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#1007 Hiking Season

This might bring up an old story, but...

 

Let me tell you about this one time...

 

Out of nowhere, someone suddenly declared, “Let’s start a mountain club!”

 

That someone was Golden Bat, a...

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#1006 The Saintess and the Virgin Goddess

The ground erupted in flames, and from those flames emerged a goddess.

 

You probably don’t understand what I’m talking about, but… Well, maybe you do.

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#1005 The Saintess’ Development

Heyyyy. It’s me again.

Feels like it’s been forever, huh?

 

Well, that’s because ever since Platy and the others announced their pregnancies, it’s been a whirlwind every single day.

Seriously, it was like a bab...

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#1004 The Birth of a New S-Rank Adventurer

Adventurer’s Guild, Reception Room.

 

I, Murshela, was suddenly ambushed by none other than the legendary Silver Wolf seated right across from me.

 

“Silver Wolf Martial Arts: Fang Crusher Fist!!!”

“...

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#1003 I, Who Have Been Told to Quit by an S-Rank Adventurer, the Guild Master Took Me In and Acknowledged My True Potential

I’m Murshela.

I’m an A-rank adventurer who has supported Lord Golden Bat until now, but today, I got fired.

 

The reason was that he wanted to try out an ‘expulsion template.’“

I have no idea what that means....

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#1002 An S-Rank Adventurer’s Assistant

My name’s Murshela.

 

I’m an A-rank adventurer under the Adventurer’s Guild.

 

Then again, it’s not that I’ve got a bunch of impressive feats under my belt or anything.

I just happen to be one of t...

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#1001 Maternity Rhapsody Real Finale: The Importance of Learning

t is I, Cronus, god of agriculture.

 

Thou art ever in need of friends.

At mine own signal, they come posthaste.

 

“Lord Cronus! What great calamity hast befallen?! Is it an invasion?!”

“Lord Mic...

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#1000 Maternity Rhapsody Finale: Divine Realm Trials

I am Cronus, King of the Titans.

 

Today, summoned I was to the heavenly realm, and thought I, “What could it be?” Thus, I didst come hither.

Yet, the reception was rather ominous.

 

“Thou dost know wh...

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#999 Maternity Rhapsody 8: Mendel’s Mystery

I’m Silver Wolf, the S-Class adventurer.

 

Whoops... Take two.

That was my old intro.

Now, I’m Silver Wolf, the Guild Master of the Adventurer’s Guild.

Old habits die hard, you know?

 

Last...

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#998 Maternity Rhapsody 7: A Rewarded Workaholic

My name is Mamoru.

A Heavenly One of the Demon King’s Army. They call me Mamoru the Coveted.

 

Back in my officer days, I earned the nickname Mamoru of the Shadows.

I got this name because I worked quietly and effect...

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#997 Maternity Rhapsody 6: The Commoner Wife’s Counterattack

My name is Batemy.

A woman who’s lived quite the rollercoaster of a life.

 

I was born in a remote village near the border of the Demon Kingdom, where the old human army attacked and scattered my family.

Young and al...

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#996 Maternity Rhapsody 5: And I Become A Father

My name’s Orkubo.

Orkubo the orc.

 

After work, I like to unwind at Bacchus izakaya next to the farm before heading home.

 

“...Boss, gimme a shochu with hot water, light on the water, please.”

...

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#995 Maternity Rhapsody 4: Bitter Enemies in the Same Boat

I quit being Prime Minister!

Or, to put it another way, “Zoth Syra quits being Prime Minister!”

 

I mean, there’s no way I can juggle both raising a kid and being Prime Minister!

Being Prime Minister alone is tou...

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#994 Maternity Rhapsody 3: The Female Prime Minister’s Troubles

Zoth Syra, the Witch of the Abyss, is here!!!

 

Hyah-hoooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!

Dun cha cha, dun cha cha, dun cha cha chara holla, hey!!!

Bam bam bam! Gya-bam!

 

You’re wondering why I’m in suc...

