SmallBeans

Allow Me To Be Ernest

Merry Christmas Kevin Spacey! Also, to a lesser degree, RIP Jim Varney.  

If you don't know what this is, it's a parody of this: https://www.youtube.com/wat...

150. Frame Rate: Bad Santa (Feat. Miles Gray)

The Daily Zeitgang has us surrounded! They've demanded the release of Miles Gray, their second-...

149. December Beanus Episode: Katie Willert

Katie Willert Week concludes with a special Patron-only round of Questions and Answers from you, The Beans! Should you see Bohemian Rhapsody? Is cooking a satisfying hobby to do? FINALLY LEARN THE TRUTH.

148. Tales from the Pit: Hooray for Hollywood! (Feat. Katie Willert)

Small Beans favorite Katie Willert stops in to discuss the long, hard road of trying to break into Hollywood, the many odd jobs she's taken in the interim, and how to ap...

147. BOLD: Police Brutality, Black XMas, Jackie Lacey (Feat. Dr. Melina Abdullah and Alyesha Wise)

BOLD is a podcast about race and justice in America, and a collaboration between Small Beans and Showing Up For Racial Justice, produced by 2018-12-17 10:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post

146. Rough Stuff: Moonwalk of Shame (Feat. Katie Willert)

Katie Willert discusses stalking celebrities and appropriating black culture on-stage! 2018-12-14 19:35:38 +0000 UTC View Post

145. What Dinosaur Real Good? Dreadnoughtus!

The second episode of WDRG? FINALLY gets to the bottom of what dinosaur real good. Turns out it's BIG, too! Co-hosts and dino-pals Abe Epperson, Bridgett Greenberg  and Michael Swaim debate the virtues of the Dreadnoughtus, the big one you do...

144. Family Meeting e05: Geographail

The sibs finally get to the bottom of where Flip actually physically is, in space.

Wanna Be On Rough Stuff?!

Hey gang! Sarah and Bridgett are planning a whole episode of Rough Stuff about YOUR hometown tales of adolescent shame. 

Did you used ...

143. Tales from the Pit: The Cheese Stands Alone (Feat. Talia Jane)

Writer/comedian Talia Jane recounts her travails dealing with John Cheese (real name Mack Leighty), whom she helped to out a...

142. Frame Rate: Whiplash (Feat. Cristian Ramirez)

DRUMS! But also the nature of art, genius, nature versus nurture, and  sound editing perfection. But mostly DRUMS! Cristian helps Michael and Abe bring fresh eyes...

Once Upon A Time In The West, Chapter 4

 Me, Michael Swaim, am writing a novel, because me so write good. 

It's a fantasy/western/comedy/adventure featuring dimension-hopping, shared consciousness, and a universe I'd love to return to in the future. To get this thing into publi...

141. What Dinosaur Real Good? Glyptodon!

A brand new Small Beans podcast evolves before your very eyes in this initial episode of What Dinosaur Something Something! Co-hosts and dino-pals Abe Epperson, Bridgett Greenberg and Michael Swaim debate the  virtues of the prehistoric turtle t...

The Small Beans Store is OPEN!

This sentence, in its entirety, is an active link to the brand new Small Beans Store, where we currently sell SB-related pins and shirts that we thought of and paid to have illustr...

140. The Coen Brothers Brothers: The Ballad Of Buster Scruggs

In an epic crossover and out-of-order episode of CBB, Abe and Michael are joined by David  Bell and Tom Reimann, their analogues over at the Gamefully Unemploy...

138. Pop Culture Petri Dish: Alien Invasions

Abe and Cristian fend off Oumuamua, tho...

NOVEMBER BEANUS MODULE: Q&A&CR&BS w/Katie Willert!!

It's that time again, and about damn time it is! The Beans shall soon be visited by the ghost (and surrounding body) of Katie ...

137. Frame Rate: Freaked (Feat. Katie Willert)

Michael ropes Katie Willert and 2018-11-19 09:48:26 +0000 UTC View Post

136. Family Meeting e04: Jumbo Legal Mamba

Ryan introduces Flip and Franky to the lawyer overseeing dispensation of their parents' will. It goes fine.

Featuring Very Special Guest Star Jennifer Lyon (2018-11-15 19:58:03 +0000 UTC View Post

135. My Top 8: Nyx Fears

On this episode of My Top 8: a relationship podcast about friendship, Maggie sits down with 2018-11-12 10:00:38 +0000 UTC View Post

134. October Bonus Episode: Daniel Vincent Gordh

DVG and Abe and Me sit down to dig into film-making, our 11-year history ...

Swaim on Hypecast!

Mike joins Gamefully Unemployed head honchos Tom Reimann and David Christopher Bell to discuss the hottest new trailers and news from the sordid world of entert...

The Best Cover Songs: Swaim on List! Cast!

List! Cast! is part of the Unpopular Opinion podcast network, run by Friend of the Beans 2018-11-07 20:01:15 +0000 UTC View Post

133. Pop Culture Petri Dish: Let's Get Xenophysical

Abe and Cristian attempt to save all sc...

...TEVOTEVOTEVOTEVOTEVOTEVOTEVOTEVOLEV...

In case you missed it, you can now watch our epic, eight-hour political research and fuckaround livestream in its entirety! Probably do so today or tomorrow, if you plan to, because after that a lot of the content will be moot as hell. 

And vo...

131. Rough Stuff: 'Scuse Me While I Side-Hug The Fun Ceiling (Feat. Katie Marovitch)

Comedian, book-carrier, fuck-not-haver and College Humor mainstay 2018-11-02 23:46:04 +0000 UTC View Post

Once Upon A Time In The West, Chapter 3

Me, Michael Swaim, am writing a novel, because me so write good. 

It's a fantasy/western/comedy/adventure featuring dimension-hopping, shared consciousness, and a universe I'd love to return to in the future. To get this thing into publishing ...

130. Frame Rate: Monster Squad (Feat. Soren Bowie)

Happy Halloween! In honor of all those burned at the stake due to mass hysteria surrounding witchcraft, here's Soren Bowie fo...

129. The Coen Brothers Brothers: The Big Lebowski

This aggression will not stand, man.

Art by Michael Vincent Bramley.

Music by 2018-10-29 21:57:52 +0000 UTC View Post

The Coen Brothers Brothers: Origins

A big thanks to Alex Shifman for having Abe and Michael on his show to discuss something we'd always intended to: why we're making CBB in the ...