Sitting in the central command room with her feet kicked up, Yu Mei-ren had had an epiphany.
You see, the way to save humanity wasn't tact and superb intellect.
It wasn't talent or potential.
Nor was it using the power of externa...
2024-03-14 18:23:53 +0000 UTC View Post"Stupid Olga and her stupid..." Nicholas looked down on the ongoing battle from one of the castle battlements, picking up a rotten cabbage from the pile of random vegetables he'd put together, "Money."
He shamelessly threw it at the head of ...
2024-03-12 16:08:57 +0000 UTC View Post"...How do you have the armour of Fafnir?"
Nicholas tilted his head in confusion, staring at the badass mofo looking down on him.
It was Siegfried, a legendary Dragon Slayer... as if he hadn't met nearly half a dozen of those by now. 2024-03-11 14:22:47 +0000 UTC View Post
"You've done well in coming this far! Let it be known that Vlad the IIIrd recognises you and those who follow as worthy foes! Allow me to praise thee! The way you've dealt with those under me is impeccable!"
Mordred regarded their newest ene...
2024-03-09 12:09:11 +0000 UTC View PostThe innkeep nervously wiped his cups with a cloth, occasionally glancing at the strange assortment of folks that had walked into his inn some moments ago and managed to drive off the few customers this tiring war had left him.
A blonde man a...
2024-03-07 18:42:01 +0000 UTC View Post"Ahn~! Don't be so rough~."
"Piss off, hoe." Nicholas deadpanned and chucked a boulder at Kiyohime, with no hesitation whatsoever... No, it seemed as though he was trying to crush that bug you throw your shoes at from a distance, "If you thi...
2024-03-04 16:38:20 +0000 UTC View Post"Senpai, we should be nearing the area Saint Georgios was last seen in... as well as the other Dragon Slayer." Mash reported like the dutiful kouhai she was, trying to be as serious as possible but still unable to stop her gaze from occasionally m...
2024-03-03 10:49:30 +0000 UTC View PostNicholas groaned and rubbed his eyes, turning his head around to see foliage and old trees with a destroyed chunk of land beyond them that looked like it'd been bombarded by artillery... though he figured there wasn't much of a difference consider...
2024-03-02 15:41:54 +0000 UTC View PostNicholas stared at the setting Sun before lightly tapping the tip of his shoe against the ground under him... backing away for the first time in his whole life to avoid a punch aimed for his chin only to throw such a massive character development ...
2024-03-01 19:07:53 +0000 UTC View PostThe Sun stood proudly in a clear blue sky with occasional dots here and there because of birds and the occasional wyverns... which was something normal at this point if Mordred went by how many of those damned lizards she'd run into by now.
...
2024-02-29 14:58:33 +0000 UTC View Post"You've struck down Fafnir... How?! I'll bur-..."
Boom.
Nicholas kicked hard at the Dragon's... Fafnir's head, like he'd kicked his cousin as a kid, lopping the humongous beast through the air until it went crashing into a distant clif...
2024-02-28 14:38:19 +0000 UTC View Post"Er... I was pondering over what little Mordred said before their departure..." Martha spoke out calmly, with grace that wouldn't exist if Nicholas was around, as she walked behind her Chaldea's 48th Master, "I think that happening is a possibilit...
2024-02-28 14:36:04 +0000 UTC View PostMarie Antoinette was a Queen of France, born to play her role, born to be loved by the people and in turn love them even when they rose against her and took her head in the name of revolution...
She was a person that would love her people re...
2024-02-23 11:28:10 +0000 UTC View Post"The fuck is this place?"
Nicholas pointed at the wet dirt road under him.
"The fuck is that?"
He pointed at the giant flaming cock ring in the sky.
"The fuck is there?"
He pointed around at the grassy plains stretchi...
2024-02-22 17:19:54 +0000 UTC View PostRomani nervously stood on a podium, beads of sweat rolling down his forehead as his gaze passed over several high class heroic spirits, his temperamental boss and three equally eccentric Masters that just so happened to be humanity's last hope aga...
