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Meet The Authors #09 - Jacy Lahar

Meet The Authors #09 - Jacy Lahar

Success in the publishing world can often be a double edged sword, and our latest author interview is a testament to that grim fact. Jacy Lahar wrote a b...

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My Immortal - Episode 1

The artists/works to which we compare this 2006 fanfic include:

  • Shakespeare, several times
  • Dickens
  • Sir Arthur Conan Doyle
  • The Bible
  • Thelonius Monk
  • And more!

Conor unveils his Coc...

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Collab Book title survey

Collab Book title survey

Janelle compiled a list of title suggestions from various jackals for the collab book. Please take a look and vote for your three favorites!

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Digital Fortress winners

Digital Fortress winners

We picked two names at random and will send them our copies of Digital Fortress! Congrats to the winners, please email 372pages@gmail.com or send a patreon message with your shipping address!

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Meet the Authors #8 - Steves Rick

Meet the Authors #8 - Steves Rick

Mike is joined by Bob Fingerman to once again explore the books of an author who we just can't devote an entire season to. This week it's Steves Rick, K...

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NEW BOOK!

Conor and Mike announce their, and your, next assignment. It's a good one.

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First look at the collaborative book!

Hey everyone, we finally stitched together everyone's submissions for the collaborative book project, and we figured we may as well get them to you before the weekend! This link is to a 2020-06-12 17:32:53 +0000 UTC View Post

Meet The Author #07 - Steph Imhofeles

Meet The Author #07 - Steph Imhofeles

It's time to meet another author whose work we unfortunately just don't have time to delve into in our usual detail. This week we're talking to the curio...

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"Digital Fortress Mail Bag!" Susan gasped.

Mike and Conor run down a fine selection of emails from listeners.

Mike's "Real or FanFic" failures are discussed at length, as are Dan Brown's failures at writing, making up Armenian names, and getting accurate information from NSA employee...

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Quarantine Mini - Wedding PUNCH

Certified True® Story: Mike is the victim of the strangest wedding violence you've ever heard, I hope.

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EP 77: Man. Silhouette. LEGEND.

The Irishman is envious of the length of this podcast. But there was so much to talk about!

While Susan sits dazed, stupefied, sooty, unsure of where she is, what she's doing, how math works, and whether or not she'll ever get to St...

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A challenger emerges?

A challenger emerges?

It appears that longtime listener Mark Burger has some competition in a new title we are working on at RiffTrax.

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Meet The Authors #6 - Linda Van Vleet

Meet The Authors #6 - Linda Van Vleet

We talk a lot about authors on this podcast but we like to occasionally give the authors a chance to make their voices heard. This week we're joined by B...

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Quarantine Mini - Sunday Stories

Peaceful, relaxing Sunday stories. Grab your coffee or 9:00 AM whisky (or whiskey) and enjoy....

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Book pages due on Tuesday!

 

Just a reminder that your pages for the collaborative book are due in a week. Don't bail on the commitment, you'll let all the other jackals who signed up down. They're due on Tuesday, 5/26, and on Wednesday we lock the submissions an...

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Quarantine Mini - Return of Art Song

At this point, it is what it is.

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Meme Contest Winners!

Meme Contest Winners!

Thank you to everyone who submitted Digital Fortress memes! Here is the audience vote winner as well as the judges' favorite. And here is a gallery of all the very funny entries! ...

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Ep 76 - The Sad End of Rafael de la Maza

The Brownisms are coming fast and furious now, like chapters in a Dan Brown book!

Conor does Real or Fanfic, we Steal People's Mail, there are Dumb Sentences galore and Mike discovers the original ending of The Fugitive!

And w...

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Quarantine Mini - Of Crab and Conor

Conor spins a tale of seafood.

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Quarantine Mini - Meet the Author / Jingle Writer

Quarantine Mini - Meet the Author / Jingle Writer

On a very special Meet the Authors Bob Fingerman* introduces us to a very interesting gentleman named Pat Trimble. And happily the schedule worked out where both Conor and Mike are able to make it!

*Our thanks to Kevin Murphy for ma...

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Quarantine Mini - Frank, Talkin' Frank and Billie and Bob Dylan

In a special, outside-the-paywall edition, my old pal Frank Conniff joins me as we pick up a discussion we started 27 years ago.


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Two Truths and a Lie

No spoilers!

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Quaratine Mini - It's a Carnaval!

Mike attempts to play to his strengths.

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Episode 75 - Cuz My Beeper Kept Beepin'

Looking for good writing in a Dan Brown book is a lot like looking for a sock in a bedroom the size of Texas while sewage spews forth out of a crystal decanter. And this section of DIGITAL FORTRESS is no exception.

As the book theoretically ...

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Quarantine Mini: Meet The Authors #4 - GGG Broadbent

Quarantine Mini: Meet The Authors #4 - GGG Broadbent

Plumbing the depths of books that are too bad to even be focused on this podcast, Mike and Bob interview GGG Broadbent, a blacksmith farrier who was writ...

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Digital Fortress Meme Contest!

Digital Fortress Meme Contest!

It's that time. Please submit your best Digital Fortress memes. Like to vote for your favorites, we will pick our favorite as well and award them both extremely minimal cash prizes. Feel free to reference anything up to our most recent assignment,...

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Quarantine Mini - Schoen- CRAP!

Mike refuses to take his medicine, aka, 12-tone music.

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372 Pages Ep 74 - Chapters! We Got Yer Chapters!

Victor Hugo just texted Dan Brown, "Dude, back it down on the chapters, man! It's not a contest." Tolstoy throws in a, "Yeah, cut it out, man."

Yes, the sparse words continue to spill out on the increasing number of pages of Dan Brown's "Dig...

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Quarantine Mini - Threat Delivered Upon

Conor and I threatened to do this a few weeks ago (!) so here it is.

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Meet the Author #3 - Elmer Ellenbogen

Meet the Author #3 - Elmer Ellenbogen

Conor is once again joined by Bob Fingerman to interview and author whose books are too bad even for this podcast. This week it's Elmer Ellenbogen, who has been trying to write a book about his birding efforts for four years now. Learn about his i...

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