DirtyClicksDirtyBits

DirtyClicksDirtyBits posts

The Morning After [NSFW]

I was going to make this yesterday, but then I remembered everyone would be upset with me for not resting. So, here I am.

Just a quick update on...

2021-11-02 21:15:41 +0000 UTC View Post

So, it was suggested/ requested I do another AMA, and I thought that sounds like a good time! Last time was a good time!

As is tradition, I have set up a form. You have the option to ask anonymously, or let me know what you would like me t...

2021-11-02 12:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post

Spooky Season Halloween Ramblefap

So, scary movies didn't fit in the Friday Rambles, so I made a separate special audio for that topic!

I talk about movies.... and get off.... I would recommend anticipating spoilers? But I don't talk about anything current, so ...

2021-10-31 12:01:02 +0000 UTC View Post

Weekly Bits - October 29, 2021

I have been busy doing nothing. But I have things to talk about so that's always fun!

2021-10-29 22:21:18 +0000 UTC View Post

Spooky Season Confessionals - Part Three

I don't think I'm afraid anymore? Just.... horny...

Edited to add: Ahhhh! I'm so sorry for the file mess up. I'm not sure why Patreon did me dirty like that, but I think it's fixed now!

2021-10-29 15:01:02 +0000 UTC View Post

Patreon Exclusive Ramble Fap - Serial Killers (NSFW)

So, I've been thinking about talking about serial killers... and getting off.... and while they aren't usually something that gets me hot and bothered persay, I think I had a real nice time running my mouth, here.

Trigger Warning:...

2021-10-27 22:49:52 +0000 UTC View Post

Cucked - Part Three - Dinner and a Threesome

As is tradition, here is the script for the next and final part of cucked and now I will take far too fucking long to produce it, but hopefully it is worth the wait once I get it out. Ugh, I hate writing synopsiseseseses.

Synopsis...

2021-10-26 13:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post

NSFW Movie Night Taster - Super Mario Bros. (1993)

Edited to add: LMAO, I didn't realize the audio was recording when I cleaned the toy so you can hear me have a conversation with the cat. Sorry, not sorry. Im sure its fine...

So. I forgot to hit record on the very first m...
2021-10-23 13:02:00 +0000 UTC View Post

Weekly Bits - October 22, 2021 (SFW)

It's been a bit of a week. A couple downs, a couple ups... REAL GOOD. I talk a lot about movie night.
2021-10-23 00:06:03 +0000 UTC View Post

Spooky Season Confessionals - Part Two

This week, I'm looking back on books that scared me. Honestly... I get a bit distracted by my toy though. Oops?

It's not really spooky season without some tricks sprinkled in, right?
2021-10-22 15:00:06 +0000 UTC View Post

Dick Ratings, How Would You Like Them

Hey! HI!
So, in connection to my Tier Transparency Update. I mentioned that I was considering moving Dick Ratings to a live performance type thing on Discor...
2021-10-21 21:52:14 +0000 UTC View Post

Slut Suck School Blooper

I feel like a better descriptor would be "Alternate Take" but.... I totally got distracted and forgot what I was here to do and started trying to educate.

So, enjoy?
2021-10-18 21:48:49 +0000 UTC View Post

Slut Suck School - Lesson Two: Gagging? [NSFW]

I am.... a very good girl, so long as you don't want me to focus on a specific thing,
2021-10-18 21:40:29 +0000 UTC View Post

Movie Night! What Are We Watchin', Babe!?

Hey! Okay!

So, the poll for which night worked for everyone ended in a tie. Great job, everyone. I'm not even mad. I have also had some feedback...
2021-10-17 23:36:24 +0000 UTC View Post

[F4M] [F4A] The Nine Circles Of Dick, The Final Stop: Treachery

Welcome to the VIP Lounge. You made it! Wanna listen while I torture myself?

A bit of aftercare, in writing as well: I'm great! I had so much fun. I have a couple nasty looking bruises, so I'm going to take a bath, and maybe eat some ice cr...
2021-10-16 13:09:59 +0000 UTC View Post

[F4M] [F4A] The Nine Circles Of Dick, Circle Eight: Fraud

I... legitimately struggled to make this one fraud themed. I just... don't know how to do it. But the dicks are fucking phenomenal!

Tags: [Dick Rating] [10/10] [Gawking] at [Cock] [Dick] [Shlong] [Tube Meat] [Trouser ...
2021-10-16 13:09:00 +0000 UTC View Post

[F4M] [F4A] The Nine Circles Of Dick, Circle Seven: Violence

I like violence... Maybe I'll get promoted to this circle some day...

