Hard Digest April 11: Coachella, Early Access Misfits, Vulgar Display of Power, MAGA Influencers, and More
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By Hard Digest April 10: Early Access Game Nights, Karaoke, Bassists, and More
Couple Has Baby to Get Out of Weekly Board Game Night
By Tim Graham
MVP: Jane's Addiction "Been Caught Stealing"
This week on the podcast we break down yet another classic that is full of tips on how to shoplift from your local supermarket. So strap on your fake pregnancy belly, and big fake juicy butt, it's time to break down Jane's Addiction "Been Caught S...
2025-04-10 08:00:06 +0000 UTC View PostHard Digest April 9: Trump, Early Access ICE, Crowdkilling, Dogs, and More
Trump Boasts Economy Much Stronger Under Him Than It Was Under Administration of 10 Minutes Ago
By Hard Digest April 8: Early Access Les Claypool, Dog Breeding, ICE, and More
Les Claypool Finally Good Enough to Switch to Guitar
By David Britton&...
Hard Digest April 7: Early Access Phish, Self-Improvement, Birthdays, and More
Phish Announces Plans to Sing 5 Words and Then Dick Around for 27 Minutes
By Hard Digest April 6: Early Access Factory Owners, Amoeba Records, JD Vance, and More
Owner of Dimly Lit Factory Getting Really Sick of Nu-Metal Bands Sneaking In to Film Music Videos
By Hard Digest April 5: Early Access Background Vocals, Elliott Smith, and MAGA Christians
Guy With Self-Esteem Issues Only Sings Along to Background Vocals
By Joe Rumr...
Hard Digest April 4: Early Access Guitarists, Storage Wars, Domestic Terrorism, and More
Guitarist’s Pre-show Warm Up Mainly Just Texting “No Worries” to All the People Who Aren’t Coming
By Hard Digest April 3: Tariffs, Early Access Day Drinking, College Professors, Jared Fogle, and More
Epstein Island Only Place Unaffected By Trump Tariffs
By Matt Husser ...
MVP: Buster Poindexter "Hot Hot Hot"
This week we pay tribute to the late David Johansen by covering the music video for "Hot Hot Hot" by his alter ego Buster Poindexter, a song he eventually called "The bane of his life." Enjoy.
2025-04-03 08:00:06 +0000 UTC View PostHard Digest April 2: Val Kilmer, Early Access Tattoos, Chicken, PornHub, and More
Val Kilmer, Star of “Real Genius” and My Confusing Sex Dream, Dead at 65
By Hard Digest April 1: Early Access Blink 182, Urine, DOGE, and More
“Enema of the State” Cover Art Only Thing Reminding Aging Punk to Get Yearly Colonoscopy
By Hard Digest March 31: Early Access Venue Floors, Dolphins, ICE Agents, and More
Concert Attendee Gnaws Off Own Ankle After Stepping in Spilled Beer Sticky Trap
By Hard Digest March 30: Early Access Dave Mustaine, Antibiotics, Mitch McConnell, and More
Dave Mustaine Urges Trump to Outlaw Bands Firing Their Best Guitarist
By Ry...
Hard Digest March 29: Early Access Pinback, Movies, MAGA, and More
Pinback’s “Penelope” Nominated for “Best Song About Goldfish Ownership” for 24th Year in a Row
By Hard Digest March 28: Early Access Beastie Boys, Israel, Love Island, and More
Aging Beastie Boys Fan Fighting for His Right To Have CPAP Machine Covered by Insurance
By Hard Digest March 27: Early Access Deafheaven, ICE, Perverts, and More
Goth and Metalhead Fight Over Who Gets to Shit on New Deafheaven Album
By MVP: Faith No More "Epic"
If you were looking for a music video that made Anthony Kiedis mad then we have good news. This week we break down the video for the Faith No More classic "Epic." Prepare to get wet.
Watch the video here: 2025-03-27 08:00:04 +0000 UTC
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Hard Digest March 26: Early Access Chicken Tenders, Drag, Sports, and More
Man Only Attending Music Festival for the $25 Chicken Tenders
2025-03-27 00:00:09 +0000 UTC View Post
By Hard Digest March 25: Signal, Early Access Bassists, Turnstile, Tattooed Parents, and More
Signal Updates Terms of Service to Forbid Users From Using Platform to Plan Deadly Airstrikes Using the World’s Biggest Military
By Hard Digest March 24: Early Access C+C Music Factory, Jeff Rosenstock, Break Rooms, and More
Corporate Restructuring Leads to Mass Layoffs at C+C Music Factory
By Steve ...
Hard Digest March 23: Early Access Jocks, Rod Stewart, ICE, and More
Jock Who Beat the Crap Out of You in High School Suddenly World’s Foremost Expert on What Being “Punk” Actually Means
By Hard Digest March 22: Early Access Butthole Surfers, Cargo Shorts, and Democrats
Butthole Surfers Harassed by Territorial Surf Locals Trying to Keep Favorite Butt Breaks Secret
By Hard Digest March 21: Early Access Emo, Youth, Trump Brothers, and More
New Bi-Partisan Bill Sets Aside Money to Train Out-of-Work Midwestern Farmers to Write Introspective Emo Songs
By Hard Digest March 20: Depart of Education, Early Access JD Vance, Frats, Pits, and More
Department of Education Replaced with Giant iPad Playing “Bluey”
By Alex ...
MVP: Van Halen "Hot For Teacher"
We've got it bad, so bad, because this week we break down the classic video for Van Halen's "Hot For Teacher." Listen with your parents.
Watch the video: https:...
Hard Digest March 19: Early Access Trump, California Sober, Grindcore, and More
Trump Gaining Momentum Among 9-Year-Olds Whose Parents Suck
By Hard Digest March 18: Early Access Tre Cool, Voices in Your Head, Time Capsules, and More
Gruesome Evidence Suggests Ancient Green Day Fans Boiled Prisoners Alive Inside Bronze Tré Cool
By Hard Digest March 17: Trump and Putin, Early Access Math Rock, Pizza Hut, Elon, and More
Trump to Meet with Putin for His 90-Day Review
By Ben Friedman