Harassed by exploding mechanics.
Targeting my bat themed viruses.
Obstructed by small furry animals sunning themselves politely on train tracks.
BUT I am back!
Apologies for the silence, I've been a little out ...
Never before have I seen such creations! A foul flotilla packed with screaming mutants. Each, twisted by your own imaginations into a horrific tub boat freaks, and all starting from a humble tin can.
Blood has been shed, tears have bee...
It is Eel Day, and pouring out of the Dockyards come the hordes of the Pfishmonger Guilds.
Hundreds and hundreds and hundreds of screaming, ragged mutants, froth at the mouths in a hateful frenzy. Barking muffled obscenities and chain ...
"Oh God, my insides."
Hello Everyone.
The Vats have been boiling and the international print shop is absolutely full of putrid new minis! Including: The beekeepers of Bhir, Frogspawn's 50 pounder, The Herd,&...
Hello fellow Scab enthusiasts, I have attached a Scab Steam Generator to help you with your Scab Steamer designs.
And...
PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, FILE DOWN THE EDGES OF THE TINS. THEYRE RAZOR SHARP
EAT TINNED MACKEREL AT ...
Dear Patrons
Something awful has happened.
I have decided that Scab Steamers are more fun than tanks - I need you to make some.
1 x Scab Steamer: <...
2024-03-29 12:00:15 +0000 UTC View Post
Turnipcon has almost SOLD OUT. 42 out of the 48 GONE.
Twice as large as last year, Twice as chaotic and in now hosted in a fancy new location: The tSN Arena in Nottingham!
If you're interested in potentially snagging the last few ti...
The Vats emptied and the putrid remains of the failed homunculi oozed into the streets. The inhabitants of that foetid isle were thankful. finally something good to eat.
UK 3D PRINT SHOP OPEN
Link: 2024-02-27 15:18:31 +0000 UTC
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Hunched figures, hideous beyond all imagining, swarm around an enormous bubbling cauldron.
The Vat Lives.
Squeals of agony are squeezed out of a mass of pitiful creatures as chains are pulled and levers cranked.
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The wonderful Thomas Carroll has given us a glimpse into one of the forgotten alleyways of Swill. Plastered with adverts for all sorts of strange products, events and job opportunities.
Along with this, he's been kind enough to provide a p...
Here's a fantastic illustration by Moritz for one of the two new cults for the global campaign. Two mighty factions will wage a brutal and deadly, month long, battle over cist. Much to the annoyance of the civilians.
2 new factions, 2 new ...
In the work up to the Global Campaign I'm refining the cult balancing. With this update I've focused on the Toadpole/Green Cults.
Please give this a play and see how you feel. I'm sure a little more adjustment is needed.
LINK:
2024-01-29 17:40:49 +0000 UTC
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Legend tells of a great and beautiful city. Swallowed by the earth and plunged into the depth of the world.
The survivors, surrounded by a lake of malevolent oil, built a new city in the dark. Its foundation, the bloated corpses of mil...
and of course, I couldn't leave you without a little teaser.
A scuffle in Swill has lead to a poor turnip breathing his last. Fishmarket haggling is much more violent than on the surface.
Don't worry though, the sprats are here to c...
Im off for christmas!
Got the biggest plans for the new year, but that isn't enough! Let me know what you want.
Comment or send me a DM here or on discord.
New Minis, New Art, New Rules, whatever you'd like to see!
Ask and...
More of the Forlorn Hope Kickstarter minis have made there way to Myminifactory. This time its the Turnips in Charge.
Hello Hello Hello!
The Grogs, sculpted by the fantastic Saint Decent are out on the Turnip Myminifactory shop. I really hope you like them, they're full of little technical improvements that make them really nice minis.
Link...
Out of the decaying forest of Shellwood slimes a knight, so bold, so heroic, so spectacularly delayed, that all cower before them.
A combination of several sculptors, a lot of exploded resin, and some shattered lances, this nightmare is f...
Fresh from the latest edition of Bilge: Swill's Illustrated News.
Monty Hartlepool: STILL AT LARGE
Wanted for unlicensed skin stealing and crimes against Swill.
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2023-10-24 10:07:05 +0000 UTC View Post
Squelching out of the marshes, ready to stab you in the knees, come an eclectic band of root vegetables.
Rootlings!
For Tod's Folly and above patrons: Both Supported, and Unsupported and with puddle bases a...
What a nightmare
TANKS!
But I think I got them working now. Skirmish games are all about interacting with terrain, so the key was making the tank ... gorka morka style movable terrain.
Lots of places to put minis. Made out of...
Well... its more of a snowy hill.
Another amazing piece by Juan
I'm doing some Swill rules layout now with Alexei, and these pieces will take the form of tourist adverts in a Victorian style newspaper. The Turnip Expeditionary Comp...
Work Life Balance
In the stifling heat and oppressive gloom of the public toilets, Phle’gm assembled his urinal cakes. The Workhouse had branded the cakes ‘New and Improved,’ of which Phle’gm was slightly dubious...
2023-09-17 12:11:11 +0000 UTC View Post
There's something in the Squench.
When the monks of Bhir fall into a drunken slumber, their illuminations come to life, causing no end of havoc.
Another fantastic piece by Juan for Turnip Skirmish.
Up next, the som...
Hello Everyone!
This one is for more the competitive turnips.
TURNIP RANKINGS
I'm interested in throwing an experimental digital tournament, with rankings, chess clocks, prizes and a little more of a cu...
Desperate peasants from all over Cist flock to the streets of Sallow.
The Turnip Expeditionary Company is promising adventure, riches and a rudely shaped parsnips to all who sign up. What awaits these hapless recruits as they journey out o...
A little piece by Juan for turnip skirmish (Swill).
The swinelands of Slops will be one of the origins for your little warband. It will give you access to some hogs and other exciting equipment.
ALSO
I'm in Lille this weeken...
Hello everyone
A quick look at the Snail Knight WIP.
The rider is being sculpted by Alex at the moment, and they're looking amazing.
Alex's Insta: ...
The Turnip28 MyMiniFactory page is live!
Link: https://www.myminifactory.com/users/Turnip28?show=store
Featuring from the Forlorn...
