Still getting caught up on things I guess, but here's the July bonus table, which is for generating ideas for things to do the kill time while in lockdown!
2020-08-03 19:47:04 +0000 UTC
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I haven't actually figured out a proper title, but reading Ryan North's B^F (where he gives an in-depth review of the bonkers noveliza...
2020-08-01 15:36:00 +0000 UTC View PostI have a certain appreciation for surrealist films from the likes of Alejandro Jodorowsky and David Lynch, so after struggling to figure out a theme for this month's Secret Bonus Table, I settled on that. What acid trip will you go on today?
Cutting it a little close this month, eh Ewen? Well yes. But anyway. Here's this month's table pack, which is a collection of tables for scientifically dubious sci-fi stuff, probably because I've been messing with Zaptacular (that RPG I'v...
2020-07-01 02:31:06 +0000 UTC View PostI've been trying to get this going pretty much since January, and I decided not to wait any longer. The Yaruki Zero Discord's main intended purpose is to have a place to play RPGs, since I was having such a hard time getting people together even b...
2020-06-21 23:26:03 +0000 UTC View PostA random Twitter conversation led me to put together a quick table for generating Jusenkyo curses from Ranma ½, so here it is for anyone who might want to do that for whatever reason! If you fell into one of the cursed springs, what woul...
2020-06-21 17:11:21 +0000 UTC View PostMutation: it is the key to our evolution. It has enabled us to evolve from a single-celled organism into the dominant species on the planet. And then some guy came along and made some random tables for mutations. And that guy is me, Ewen. Hey ther...
2020-05-29 19:13:44 +0000 UTC View PostDid you ever notice how back in the day they had a lot of slang for "nonsense" that sounds incredibly silly? Well I sure did! And now you can one-up the behind-the-times weirdos in your life by calling their nonsense things like jabbersticks, flap...
2020-05-25 15:32:55 +0000 UTC View PostIt's going to need testing and probably more work besides that I didn't anticipate, but here's a first draft of Depths, the aforementioned character development tool. Since it was based on Seasons, I also included a revised version ...
2020-05-02 17:18:37 +0000 UTC View PostYou will not be surprised to hear that I started on a couple of new projects!
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Ages ago I did a short, untested, guided freeform RPG called “ 2020-04-28 19:10:16 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey, hope you're all holding up well. I'm not entirely sure what I'm going to do when I finish Persona 5 Royal (I'm about 70 hours in...), but in the meantime here's this month's Secret Bonus Table, which is for generating names of fonts!
I finished the aforementioned pack of tables for use with Entanglements, so enjoy! I've also included the PDF of Entanglements itself for any patrons who don't already have it.
2020-04-16 02:49:59 +0000 UTC
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I commissioned the brilliant Kamapon to do art of Table-chan, the aforementioned Ewen's Tables mascot character. We're in the process of nailing down details--and trying to keep h...
2020-04-14 15:13:38 +0000 UTC View PostOver the past few days I went a put a bunch of table packs up on DriveThruRPG, and I realized that Iâ€...
2020-04-05 15:43:55 +0000 UTC View PostIn what may be my dumbest table thing so far, I put together a set of four tables for making stupid nicknames for three fast food restaurants and one conspiracy theory website.
2020-04-01 02:32:18 +0000 UTC
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Hey guys. I hope you're all staying safe. This time around I ended up venting about politics in table form. I do no recommend checking out political books on Amazon if you have much faith in humanity left. Anyway, this will let you generate ...
2020-03-27 16:31:24 +0000 UTC View PostI put together a new beta version of Pix, which is now up on itch.io, but since you're backing me on Patreon, enjoy!
2020-02-06 01:47:44 +0000 UTC
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Allrecipes.com is a site where they let anyone just upload any recipes they want. Thanks to The F Plus, I learned that there are kind of a lot of horrifying recipes on there, stuff where "...
2020-02-01 15:19:13 +0000 UTC View PostJust in time for the Big Game/Superb Owl/Non-Trademarked Euphemism For The NFL Championship Game tomorrow, I got out of my comfort zone and did a table pack about sports!
2020-02-01 15:15:08 +0000 UTC
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And here's the Secret Bonus Table, inspired by a certain nightmare fuel musical movie. I haven't actually seen it yet, because I haven't been able to psych myself up enough.
2020-01-18 19:03:35 +0000 UTC
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I'm currently sitting at a Kia dealership waiting for my Rio to get its routine service, so this was as good a time as any to get around to finishing up this month's table stuff. This time around we have a set of four Story Cubes inspired tables, ...
2020-01-18 18:59:36 +0000 UTC View Post2019 was quite a year, huh? In January the contract job I’d had for 2 years came to an be end, and while looking for a job a started doing zines. In February I started a new contract job, but in March I developed a herniated disc that caused me ...
2020-01-01 16:02:11 +0000 UTC View PostOh man. I finally made a table (with some sub-tables) for light novel titles. It's kind of a bit of snowclone nonsense, but I nonetheless hope you enjoy going into the...
2019-12-18 02:54:06 +0000 UTC View PostSo, of course, I caught a cold, which feels sort of quaint after going through so much more serious medical stuff this year. I did however manage to get a table pack done. Since it's the last one of this strange year, I decided to just do somethin...
2019-12-07 20:06:04 +0000 UTC View PostThis month's silly bonus table is for generating titles of Hallmark movies, just in time for the holidays! Enjoy new family classics like Cloudy With a Chance of Kringle, A Nutcracker Thanksgiving, or A Christmas Leprechaun 2019-12-01 00:04:22 +0000 UTC View Post
I really do need to get back to doing these at the beginning of the month, but nonetheless here's November's table pack! This is another random event collection, covering four different genres of anime!
2019-12-01 00:01:25 +0000 UTC
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Just in time for Halloween (because I procrastinated and am posting this the morning of), a very silly table that came about because I got "Spooky Scary Skeletons"...
2019-10-31 16:25:19 +0000 UTC View PostI’ve been working on this one for a while. It’s a pack of four tables of random events for modern settings, and it turns out that writing random events without a clear setting in mind is pretty hard, though also something I think I can get bet...
2019-10-06 16:35:39 +0000 UTC View PostSuppose you want to randomly generate some new types of sushi? Well I've got your back! (Seriously, it was driving me nuts because I kept thinking I'd already done one of these, but I think I was confusing it for the pizza generator or something.)...
2019-09-22 01:18:29 +0000 UTC View PostI finally got this month's table pack done! This time around it's "Book Club," a collection of four tables for generating book titles. I for one am looking forward to reading The Catcher in the Jar and Lethal Homicide. Not sure a...
2019-09-22 01:09:09 +0000 UTC View Post