This week on The Pitch Group we talk with Hard Times contributor and senior writer at Cracked.Com, Jordan Breeding. Make sure to follow his band at skywardband.com and as always, thanks for listening! Please subscribe to the podcast on iTunes, Spo...
2019-07-17 08:09:40 +0000 UTC View PostOver the last couple months, the Fanboys have nearly run out of music to listen to/shit on, so they’re putting out a new call for submissions. And because you’re a Patreon subscriber, you get to skip the line: if you send a link to your Bandca...
2019-07-16 15:30:00 +0000 UTC View Post
This week on Fanboys, the guys rush to the defense of a beleaguered Bruce Springsteen, reluctantly crown a second Hall of Famer, and debate the true meaning of “goth.” This is another long one, and for good reason: since you’re a generous, t...
2019-07-16 07:36:15 +0000 UTC View Post
Today’s episode makes a whole bunch of no sense. Mario and Luigi go fishing, even though they have plans to go to the big plumber’s hoedown later that night. All the prettiest girls in Brooklyn will be there, you see. As soon as they lea...
2019-07-15 13:00:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Here's your ad free episode of The Hard Times Podcast! Matt and Bill are joined by Rotting Out’s Walter Delgado to talk about prison and weight training. You know, light stuff.
2019-07-11 12:00:00 +0000 UTC View Post
This week on The Pitch Group we talk with stand up comedian and musician Kevin Tit. From Hawaii, to Germany, to Washington DC, Kevin has experienced punk and comedy all over the world. He is the author the hit articles “I Want to Eat the Rich bu...
2019-07-10 12:59:59 +0000 UTC View Post
This week, the Fanboys insult at least two beautiful countries, commiserate with derivative pop-punk bands, and dig up a seven-year-old metal murder case. They also give Johnny Depp and Alice Cooper the business and air some old grievances about b...
2019-07-09 12:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post
The great Ashley Oh from The Polygon Show joins the pasta paisanos to discuss this intricately plotted homage to Sir Arthur Conan Doyle’s masterpiece Herlock Solmes. Professor Kooparity has enslaved Princess Toadstool’s people (?) so they need...
2019-07-08 07:06:04 +0000 UTC View Post
Here's your ad free episode of the Hard Times Podcast. No guests this week as Matt and Bill talk breaking edge, gush over their favorite MMA fighters, how cops are bad and lazy, and old man Bill teaches Matt how to play satanic messages on r...
2019-07-04 07:00:51 +0000 UTC View Post
This week on The Pitch Group we talk with comedian, musician, and meme pioneer Tiana Miller. She is the author of the hit article Doom Metal Band Asks if They Have Time for One More Chord along with several viral HT memes. Follow her on Instagram ...
2019-07-03 06:01:23 +0000 UTC View Post
This week, the Fanboys jam out to a Ford commercial, create a new genre called “trucker punk,” and wonder why indie musicians are so into Asian women. The guys went a little long this week, but you can’t rush art. And they actually did make ...
2019-07-02 14:23:11 +0000 UTC View Post
In a story inspired by the hit 1987 film Three Plumbers and a Baby, Mario, Luigi, and Toad all learn the very obvious lesson that they are in no way equipped to care for a child, after a freak accident in the Kingdom of Youth turns Princess Toadst...
2019-07-01 14:00:11 +0000 UTC View Post
Here's your ad free episode of The Hard Times Podcast! Jonathan Diener of The Swellers and Baggage joins Matt and Bill to talk craft coffee, playing music with misophonia, how to properly pronounce tinnitus (it’s not great), polyamourous bands, ...
2019-06-27 07:31:47 +0000 UTC View PostHello everyone,
Thanks for the continued support, we have a new crop of headlines for your viewing pleasure. Also, we are bringing Metal Week back, long time fans will remember Metal Week as the most satan...
2019-06-26 23:36:56 +0000 UTC View Post
This week on The Pitch Group we talk with LA-based stand up comedian, actor, podcast host, and writer Brendan Krick. He has penned such hit articles as, These 5 Skrewdriver Songs Are Totally Problematic Now, Tattooed Barber Excited to Give Everyon...
