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Weekly Update and a Surprise for Bits!

I promise, I didn't forget! I just forgot. It's okay, it's okay, it's okay.

Uhhh, something silly happens in this one and it's kind of excited. I'll talk about it more later.  

Toke Talk Fap - A Ramble - Part Two

As a reminder, the QUESTIONAIR [TUMBLR LINK] I used.

Um, I'm pretty sure this is where things go off the rails. Once again, I apologiz...

[F4M] Afternoon Delight - Script Fill

Synopsis: Two lovers spend a lazy afternoon trying to make a baby. SCRIPT LINK 

Tags: [Romance] [...

Script Preview: Afternoon Delight by u/Bort_Incognito

I have been sitting on this script for a bit *too* long, frankly. But I finally pulled it together!

I really like that its an intimate setting, and an established relationship. I feel like I don't see a ton of those setups? 

I d...

Guide Me Poll - I need help with my next ramble!

Hello! So, I have handful of toy unboxings in my bank, but I think it would be nice to change it up a bit and do something different?

And then I remembered I have votes on here and it would be fun to let you pick!

I'll make the top...

DirtyBit's Toy Review - Soft/Large Utun from Fantasy Grove - Unboxing and First Impressions Review

Okay, gentlefolk. This is a big one. This is THE big one. This boy is indisputably the largest stallion in my stable and oh, oh I wish I had him before I...

A Quick Update on Tier Adjustments

Hi hi! I just wanted to give a quick transparency post regarding the changes I made to the tiers. The adjustments I made include:

• All tiers will have access to my audios a full week (7 days) early. 
• Vote topics have been ...
  2021-08-09 20:03:05 +0000 UTC View Post

Please. Don't. Stop. Three Word Challenge - A Quick Improv - Anonymous Commission Request

Synopsis: I try to make a coherent sounding storyline armed with only three words: Please, Don't, and Stop. 

I always find these three word challenges really hard because.... usually I'm really focused on trying to *not* repeat...

Weekly Update and Note on Tiers

Hi Friends! So, this is kind of a weird post, but something that is kind of consistently on my mind, that I guess I always want to touch base on when it is bothering me.   So, I am just a little over a month into doing the Patreon thing ...

Toke Talk Fap - A Ramble - Part One

So, I had an eighth of an indica I would never use otherwise, so I decided to smoke it, answer THIS QUESTIONAIR [TUMBLR LINK] , and play with ...

Dick Dick GAWK - A Celebration Audio

So, I managed to secure 400 big, thicc followers on Reddit... I am eagerly refreshing for 420 so I can die happy, but until then, I took some time to look at some big, thicc dicks as a celebration.

You might be asking, why is it so short? ...

DirtyBit's Toy Review - Soft/Small Anathema from PhoenixflameForge - Unboxing and First Impressions Review

I am really impressed with the stuff from Phoenixflame Forge. Anathema is no different.

He might be a bit smaller than the other boys in ...

Master! A Quick Improv - Anonymous Commission Request

Synopsis: I just want to worship you and your cock a little. In a couple different ways, with my mouth.

So, this is long overdue to be posted, but we got here! Look at us!

I had a few of you generous folks ask if I w...

This is Terribly Exciting

I broke down and got a wall calendar because July vanished before my eyes and I don't know where it went.

And it's because of you 💜

Anyway, I just wanted to give that quick glance behind the curtain!

I hope...

Weekly Update on all my wasted time - This week has been WILD.

HERE is that link to the thing on Reddit for full rules, but feel free to message me on her...

DirtyBit's Toy Review - Soft Elva from PhonixflameForge - Unboxing and First Impressions Review

Elva is a gorgeous toy and the design is stunning. I would say I like looking at her more than I like playing with her, but then I tried a few positions and, well. you can hear for yourself.

I'll tell you a bit more about the noodle dragon t...

[F4M] Your Catgirl is so Happy You Are Home

So, I hit 300 followers on Reddit. This is just a dumb little thing to celebrate OR an excuse to act like a cat for 15 minutes...

I really don't need an excuse. 😏

I did all my own SFX this time! UwU

Necromancy, In the Woods Or: How I Get Fucked by my Boyfriend's Monster

Synopsis: You and I have head out into the woods in the middle of the night. You found this "neat" book and it gave you a few new, weird ideas you wanted to try. At first I thought it was just a game, but then the ground started moving...
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