2024-02-20 16:13:14 +0000 UTC View PostNicholas looked at Olga in silent apprehension, tuning out the other two people in the room completely... He narrowed his eyes, making the already nervous woman fidget in her place even more than she already was, "Did you have Da Vinci make your c...
2024-02-19 16:05:52 +0000 UTC View PostNicholas shot awake and looked around, letting out a small sigh when he realised he was in his room at Chaldea. He moved his hands to his face, "Two eyes, one mouth..." Then he moved his hands down to his more private areas and tilted his head, "O...
2024-02-18 19:10:05 +0000 UTC View PostNicholas eyeballed the dark haired woman sitting across from him strangely, "Now I ain't one to catcall or even look but hot damn woman, what the fuck did they feed you over there, petroleum? Oil? Did you eat your twin in yo mama's womb or sum? Je...
2024-02-15 16:30:19 +0000 UTC View Post"Hm~ Hm~..."
Yu Mei-ren was casually going about her day, she'd made her bed after a good night's rest, taken a well-deserved hot shower after Chaldea's new acting Director had decided to put her ass in cryofreeze in a stroke of unprecedente...
2024-02-13 16:12:22 +0000 UTC View Post"Why am I here?" Emiya asked flatly, looking around at a gathering of perhaps the dumbe- *ehem*... 'gifted' people he'd ever met and he had met a LOT of people over the course of being humanity's designated hitman for maybe every single fuck up in...
2024-02-11 15:59:39 +0000 UTC View PostNicholas tapped his fingers on a metal table, resting his head in his other hand as he idly stared into the kitchen behind the cafeteria where a certain Saint was busy with her cooking, "How long?"
"Are you a damn kid?! I said it'll be ready...
2024-02-07 15:33:52 +0000 UTC View PostNicholas held up a can of coke, glancing at the plate of chicken nuggets in his lap, and closed his eyes to take in a deep breath.
"How could a man be depressed when these is a thing?"
He looked at the six 'coffins' holding the rest of...
2024-02-07 15:30:48 +0000 UTC View Post"Welcome back everyone!" Romani enthusiastically greeted the 'field team', a wide smile on his tired face as he held his arms open and maintained a lax image if only for the sake improving the atmosphere having the fate of humanity shoved on your ...
2024-02-01 16:07:56 +0000 UTC View PostOlga Marie Animusphere looked at the three servants, one demi servant and two masters huddled together some distance away from her and then down at her own hands, empty hands, "Me and my mouth..."
"Ooh, I got a four in blue."
"I WILL E...
2024-01-31 16:49:22 +0000 UTC View PostMartha sat on the cave floor with her legs tucked under her, one hand atop the other and eyes closed serenely, casting a saintly image that would knock most others right out the park. She'd laid down her cloak earlier so the bits and pieces of Ear...
2024-01-29 15:48:03 +0000 UTC View Post"Sooo..."
Nicholas looked the alleged source of the deviation in this timeline (officially called 'Singularity') up and down before slightly tilting his head in thought and nodding to himself, "Can we just have a drink or something instead o...
2024-01-28 14:39:28 +0000 UTC View PostNicholas grabbed a skeleton by the face and shoved his lightsaber through it, watching as the creature fell apart, "Is it just me or are these things getting stronger?"
"They are, senpai. Their skulls are more draconic and their weapons aren...
2024-01-26 06:39:57 +0000 UTC View Post"Why's he look like someone just punched him in the gut?" Gudako asked with a deadpan, making Mash glance at Nicholas who was being consoled by Martha, the Master-servant du-... now trio, walking behind them.
It was strange seeing two heroes...
2024-01-24 17:41:25 +0000 UTC View Post"Oi Master!" Mordred called out to the pale haired teenager curiously taking in the burning city all around them and said something she never thought she would, "Ain't we supposed to have like... a plan or something? You know, a proper one?"
Martha watched over her Master dutifully, as she had always done ever since she'd been summoned, something she knew he knew. She didn't want to accept that the reason her grip around her staff tightened as a burst of light exploded from Mash's shi...
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