Well, this isn’t quite what I thought the Roaring 20’s would be like, but though the terror that was this year, I do have some positives that I am grateful for.
The lockdowns were/are… well, a pain in the ass â...
2021-01-01 03:50:30 +0000 UTC
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Here's the audio from last night's LiveRead of A Christmas Carol!
It was a blast to do, and I look forward to the next time I can talk your ears off.
2020-12-13 22:07:59 +0000 UTC
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(Originally from Disney's House of Mouse)
I didn't know much about House of Mouse, but when I saw the villains take over in a Ha...
2020-11-18 04:58:46 +0000 UTC
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Another of Poe's chilling tales, narrated by the Mad Hatter himself, Jervis Tetch (in one of his more lucid moments).
This was going to be completed sooner, but those super ...
2020-10-31 06:59:03 +0000 UTC
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Because sometimes it's fun to pretend you're Frank Drebin from Police Squad.
DON'T YOU DARE JUDGE ME!
2020-10-05 18:50:28 +0000 UTC
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I felt that, given the current events of the United States, this reading of Masque of the Red Death by Edward Nygma would be most apropos.
Please note that Prince Prospero i...
2020-10-05 04:02:30 +0000 UTC
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First off, my apologies to those who follow me across ALL social media platforms, I know I've shared this across the board, so you're probably sick of seeing this.
That said, I know there are some Coconauts who ONLY ...
2020-10-04 21:41:19 +0000 UTC
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EVERY SATURDAY AT 8PM(EDT), I’LL BE SCARING MYSELF SILLY UNTIL HALLOWE’EN!
My new mic stand arrived today, so I thought I'd try it out and read a short story from Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark.
And who better to read a spooky story, than Gotham City's own Jonat...
2020-10-01 19:38:05 +0000 UTC
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So, we can ALL blame Katie for this one.
It just sounded too funny, and I needed to test the new mic wiring, so this is what we have.
Everything seems to be working now, so I can get b...
2020-09-29 23:57:04 +0000 UTC
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2020-09-04 05:33:17 +0000 UTC
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Here you go, Mattie! To think, you could have had this NINE YEARS AGO! Hahaha! Ahh, it wouldn't have been as good then.
You're gettin' the GOOD STUFF, now.
(Sorry, you have to hear my terrible LeFou too - I couldn't find a karaoke ...
2020-08-26 03:15:54 +0000 UTC
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ROGUES | S01E19: Rude Awakenings
TELEVISION AD
ANNOUNCER: The world of mental health is ever-changing, and so to must we. Which is why we’re pleased to introduce the newly renovated Arkham Rehabilitation Center, or A...
2020-08-11 16:31:13 +0000 UTC
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ROGUES | S01E18: Hold Up
EXT. METROPOLIS. NIGHT.
JON: Wouldn’t it be easier to drive straight to Gotham, instead of making all these stops?
EDWARD: Sure, if you’re boring. But I haven’t been to Metropolis i...
2020-08-11 16:20:01 +0000 UTC
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ROGUES | S01E17: The Knight Shift
with Heather Wetherald as Barbara Gordon
DIGGER: Mind you, you can get that on the Gold Coast. You ask a Darwin bird for s...
2020-08-11 16:15:00 +0000 UTC
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ROGUES | S01E16: Postmortem
(car interior noises)
EDWARD: You should have seen his face! I bet he’d have been happier if I’d just punched him in the catheter.
JON: I’m guessin’ it went like you wanted it ...
2020-08-11 16:12:00 +0000 UTC
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FEATURING SPECIAL GUEST HEATHER WETHERALD
ROGUES | S01E15: Reckless Abandon
JON: Me? Oh, I’m - I’m a doctor.
SUSAN: Oh, what kind of a doctor?
JON: I specialise in -
ED...
2020-08-11 16:05:59 +0000 UTC
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Hail Coconauts!
Beyond ALL belief, the next ROGUES episode is DONE, and will be posted later today.
Why am I telling you this instead of just doing it? Because it looks like Patreon (or more likely, me) has ma...
2020-08-11 08:44:55 +0000 UTC
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I had to.
I couldn't NOT do it.
2020-08-08 03:46:48 +0000 UTC
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I'm trying to get into the habit of sharing anything I do HERE before it makes its way to other social media platforms, so y'all gotta suffer with THIS dramatic reading of a complaint to the
2020-07-16 02:44:46 +0000 UTC
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This has been a joke I've wanted to record for a while now, but it kept falling out of my head. So I thought, why not try to piss off the neighbours and record this at 3AM?
[For those who are unfamiliar with the piec...
2020-06-21 07:55:09 +0000 UTC
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2020-06-09 06:49:42 +0000 UTC
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Hail Coconauts,
I wanted to give you an update on some changes that we’ll be seeing which may put a small annoying wrench in pledging. Due to new laws passing in several countries and US states, Patreon will be required ...
2020-05-08 05:06:21 +0000 UTC
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Following the positive response to Best Served Cold, I have decided to post Lockup's Lockdown in one easy to enjoy file!
Cheers,
Codot x
2020-05-01 03:58:57 +0000 UTC
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The world is still incredibly uncertain, and while some people have received some sort of stimulus or benefit, I still don't feel right asking you for money that should be spent on more important things (like bum wipe and happy water), so you're o...
2020-04-25 19:18:27 +0000 UTC
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Coconauts --
People are getting laid off.
Locations are closing.
Things are getting pretty grim.
For these reasons, I am continuing to pause the billing cycle for my Patreon. Y...
2020-03-19 16:51:00 +0000 UTC
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Up for a little QUARANTAINMENT?
Why not go to https://twitch.tv/waiting4codot? We're doing Jackbox!
Edit: Thank you, everyone, for a great night of Jackbo...
2020-03-17 00:45:15 +0000 UTC
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Okay, so like every CEO from every company you've subscribed to online, I need to give a COVID-19 update! However, unlike my Grandfather saying "Well, to make a long story short..." I'm actually GOING to keep this brief.
2020-03-16 21:17:53 +0000 UTC
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Thought I'd throw this in, because why not?
Enjoy and have some SERIOUSLY HAPPY HOLIDAYS!
2019-12-24 06:53:11 +0000 UTC
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Rounding the album off with Edward trying his best. Ed's never really been a fan of the holidays, but he tries, bless him.
2019-12-24 06:52:14 +0000 UTC
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