2019-06-26 12:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post
It’s only the second episode, and a rift is already growing between the Fanboys. On one side: Diego. On the other: people with normal human feet. This week, the boys argue about penny whistles vs. synthesizers, tell legends of Fat Mike, and unea...
2019-06-25 12:00:00 +0000 UTC View Post
YouTube all-star Jirard Khalil (The Completionist) joins us to discuss another legendary Legend of Zelda episode! Ganon sets off an evil plan to trick Link into turning into a frog by rescuing a woman and kissing her, even though she’s actually ...
2019-06-24 07:23:08 +0000 UTC View Post
Here's your ad free episode of The Hard Times Podcast. Matt and Bill talk poker, dads and personal white whales, and that’s even before their interview with Terror front man Scott Vogel! They talk about how they listen to more podcasts then musi...
2019-06-20 11:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post
John Danek is a comedy writer, musician, and web developer/producer for Team Coco. He’s written hit articles including Just Because I’m a Pantera Fan Doesn’t Mean I’m a Felon. But
Yeah, I Am a Felon, Wow! This Coffee Shop Uses La Croix...
Louie Aronowitz is a film score composer and musician who wrote hit articles including Benefit Concert to Save Guitar Center Features 97 Dudes Playing “Sweet Child O’ Mine,” Punk Dad Bribes Community College Admissions With Billions In Expos...
2019-06-19 14:58:50 +0000 UTC View Post
Welcome to The Pitch Group, the official behind the scenes Hard Times podcast. This week’s guest is comedy writer and Hard Times contributor Lauren Lavin, the author of countless hit articles such as
2019-06-19 14:47:20 +0000 UTC
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Welcome to Fanboys, a show where Hard Times contributors Edgar, Ty, and Diego listen to YOUR music and try to say something nice about it! In the first FULL episode (a Patreon exclusive!), the Fanboys compare melting rock stars, crown their first ...
2019-06-18 11:00:00 +0000 UTC View Post
“Hey, did we do pirates yet?” he asked the room full of Mario writers, to no response. “Fuck it." And with that, today’s episode of The Super Mario Bros Super Show was born. On today’s program, Magic Johnson returns for the first ever re...
2019-06-17 11:00:00 +0000 UTC View PostHey everyone,
Here we go again with another round of headlines. If you see a Hard Drive headline you like email jeremy@thehardtimes.net, if you see a Hard Times headline you like email Bill@thehardtimes.net. All...
2019-06-14 04:57:25 +0000 UTC View Post
Here's your ad free episode of The Hard Times Podcast! Chris Dodge of Spazz, Angry White Boys and Slap A Ham records joins the guys to talk about punk roots, hanging with GG Allin BEFORE the show, and Chris gets indoctrinated into the Hard Times P...
2019-06-13 14:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post
Woolie Madden (Castle Super Beast, Woolie Versus) joins us to discuss Mario and the gang's descent into the dark and spooky TURTLEVANIA! King Koopula and his tomato sauce-sucking vampires chase after Mario and Luigi set to an inexplicable cover of...
2019-06-10 14:41:56 +0000 UTC View Post
Here's your ad free episode of the Hard Times Podcast. No guest this week as Matt and Bill recap Punk Rock Bowling! They talk about all the bands they saw and Matt talks about poker and hookers so, ya know, business as usual.
2019-06-06 15:00:00 +0000 UTC View PostHello everyone,
If you take a gander down below you will see all the headlines open for posing. If you see a Hard Drive headline you want to pose email jeremy@thehardtimes.net. For a Hard Times headline em...
2019-06-05 00:13:54 +0000 UTC View Post
Comedian and writer Mike Drucker (The Tonight Show, Full Frontal with Samantha Bee) joins us for a very special episode as we break all the rules that we made up and reach ahead to an episode of the Super Mario Bros 3 cartoon. And if that’s a pr...
2019-06-03 12:00:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Here's your ad free episode of the Hard Times Podcast. Brace Belden stops by from fighting for freedom and unions to talk to Matt and Bill about Kurds, beer unions and ISIS. Yes that ISIS.
2019-05-30 07:04:00 +0000 UTC View Post