Tags: [Dick Rating] [10/10] [Gawking] at [Cock] [Dick] [Shlong] [Tube Meat] [Trouser Snakes] [Slut Loves Cock] [Original Content] [Let Me See That ...
2021-10-16 13:08:00 +0000 UTC View Post

[F4M] [F4A] The Nine Circles Of Dick, Circle Six: Heresy

Look, I'm not super strict with where I worship. So long as you treat me right? Let's talk about it.

Tags: [Dick Rating] [10/10] [Gawking] at [Cock] [Dick] [Shlong] [Tube Meat] [Trouser Snakes] [Slut Loves Cock] [Orig...
2021-10-16 13:07:00 +0000 UTC View Post

[F4M] [F4A] The Nine Circles Of Dick, Circle Five: Anger

The frustration is starting to build up. I'm ready to rage.

Tags: [Dick Rating] [10/10] [Gawking] at [Cock] [Dick] [Shlong] [Tube Meat] [Trouser Snakes] [Slut Loves Cock] [Original Content] [Let Me See That Dick][Revi...
2021-10-16 13:05:01 +0000 UTC View Post

[F4M] [F4A] The Nine Circles Of Dick, Circle Four: Greed

I want it all. I want it now. Give it to me, please?

Tags: [Dick Rating] [10/10] [Gawking] at [Cock] [Dick] [Shlong] [Tube Meat] [Trouser Snakes] [Slut Loves Cock] [Original Content] [Let Me See That Dick][Reviewing C...
2021-10-16 13:04:01 +0000 UTC View Post

[F4M] [F4A] The Nine Circles Of Dick, Circle Three: Gluttony

Shall we hit the buffet?

Tags: [Dick Rating] [10/10] [Gawking] at [Cock] [Dick] [Shlong] [Tube Meat] [Trouser Snakes] [Slut Loves Cock] [Original Content] [Let Me See That Dick][Reviewing Cock][Dumb Slut][Brain Turns Off] [...
2021-10-16 13:03:01 +0000 UTC View Post

[F4M] [F4A] The Nine Circles Of Dick, Circle Two: Lust

I forgot something in my office. Stay here, please. I'll be right back!

There are no ratings in this portion, but there *is* content.

Tags: [Original Content] [I love Cock] [Cock Sucking] [Fucking] [Moaning]...
2021-10-16 13:02:01 +0000 UTC View Post

[F4M] [F4A] The Nine Circles Of Dick, First Stop: Limbo

Welcome my dears. This one is a hefty beast and I'm so excited to release it into the world.

So, I received a number of dicks to rate. I am so delighted. But I wanted to split things up a bit after the last one went so long.

We're go...
2021-10-16 13:01:04 +0000 UTC View Post

[F4M] [F4A] The Nine Circles Of Dick - The Full Trip

There was a gentle request for the dick rating to maybe come out as one piece as well as chunks, for if a person wants to marathon it. And I was really curious what my final run time was... So, yeah! Sure! Why not!

This version will be excl...
2021-10-16 13:00:06 +0000 UTC View Post

Weekly Bits - October 15, 2021 [SFW]

I'm chatty today. Topics include:

The new dick rating audio(s)

Discord stuff, and a few clarifications

Maybe improv week? Maybe?

Typical Bit's rambling
2021-10-15 20:16:04 +0000 UTC View Post

Spooky Season Confessionals - Part One

I have been known to be an easily spookable kind of person throughout my life. I like spooky things, but I also carry a lot of residual trauma from childhood, from movies to books to websites.

I thought it would be fun to try to re-write s...
2021-10-15 15:00:07 +0000 UTC View Post

Deep Fantasies - My Thoughts [NSFW]

Okay, I'm going to let my mouth run a bit more than usual. I get off in the middle as this was a spilt recording with a last minute update!

So, I became aware of the toy shop Deep Fantasies a couple of months ago. I got a few items (more d...
2021-10-12 15:01:02 +0000 UTC View Post

Discord Movie Night Trial Run

Okay. We're going to set a deadline so I have a reason to get things finished to the point of *good enough*.

I'm thinking a trial movie night on discord next week?

It will probably be a bit of a rough ride to start. This is new to me...
2021-10-12 00:34:52 +0000 UTC View Post

Catgirl Story Time [NSFW]

Synopsis: Everyone knows catgirls are horrible at telling stories. Good thing she's a loving thing. And it sounds like she's in heat?

I had a very nice, earnest request for more catgirl and I'm procrastinating on Cucked part 3, so...
2021-10-11 15:01:03 +0000 UTC View Post

Reading the Heart of the (Tarot) Cards [SFW]

I don't really do/ record warm ups, but I thought I would do something for fun, cause I can.

It's a fist full of pointy things so don't mind me as I have a small break down at the pieces of pretty cardstock.
2021-10-10 22:27:18 +0000 UTC View Post

DirtyClicksDirtyBits first page Next