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May I Enjoy My Life: Entry 8

Entry 12, Day 28

I only got about two hours of sleep before Exusiai hauled me to my feet and shouted, “We need to go, now!” 

I stumbled into motion, nerves already fried from adrenaline as I tried to figure out what w...

The Second Archon War: Animula Choragi 12

Animula Choragi 12: I Dreamed a Dream 

The Truth might set you free, but right at the moment, Charlotte was feeling more frustrated than anything e...

May I Enjoy My Life: Entry 7

Entry 11, Day 27

Our first day in Deer Germany seemed like it was going to be boring, but honestly, after the excitement, I was up for that. The most annoying part was that the children were not. It’s hard to blame them, little ki...

May I Enjoy My Life Entry 6

Entry 10: Day 26

I’d like to say I didn’t sleep well, and that I was tormented by the ghosts of those I left behind. That would be a lie. Once I hit the bed, I slept like a log, and I don’t recall a damn thing. Thank God for s...

The Second Archon War: Animula Choragi 11

Animula Choragi 11: If Ever I Would Leave You

Yennifer awoke earlier than usual. She’d had the oddest dream the night before, standing on a stage with...

May I Enjoy My Life: Entry 5

Entry 9: Day 25

Well, I’m not at Rhodes Island yet, but I’m also no longer in an absolute dystopian hellhole. Just a mostly dystopian hellhole. 

While we did manage to fly for several hours out of Ursus, we were in pr...

May I Enjoy My Life: Entry 4

Entry 8: Day 24

This is shocking, I know, but I am, in fact, still alive. Otherwise it would be real awkward writing this. Unfortunately, some good people aren’t. I guess this is my life on Terra now. For however long it lasts.&nb...

May I Enjoy My Life: Chapter 3

Entry 5: Day 21

Turns out being a passenger on the Oripathy Underground Railroad is really boring. Especially if you can’t even make any Harriet Tubman jokes. I tried, but Sussurro just looked at me funny and Gavial seemed to thin...

May I Enjoy My Life: Entry 2

Entry 4 - Day 20

Well. Now I’m not the only one who’s going to die. This is a complete cluster fuck. Why is Terra such a damn mess?! It isn’t enough that I’m going to die a horrible and painful death, now I’m killing other...

May I Enjoy My Life: Arknights SI

Entry 1 - Day 0

I am going to fucking die. 

If I don’t die from Super Cancer, I’m going to die of malnutrition, or possibly exposure. And if that doesn’t get me, I’ll be killed for my shoes or coat, or because I l...

The Second Archon War: Animula Choragi 10

Animula Choragi 10: Je veux vivre

Stepping out onto the stage, Furina beheld a vast audience, stretching back into the shadows where she couldn...

The Second Archon War: Interlude 16

Interlude 16: Don’t Go Into the Woods

Though it was late spring, the trees were coated in ice and frost, and the air was full of mist and snow. The Fatui patrol’s heavy boots crunched through drifts of snow as they made their wa...

The Broad Side of a Barn: Chapter 8

Kazuma blinked and looked around. Was this the dream? If it was, it was definitely not what he’d thought Darkness would imagine. He was in an absolutely massive cathedral, made of shining marble  with flying buttresses,  filled with ex...

The Second Archon War: Animula Choragi 9

Animula Choragi 9: Se vuol ballare

The Théâtre de l’Ondine was a recent construction by Parisian standards. Built in the 1960s, it was cons...

The Second Archon War: Animula Choragi 8

Animula Choragi 8: Scales and Arpeggios

Emptying out the trash wasn’t Furina’s favorite thing to do, but it was a part of the job. Grimacin...

PRT Threat assessment: Flower Dragon

As usual, spoiler warning for future content that I may or may not change later on

PRT Threat Assessment: Flower Dragon 

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The Broad Side of a Barn: Chapter 7

When Kazuma and Darkness arrived back at the mansion, Kazuma was so worn out Darkness had to practically drag him up the steps. They’d walked back in the mud and the rain, and Kazuma was soaked through to the bone. While outdoor sex sounded good...

The Second Archon War: Superbia Hominum 16

Superbia Hominum 16: Unworthy

Hovering above the endless expanse of farmland, Keith looked over the Finnish border into Russia. There, he could see the storm wall approaching. It wasn’t quite as endless or foreboding as it had bee...

The Second Archon War: Animula Choragi 6

Animula Choragi 6: Part of Your World

Two days after the battle at the Louvre, Furina awoke feeling slightly off. It must have been something she ate, b...

The Broad Side of a Barn: Chapter 6

The joust had completed, but the Tourney wasn’t over yet: the Melee and the magecraft competition would take place the next day. But, that evening, a special event was taking place. One that had fireworks going off already between Kazuma and Cla...

The Second Archon War: Comedia Glacialis 20

Comedia Glacialis 20: The Princess’ Lonesome Aria

Kollei remembered her first home only vaguely. It had seemed enormous and comfortable, but looking back at it, she had lived in a drafty old apartment building that had probably been crampe...

The Broad Side of a Barn, Chapter 5

“What do you think? Is my disguise not cunning?” 

Kazuma had to fight back a smile, as Iris pirouetted before them. She’d changed out of her cream-white silk dress, and into a blue woolen one that looked like it belonged to the da...

The Second Archon War: Animula Choragi 6

Animula Choragi 6: Gott! Welch Dunkel hier!

“And I’m telling you that if you don’t release my sister right now, I’m going to call Judge Dupont a...

The Broad Side of a Barn, Chapter 4

The day of the Tourney dawned, and for once, Kazuma was up early. Despite himself, he was filled with nervous jitters, having spent the night tossing and turning. What if Darkness really did end up marrying Alderp, or worse, his bishi son? The big...

The Second Archon War: Superbia Hominum 15

Superbia Hominum 15: Knowledge of Good and Evil

A silver pair of scales stood before her, formed of water. On them was emblazoned a watery thumbprint, the symbol of Hydro. Before the scales stood a woman with eyes of deep azure,...