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Villains Don't Date Heroes! 42: Big Reveal

"What are you talking about, Night Terror?"

The sneer was obvious in his voice. He hated me almost as much as I hated him. The details weren’t important. Let's just say one of my plans ended up humiliating the great Rex Roth in front of th...

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Smokin' Hot Alien Girlfriend Advance Chapters Update

Hi all! Another update on advance chapters for Smokin' Hot Alien Girlfriend. I was ahead by about five chapters, but decided to mix up chapter order a bit to get to some action sooner so I'm now one ahead.

The current plan is to try and revi...

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How I Helped My Smokin' Hot Alien Girlfriend Conquer the Empire 23: Don't Panic

I took a deep breath. I needed to get control of this situation before it spiraled out of control.

Okay, I needed to get control of this situation before it spiraled even more out of control than it already was.

"The Terran Navy and th...

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How I Helped My Smokin' Hot Alien Girlfriend Conquer the Empire 22: Ship to Ship Meet Cute

I felt a familiar sense of panic. The same panic I remembered coming out of foldspace and seeing a livisk station and battle fleet floating there in the inky blackness. Waiting for us.

Knowing Jacks had fucked up. That I should’ve been a l...

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How I Helped My Smokin' Hot Alien Girlfriend Conquer the Empire 21: Funky Chunks of Ice

I looked to Rachel, and then to John.

“If that isn’t the universe trying to fuck me over at a dramatically appropriate moment then I don’t know what it is,” I said.

“It could just be that we got too close to a hunk of rock or...

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How I Helped My Smokin' Hot Alien Girlfriend Conquer the Empire 20: End of the Evening

I sighed as I stared at him. Then I looked over to Rachel who was glancing nervously between the two of us.

Like she could sense there was something important that was going on here. Something her husband wasn't telling me. As much as I coul...

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How I Helped My Smokin' Hot Alien Girlfriend Conquer the Empire 19: Unwinding

I sighed as I leaned back in the chair in my quarters. I looked up at the ceiling. It wasn't anything special, just a bunch of bulkhead, but it was paradise for me.

Maybe I was just on a picket ship, but any time I was on a ship and I was ou...

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How I Helped My Smokin' Hot Alien Girlfriend Conquer the Empire 18: Captain's Table

I held up the ladle and took a small taste of the sauce. It wasn't quite right, but it was getting there.

I reached down and added just a little pinch of garlic. Just enough that it would add a little bit of extra flavor to the thing.

...

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How I Helped My Smokin' Hot Alien Girlfriend Conquer the Empire 17: Dregs

I like to think I managed to hide that jump. I didn't like it when people snuck up on me like that, but if there was anyone who could do that, it was Commander Keen.

I turned to regard her with what I hoped was a baleful stare. Not that it b...

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How I Helped My Smokin' Hot Alien Girlfriend Conquer the Empire 16: Settled In

I sighed and leaned back in my command chair. I looked down to my cup of tea, Earl Grey, hot, sitting on the other arm rest. I took a sip and frowned.

It wasn't exactly hot anymore.

The stuff was a cliché among people who went to the ...

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How I Helped My Smokin' Hot Alien Girlfriend Conquer the Empire 15: Decompressing

“Well that was an interesting introduction to life on a new ship,” Connors said.

I reached out and clinked my glass against hers. There was a green liquid, not glowing in this case, in mine. I swirled it around and there was a slight spa...

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How I Helped My Smokin' Hot Alien Girlfriend Conquer the Empire 14: Captain on the Bridge

I stepped into the CIC and had a look around. It had the same look as pretty much every other CIC in any other ship in the CCF, or any other ship in the Terran Space Navy for that matter.

Only there were something very different about this o...

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How I Helped My Smokin' Hot Alien Girlfriend Conquer the Empire 13: Picket Ship

"Do you think they're going to be annoyed?" Connors asked.

"Why would they be annoyed?" I asked, turning to arch an eyebrow at her.

"Because we got our orders to report immediately a few hours ago," she said with a shrug. "Maybe the pe...

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How I Helped My Smokin' Hot Alien Girlfriend Conquer the Empire 12: To the Shuttle Bay

I started making my way down to the gangways that led to various ships attached to the station, but a vibrating at my side pulled my attention away. I held up my watch to have a look, and it told me I was going in the wrong direction,

“Wha...

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How I Helped My Smokin' Hot Alien Girlfriend Conquer the Empire 11: New Orders

I leaned against the wall next to my quarters and put my hand up on the panel there. It wasn't strictly necessary. The room knew I was out here, but it was one of those nights where I needed something to lean against.

