Hard Digest April 6: WrestleMania, Early Access Indie Bands, SNL, Revenge Body, and More
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BY Hard Digest April 5: Earthquake, Early Access Title Fight, Dogs, Instagram, David Bowie, and More
New York City Residents Instructed to Stay Home to Avoid Small Talk About Earthquake
BY Hard Digest April 4: Joe Biden, WrestleMania, Early Access Iron Maiden, Therapy, and More
Outraged Joe Biden Says We Won’t Personally Kiss Each Missile In Next Round of Artillery Sent to Israel
BY Hard Digest April 3: Disney, Early Access Alkaline Trio, Hockey, Leftovers, and More
New Disney Movie Teaches Kids The Magical Whimsy of Maximizing Shareholder Value
BY Hard Digest April 2: Clickhole Rent-A-Headline, Early Access Bill Nye, Cat Lovers, Rockabilly, and More
Straight Edge Band Breaks Edge On Stage 5 Minutes Into First Show
BY Hard Digest April 1: Early Access Andrew W.K., Tenure, Animoprhs, and More
Andrew W.K. Tries to Convince Friends He Always Wore Pink Jeans After Laundry Mishap
BY Hard Digest 03/31: More Easter, Early Access Metallica, Vaporwave, Ageism, and More
Child Laborer at Fast Fashion Warehouse Can’t Keep Up with Metallica Partnerships
BY Hard Digest March 30: Early Access Easter, Therapy, Squatting, and More
Punk Celebrates Easter by Painting Eggs Before Throwing Them at Police Station
BY Hard Digest March 29: Early Access Ghost, Dogs, Flash Animation, Finances, and More
Ghost Plays Show With Hotel Wastebaskets Over Heads After Luggage Containing Masks Gets Lost at Airport
BY Hard Digest March 28: Early Access AI Art, Social Media, Skechers, and More
AI-Generated Metal Album Artwork Gives Rotting Corpse Horrifying Amount of Fingers
BY Hard Digest March 26: The Supreme Court, Early Access Custody, Edgelords, New Drummer, and More
Male Supreme Court Justices Finally Learn Details About Abortion Pill They’ve Paid for Countless Times
BY Hard Digest March 25: Early Access Lay Offs, Class War, Free-Thinkers, and More
CEO Calls All Hands on Deck Meeting to Tell Employees About Cool Band He Discovered, Also Massive Layoffs
BY Hard Digest March 24: Early Access Karaoke, Work, Polycules, and More
Man Humiliated at Karaoke Bar After Forgetting Lyrics to Daft Punk’s “Around the World”
BY Hard Digest March 23: Early Access Goth Shoes, Sex, Mid-Life Crisis, Trump, and More
Goth Woman Uses Incognito Mode to Shop for Sensible Shoes
BY Hard Digest March 22: Early Acces Neil Young Returns to Spotify, Ben Shapiro, and More
Neil Young Returns to Spotify After Realizing He Needs a Few Quarters to Feed Parking Meter
BY Hard Digest March 21: Early Access Rick Rubin, Infinite Jest, Garage Bands, and More
The Next Rick Rubin? I Have No Technical Skills or Musical Ability and Would Like To Produce Your Album
BY Hard Digest March 20: Kate Middleton, Early Access Tool, Yoko Ono, DIY Label, and More
Kate Middleton Body Double Conspiracy Grows After Princess Spotted With Andrew W.K., Avril Lavigne, and the Undertaker
BY Hard Digest March 19: Asbestos, Early Access Apple Vision Pro, Godspeed, NYU, and More
Opinion: The Government Can Have My Asbestos When They Pry It From My Tenants’ Cold Dead Hands
BY Hard Digest March 18: Early Access Weird Al, Pink Floyd, Drinking on the Job, and More
Guy Realizing He Only Knows Lyrics to Part of Pop Song Used in Weird Al Polka Medley
BY Hard Digest March 17: Mike Pence, Early Access Reunion Shows, Orgies, the Bible, and More
Mike Pence’s Condemnation of Trump Sways Nearly Two Voters Nationwide
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2024-03-18 00:00:06 +0000 UTC View PostHard Digest March 16: Early Access St. Patrick's Day, Financial Advice, Biden, and More
Punk’s Urine Being Green Unrelated to St. Patrick’s Day Bender
Hard Digest March 15: Early Access IT Support, Cobb Salad, Gun Safety, and More
Punk IT Support Asks if You’ve Tried Punching the Monitor Yet
BY CARTER ...
2024-03-16 00:00:06 +0000 UTC View PostHard Times "Singles Collection" Experiment Launch
We're officially ready to launch the Hard Times Singles Collection experiment. This is an experiment only for Patrons. It's kinda like The Dating Game but for DIY/subculture. Patrons can fill out a form about themselves (think of it like a dating ...
2024-03-15 02:56:26 +0000 UTC View PostHard Digest March 14th: Early Access SVU, Stanford Prison Experiment, the Bible, and More
Punk Alleviates Guilt of Watching Nine Straight Hours of “SVU” by Whispering “ACAB” After Each Episode
Hard Digest March 13: TikTok Ban, Boeing, Early Access George W. Bush, Underwear, Swift Records, and More
Uninsured American Hoping Doctor Duets Their Video of Weird Rash Before TikTok is Banned
Hard Digest March 12: Seinfeld, Early Access Radiohead, Dracula, Prog Rock, and More
What’s the Deal With Airline Whistleblowers Mysteriously Dying? (Guest Article by Jerry Seinfeld)
Hard Digest March 11: 311 Day, Early Access Target, Drug Dealers, and More
Child of Divorced Stoners Not Excited to Celebrate Two 311 Days
Hard Digest March 10: Early Access Drummer Isolation, Gatekeeping, Forbidden Curtains, and More
Drummer Feels Left Out After Synchronized Jump
BY RYAN CLARK
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2024-03-11 00:00:04 +0000 UTC View PostHard Digest March 9: Early Access Kerry King, Piercers, Sweet Child O' Mine, and More
Kerry King Desperately Searching Ultimate Guitar App for Correct Tab of “Raining Blood”
Hard Digest March 8: Early Access Aging, Mountain Dew, Hydraulic Presses, and More
Aging Concertgoers Excitedly Pass Around Little Baggie of Ear Plugs
BY RUSS BIZA...
2024-03-09 01:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post