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#993 Maternity Rhapsody 2: The Mystery Behind Dragon Ecology

Gwynn Dragon Bloody Mary, still in utter confusion!

 

“Calm down! Calm down, Mary! Don’t think too hard. It’s not good for the baby!”

 

Really, Father? This was your idea in the first place!

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#992 Maternity Rhapsody: A Mother Dragon in High Spirits

t is I, Bloody Mary, the Gwynn Dragon!

 

By the way, Gwynn Dragon is the title bestowed upon the wife of the Dragon Emperor, Geyser Dragon. You could call me the Dragon Empress, too.

The voiced consonant in “Gwynn” just ...

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#991 A Battle Between Instructors

“Ha! The so-called Corrupted-Holy Sword’s clan is nothing but a bunch of weaklings! I, from the illustrious lineage of the Wild-Holy Sword Sechsweiss, will show you the true power of a high-ranking demon!”

“Again, you’ve got guts t...

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#990 Heavenly Four Candidates?

“Y-You guys?!”

 

I am Demon Prince Goetia.

Right now, I’m absolutely stunned by the group that’s shown up in front of me.

 

Aren’t they... students from the Farm School?!

What on earth are th...

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#989 Enforced Education

I’m Prince Goetia, the Demon King’s son.

 

Lately, every day feels like a blast!

 

My father sent me to this farm, and everything here is so new and exciting!

I was not granted standard education, but th...

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#988 Domination in the Form of Education

I am Zurbester, a demon.

 

Right now, I’m in the middle of a serious conversation with the Demon King.

 

“What in the world is going on, Your Majesty?!”

 

Prince Goetia’s study hours have ...

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#987 A Child’s Duty  

“Okay, so...”

 

Thus begins the new term at the Farm School.

 

Sensei introduces the new student to the class.

 

“Everyone, meet your new friend, Goetia. Let’s all get along and help each ...

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#986 The Demon Prince in the Saint’s Eyes

It’s me again.

...That was one heck of a struggle.

 

I never expected the vegetables in the field to suddenly tech up and symmetrically dock and then, to top it off, say something like, “I shall transcend human and beast...

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#985 The Demon Prince’s Enrolment  

Natto.

 

At first, it was stinky and had a sticky texture, but once you get used to it, it becomes strangely addictive.

The slimy feeling starts to grow on you, and before you know it, you can’t stop eating it.

 ...

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#984 The Demon Prince’s Farm Study

“By the way, have you seen the human girl who’s clearing land as fast as those orcs?”

“Huh?!”

 

When I, Goetia, the demon prince, look closely, I notice someone kicking up a dust storm like an orc, but it’s clear...

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#983 The Demon Prince Visits

I’m Goetia, the Demon Prince.

 

I’ve come to check out this so-called “Saint’s Farm.”

My parents have been raving about it, showering it with praise.

 

But is it really that great? As the Demon Pri...

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#982 The Demon Prince Sets Off

I’m Goetia, the demon prince.

 

I’m the eldest son of Demon King Zedan, who is also known as “the most formidable Demon King.”

As the prime candidate to inherit the throne, I’m expected to become the new Demon King...

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#981 The God of Happy Endings

Continuing the chat with Cronus and Sugawara no Michizane.

 

So, what are you two plotting together?

Spill the beans.

 

First up, Sugawara no Michizane’s testimony:

 

“Hm-hm-hm... Oh, sa...

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#980 The Secret to Reproduction

The flurry of joyous announcements after Christmas just kept coming.

 

“Saint, saint! We did it! We did it!”

 

Rushing over with that exclamation is none other than Zoth Syra, the Witch of the Abyss.

&nb...

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busy

i sincerely apologize for the lack of updates since last june 26, owing to a total of 8 delayed chapters so far. been sick on and off and haven't gotten the time to get on the PC as much. i do feel better now, but i have my JLPT (N1) exam tomorrow...

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#979 Cause and Effect

All right, we’ve got some news to share now that it’s springtime.

 

Mostly good news, too...

So, Platy, take it away!

 

“I’m pregnant with our third child!!!”

 

That’s the gist o...

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