Capitalism Bits here to talk about the new adjustments to the Patreon offerings. As previously mentioned, I had to clean up a mess I made: Livestreams are no longer accessible through Patreon subscriptions. More info on that in the audio.
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Okay, so. I recorded this last year on June 1st, to celebrate the pride month.
I... honestly don't remember everything that I said. It's been a busy year.
But I'm pretty certain I don't say anything that I would disagree with. ...
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Just a quick unpackaging. I'm so excited to have more ropes to play with. My other set is a bit limiting due to the length and I had a person challenge me to do a pentagram tie on my own.
Challenge accepted, sir. Gimmie a sec.
Hello, my Favorites!
How are you doing!? I hope well.
So, there has been a bit of a shake up, regarding my ability to offer discord and streams as rewards. There is more information about that [2022-05-30 22:00:04 +0000 UTC
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The Final card brings us a final message, and completes the reading for the month ahead. It seems like a pretty clear message to me: The beginning of the summer is a great time to take stock of how you are feeling and take some small steps to impr...
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Our third card brings warnings that should be headed. Dangers lie ahead, for those who do not rest.
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A second card for your curious ears. More information. More clarity. More questions...
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So, I'm super behind on Friday patreon releases and I just.... can't have that hahaha.
I figured with a new month coming, you probably wanted to know what's in the cards for your dick. And I can do that for you, baby! That's what I'm here ...
Trigger Warning: I use some spooky words and I touch briefly on the larger world events in this one. I mostly whine about my own shit though. Real good if you like an Irate Bits Rant.
I talk about what's going on here, on P...
Trigger Warning: I use some spooky words in here like the "R" word and the "S - A" words. I would love to tell you what the words are, but.... I can't. Isn't that funny? I am using the words in t...
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I bought some things.
I got some things.
I unboxed them.
It's cute if you sing it right.
I had a Kudu Voodoo order come in and I wanted to open it with...
So, it's been a hot minute since I gazed upon the beautiful offerings of your physical glory and, well, I miss it.....
How this works:
This was requested and I painfully needed a distraction.
Hard reminder, all of my expertise comes from owning a butt ton of silicone to stick up my hootch and the info I have gleaned over the years. I don't have a background in chemistry o...
Hello my favorites!
So.... Long story short, I have to make some sudden changes to some stuff around here. I have had a few things brought to my attention that I need to remove or modify in order to keep my page within Patreon's community g...
Eeeey, it's Friday! It's been a quiet week on my end. Well, I had one interesting thing happen. I talk about it in here; It's cool.
I'm live streaming on Discord tomorrow and Sunday. I'm going to bring my new toy to at least one o...
SOUND WARNING: It gets loud and high pitched. I'm..... kind of sorry for that. But at the same time, I know you want to hear me scream, so... we will have to work on the production side of things to not blow out your eardrums.
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Sound Warning for Uncontained Glee
Look. I'm pretty sure I misrepresented ALL the stats on 2022-05-19 12:01:01 +0000 UTC
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TRIGGER WARNING: I touch on suicide very quickly. It is just a couple lines, but I make a comment that could be upsetting if you don't expect it. The comments are made in the context of how sometimes people will threaten bodily ha...
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Short update this week as I put the majority of my thoughts into the extended rant version that is.... far too long and emotional to feed you as a weekly update.
I have a livestream this Sunday at Sun May 15 2022 20:00:00 GMT+0000 (
I figured I would give you a little taster of this project, as I have been working on it and I would like to show off what I have so far.
So, some context: this is super early in the editing process. I recorded a run of the script. Cut it ...
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Synopsis: I'm going to read your dick's fortune. Great news, the universe has great things in store for it.
Tags: [RambleFap] [FortuneFap] [Sexy Tarot Reading] [Oral] [Blow Job] [Cock Sucking] [Vi...
It's been another week, apparently. I've been busy and not busy at the same time. I think the "Friday" Patreon release will be late tonight/ early tomorrow...
Something exciting, this way, comes....
Hopefully a couple things. <...
Okay! I'm back with filler. But fun filler!
So, we are into the humanoid-ish races. I think.... we may as well get into it, going from shortest to tallest.
I know what I said. I know I might be wrong.
A thing I di...
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This week I'm taking a look at the Vibrating Wand from PlusOne.
I have talked...
I'm legitimately physically ill this week and I am really struggling with how it threw off my recoding mojo. I was really feeling myself for a minute there.
I'm spiraling on organization on the back end this week while I wait for...
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So this is one of those peeks into how I do things, because, sometimes people are like, "Oh Bits, what is your process?" and the honest answer is..... I dunno, I feel possessed by smut sometimes.
In an attempt to show how I do things Im goi...
Heeeeeey. So. I went a bit hard last week, and this week I'm sick. I hope you can forgive me for picking some low hanging content and putting a low effort piece together. This one is more talking and less getting off, this time around.
I'm...
HAAAAAAY. Honestly, I'm so tired. BUT! I have a few things on the go/ on the way so.... We will keep working!
Also, Sunday is my one year anniversary of making smut and thats kind of neat I guess.
This poll is regarding THIS AUDIO. I humbly request your thoughts on how you would like this to go down.
Okay, so, I see this plotline in my mind, and it's a ba...
Note: So, the 'I' word is flagged by Patreon as unacceptable and we aren't going to argue with our hosting company, cause, they own the servers. I think "Genetically Questionable Coitus" is tongue in cheek enough and not necessarily a bone...
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