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2022-08-01 23:21:44 +0000 UTC View Post
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Tarnished needs a different job (84)
I've been spending my evening Elden Ring time trying to avoid really difficult endgame areas, and instead have been getting completely demolished in previously unexplored difficult mid-game areas, which has been somehow more exciting ✨
2022-08-01 18:28:31 +0000 UTC View PostTarnished needs a different job (83)
Between me and Ananth, we've agreed that Percy has been spending her entire journey around The Lands Between looking for moisturizer, good luck to her 😔🙏
2022-07-29 15:45:52 +0000 UTC View Post
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IM SORRY DRAGON!!! This guy was mandatory to finish someone's quest and get some interesting game lore U___U RIP🙏🥀
2022-07-27 20:37:11 +0000 UTC View Post
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The imps got their own "plot relevant" area!!!!! I was so proud of them!!! It honestly made me really happy to see them be acknowledged by a quest!
(*for reference since this is an optional area: this is in the unlockable western ...
2022-07-25 17:04:25 +0000 UTC View PostTarnished needs a different job (80)
(oh my god there are 80 of these now)
Percy stole all of Rykard's stuff and has been trying out a VAMPIRE BUILD!!!! I'm missing a lot of other cool add-ons but it's been fun! >:D I love this stupid wiggly sword
2022-07-22 16:01:17 +0000 UTC View PostTarnished needs a different job (79)
A lot of people were telling me this was a fun gimmick fight - it still took like 2 hours for me to do this one lol!!! I guess it was partially because I insisted on finishing it with the imps, who don't do well with lava - they were troopers!!!!<...
2022-07-21 17:08:25 +0000 UTC View Post
Tarnished needs a different job (78)
FINALLY went back to finish up all the requests at Volcano Manor and came to the conclusion I didn't want to do Patches' homework for him lol
Apparently Patches is a legacy character who appears in most other Fromsoft games-- but ...
2022-07-20 16:42:00 +0000 UTC View PostTarnished needs a different job (77)
Accidentally ran into Rodeo Bug part 2??? I didn't even kill Rodeo Bug part 1 yet???????
2022-07-19 20:08:57 +0000 UTC View Post
Tarnished needs a different job (76)
The pit crew of summons has solidified themselves into two groups: "reliable headless ladies" and "goblin" 🙏
2022-07-18 16:15:53 +0000 UTC View PostPERCY'S SO CUTE
I'm so excited to start sharing Barbarous chapter 7 with everyone!!!! It's been really fun to work on and so hard not to be able to show off what we're doing. I hope everyone enjoys the ride!
We're starting up the...
2022-07-17 21:16:20 +0000 UTC View PostTarnished needs a different job (75)
The area immediately after [redacted] is really scaled up in difficulty so WE LEFT!!! Goodbye destroyed floating city full of banished knights!!!!!!
2022-07-15 18:32:16 +0000 UTC View PostTarnished needs a different job (74)
*elevator music plays quietly*
2022-07-14 19:29:36 +0000 UTC View PostTarnished needs a different job (73)
I GOT TO A BIG STORY BEAT!!!!! I guess it's "mandatory" to continue in the game but WHOOPS!!!!!! SORRY EVERYONE!!!!!!!!
2022-07-13 18:14:02 +0000 UTC View PostTarnished needs a different job (72)
One evening I sat down to do a "not trying" joke run of the Fire Giant, cast scarlet rot on him and ran around on my horsey until he died, WHOOPS, very anticlimactic.
2022-07-12 15:57:26 +0000 UTC View PostBARBAROUS CHAPTER 7 COVER
BARBAROUS IS BACK! Season 2 continues! The comic will begin posting pages next week! Thanks for your patience!
2022-07-12 02:07:49 +0000 UTC View PostTarnished needs a different job (71)
THANK YOU TICHE, THE SCARY BABYBIRD KEPT ON FREEZING ME TO DEATH
2022-07-11 16:45:57 +0000 UTC View PostTarnished needs a different job (70)
After throwing myself at the wall of Optional Boss, I finally looked up a cheat for killing Alecto: Black Knife Ringleader and unlocked her daughter Tiche as summon!!!!
Tiche's whole thing is like, she's supposed to be one of the best summon...
2022-07-08 18:51:47 +0000 UTC View PostTarnished needs a different job (69)
eyyyyy #69 why have I been doing these for so long
apparently the Fire Giant is a huge bottleneck to finish the latter portion of the game but like, what if I came back later
2022-07-06 15:26:23 +0000 UTC View PostTarnished needs a different job (68)
Crab Boil Guy (Blackguard Big Boggart) is actually one of my favorite NPCs, I've been actively avoiding [spoiler] in order to make sure he gets out of Percy's playthrough alive. He's super hard to find in the latter half of the game and I died lik...
2022-07-05 12:56:15 +0000 UTC View PostTarnished needs a different job (67)
Found a Worm Face forest!!!!!! I have no idea what their problem is but I don't like killing them, they seem like a bunch of very depressed cursed dudes. Take care, weirdos 💖
2022-07-04 17:22:32 +0000 UTC View PostTarnished needs a different job (66)
I realized we'd missed like 50% of all potential Alexander interactions and just finally looked him up online. FOR A GIGANTIC SENTIENT JAR HE'S VERY ILLUSIVE!!!!
Anyway I had to kill another dragon in order to hang out with Alexander for a b...
2022-07-01 16:34:34 +0000 UTC View PostTarnished needs a different job (65)
this was probably the hardest/my least favorite fight of the game so far!!! I didn't care for it!!!!!!!!!!!!! A bunch of our friends were like, "oh this was so much fun, I really enjoyed that one"! I am not good at video games!!!!
BACK FROM ALA!!!!
WE'VE RETURNED FROM ALA!!! IT WAS GOOD BUT VERY TIRING!!!!
I don't know if "4-day convention" is something I have the stamina for anymore?? But if you need to go to a non-fandom trade show and also you're a professional in the publishing/lib...
2022-06-29 20:13:18 +0000 UTC View Post