty feet across simply hung open into the murky lighting beyond. The tower itself was hundreds of feet tall. Zelda sw...
2020-02-07 02:45:51 +0000 UTC View PostLoZ: Bloated in the Wild Chapter 1
Chapter 1: Blimp of the Wild
Princess Zelda sighed.
When that didn’t elicit any response, she tried to huff.
Still, nothing. It was around the time that she decided to puff that she understood just what s...
2020-02-07 02:42:53 +0000 UTC View PostFilling Out the Frontline Chapter 6: Midnight Sweets and Tubby Treats (SFW)
Darkness held him, smothering him beneath a thick blanket of cotton wool. It was all he felt, all he knew, and for a moment, all he thought he would ever know again.
Until the chill of the arctic snow returned.
“Commander!”
H...
2020-02-06 12:05:04 +0000 UTC View Post[$10] NSFW Filling Out the Frontline Chapter 6: Midnight sweets and tubby treats
Darkness held him, smothering him beneath a thick blanket of cotton wool. It was all he felt, all he knew, and for a moment, all he thought he would ever know again.
Until the chill of the arctic snow returned.
“Commander!”
H...
2020-02-04 19:59:05 +0000 UTC View Post[$20] NSFW Filling Out the Frontline Chapter 6: Midnight Sweets and Tubby Treats
Darkness held him, smothering him beneath a thick blanket of cotton wool. It was all he felt, all he knew, and for a moment, all he thought he would ever know again.
Until the chill of the arctic snow returned.
“Commander!”
H...
2020-02-03 22:50:46 +0000 UTC View Post[$5] Patron's Prompt: Artwork
Vote on one of our next pieces for story related artwork, as suggested by the folks in the [$15+] tiers!
2020-02-02 06:05:09 +0000 UTC View PostH&LML Artwork: Blind Drunk
The main art piece that inspired Blind Drunk, as well as two supplemental versions of Lilly celebrating Saint Patrick's Day in a similar manner, are provided! The links below lead directly to each respective artist's DeviantArt page, where you can...
2020-01-31 10:09:30 +0000 UTC View PostBlind Drunk
Author's note: This story is a previous commission that directly connects with the previously uploaded Wishing to See Stars story. It is set about a year into the H&LML timeline, and takes place directly after the mentioned fic.
Patron's Prompt: Wishing to See Stars (SFW)
Author's note: This story is the SFW version of this month's Patron's Prompt. It is set about a year into the H&LML timeline, and directly predates Blind Drunk.
Please enjoy!
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2020-01-31 09:59:39 +0000 UTC View Post[$10] NSFW Patron's Prompt: Wishing to See Stars
Author's note: This story is the NSFW version of this month's Patron's Prompt. It is set about a year into the H&LML timeline, and directly predates Blind Drunk, which will be posted along with the SFW story tomorrow after clean editing.