The door swished open. ...

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How I Helped My Smokin' Hot Alien Girlfriend Conquer the Empire 10: Mind Control

"Okay. I don't know what your deal is, but…”

"But you're going to listen to me if you know what's good for you," he said.

His voice was gravelly, and it didn't sound like it was something he was putting on. Not like Harris, who had...

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How I Helped My Smokin' Hot Alien Girlfriend Conquer the Empire 9: Bar Talk

Connors finished her tale of woe and took another sip of her drink. Then she pulled the cup away, still glowing and green. And she downed the rest of it in a single gulp.

There wasn't so much as a sniff, let alone a cough or a splutter this ...

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How I Helped My Smokin' Hot Alien Girlfriend Conquer the Empire 8: Confined to Quarters

"First time?” I asked, looking to Connors as we got out of the admiral’s office.

I walked a couple of steps away and leaned against the bulkhead. I looked out the window on the other side of the hallway. It looked out over the space stat...

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How I Helped My Smokin' Hot Alien Girlfriend Conquer the Empire 7: Over the Coals

I stared at the holoblock as the livisk ship limped away from the station. I wondered if they actually managed to find anything while they were in there.

Probably not. The kind of mass drivers and explosions we pumped into that station didn'...

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How I Helped My Smokin' Hot Alien Girlfriend Conquer the Empire 6: Back to the Bridge

Well, shit. That meant I needed to get back to the bridge, and I needed to get back sooner rather than later.

“Atkinson, this is Stewart,"

"Go ahead, Captain," the major said.

"I don't think I'm doing much good coming down here...

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How I Helped My Smokin' Hot Alien Girlfriend Conquer the Empire 5: No Win Scenario

Damn it. They weren’t supposed to do this. Everything I’d ever heard said they would stay nice and docile once you took them captive.

So much for the briefings from the Intel pukes. Not that I was surprised.

"You're my prisoner," I...

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How I Helped My Smokin' Hot Alien Girlfriend Conquer the Empire 4: Big Catch

I stared at the blue sparkling alien in front of me. I looked at the intricate design that ran over her form fitting armor. Then to her beautiful face that I knew was covered by a shield that would keep her from taking damage if someone got in a h...

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How I Helped My Smokin' Hot Alien Girlfriend Conquer the Empire 3: Prisoner

"So where are we?"

I held up a finger. I hoped that was a universal gesture between humans and livisk.

It was another point in the favor of those people who said there was once a galaxy-spanning hominid civilization that we had very si...

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How I Helped My Smokin' Hot Alien Girlfriend Conquer the Empire 2: Active and Engaging Dynamic Realtime Combat Experience

I looked around in a panic. This wasn't the kind of thing I’d trained for. I was supposed to order people to arm photon torpedoes and fire it on the Romulans or Klingons.

Except when humanity went out into the stars we didn't find Romulans...

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How I Helped My Smokin' Hot Alien Girlfriend Conquer the Empire 1: Boarded

I looked around the edge of the corridor and was greeted by sizzling blasts of livisk energy weapons for my trouble.

Thankfully they weren't using actual laser weapons, just charged plasma. That would really ruin my day if it hit me, but it ...

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Villains Don't Date Heroes! 41: Villainous Intent

The warehouse looked abandoned, but I knew that was a lie. The transmission had been coming from somewhere in this area, though it shut off as soon as whoever was controlling it realized we were flying straight for the source.

Only it was to...

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Villains Don't Date Heroes! 40: Saving the Day

I turned and looked down at CORVAC. I went into a dive. And I couldn't help but go for a little dramatic flair. I held one arm out in front of me as I dove. 

My only regret was I didn't have a magnificent cape flying behind me trailing ...

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Villains Don't Date Heroes! 39: Triangulation

The robot chassis was a humanoid shape with telescoping metal tentacles and weapon slits that opened all around it to do damage in a bubble of destruction. It sported a single eyestalk with a glowing red eye on top rather than a humanoid head.&nbs...

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Smokin' Hot Alien Girlfriend Update

Hi all! I'm working on getting the backlog for Smokin' Hot Alien Girlfriend up to the point where I can release advance chapters. It's taking a little longer than Villains Don't Date Heroes! as I'm adapting a previous story that requires filling i...

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Villains Don't Date Heroes! 38: Path of Destruction

A flash of light hit me followed by the familiar whine of the teleporter and I was surrounded by one of my suits. The combat suit. The very same variety I'd used just a few weeks before when I was going toe to toe with Fialux.

But this one w...

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