Hard Digest October 31: Early Access Elon Musk, Sex Pistols v. Ramones, Revenge, and More
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By MVP: Michael Jackson "Thriller"
It's the spookiest day of the year, so today we break down the spookiest video of all time.
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2024-10-31 17:29:59 +0000 UTC View PostHard Digest October 31: Halloween Early Access and More
Mom Warns Crust Punk Son That Some of His Drugs Might Be Laced With Candy This Halloween
By Hard Digest October 29: Werewolves, Early Access Bahaus, Fred Durst, Davey Havok, and More
Werewolf Criticized After Leaving Himself in Hot Car
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Hard Digest October 28: Early Access Sexy Cops, Freak On a Leash, King Diamond, and More
Conservative at Halloween Party Thinks Regular Cops Already Pretty Sexy
By Hard Digest October 27: Early Access Peter Steele, Body Horror, Selling Out, and More
Self-Conscious Metalhead Nervous After Finding Peter Steele Issue of Playgirl Under Girlfriend’s Mattress
By Hard Digest October 26: Early Access Project 25, Black Metal, Couples Costumes, and More
Project 2025 Council Vows to Capture Captain Planet and the Planeteers and Destroy Them Once and For All
By Hard Digest October 25: Early Access Mariah Carey, Haunted Pasts, Halloween Parties, and More
Coked Up Music Exec Pitches “All I Want For Halloween is You” to Mariah Carey
By Hard Digest October 24: Early Access Layoffs, Skeletons, Molds, and More
Corporation Boasts About How Diverse the Latest Round of Layoffs Are
By MVP: Ramones "Pet Sematary"
Take a trip to the graveyard with Bill and Dan as they break down "Pet Sematary" by the Ramones. There will be thrills, chills, and lots of tight denim pants.
Watch the video here: 2024-10-24 08:00:05 +0000 UTC
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Hard Digest October 23: Early Access B-List Celebrities, Rage Against the Machine, Dedications, and More
Nation’s B-List Celebrities Announce Plans to Randomly Appear in Ad for Online Casino App
By Hard Digest October 22: Abercrombie CEO, Early Access Time After Time, Weed Gummies, Hobbies, and More
Former Abercrombie & Fitch CEO Appears in Court Shirtless for Sex Trafficking Charges
By Hard Digest October 21: Early Access Fugazi, Mist Monsters, Dead Punks, and More
Fugazi Cancels Highly Anticipated Reunion Tour Due to High Ticket Sales
By Hard Digest October 20: Early Access Drum Solos, Goth Moms, Biden, and More
Local Dad Unknowingly Performs Greatest Drum Solo of All Time on Belly of Labrador Retriever
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Hard Digest October 18& 19: Warped Tour, Early Access Hank Williams, Tacos, Feminism, and More
Crust Punk Enters “Only Listens to Hank Williams” Stage of Lifecycle
By Hard Digest October 17: Early Access Van Repair, Crust Punk Legends, The Smiths, and More
Second Guitarist Only Kept in Band Because He Knows How to Repair Tour Van
By MVP: DJ Jazzy Jeff and the Fresh Prince "Nightmare On My Street"
Today Bill and Dan break down a video that was lost to time for 30 years thanks to litigation from New Line Cinema, so don't be upset with yourself if you've never seen this video before. Join us as we break it down for you and we deal with this n...
2024-10-17 08:00:06 +0000 UTC View PostHard Digest October 16: Early Access Sommeliers, Stephen King, Ian MacKaye and More
Punk Sommelier Can Tell Exact Month Milk in Fridge Went Sour
By Hard Digest October 15: Walgreens, Early Access The Weakerthans, Jam Sessions, and More
Walgreens Announces Mass Store Closings After Locking Buildings Behind Glass Cases
By Hard Digest October 14: Early Access Elon Musk, Inheritance, Con Artist, and More
Elon Musk Has Bright Vision of Future Where Humanity Thinks He’s Worst Person on Multiple Planets
By Hard Digest October 13: Early Access Halloween, Bank Heist, AA Meetings, and More
HR Rep Already Knows Who’s Going to Get Fired for Wearing Blackface for Halloween
By Hard Digest October 12: Early Access Rammstein, JNCO, HOA Laws, and More
Lifelong Metalhead Enters Third Consecutive Decade of People Assuming He Listens to Rammstein
By Hard Digest October 11: Early Access Murder By Death, Nostaglia, Frank Grimes, and More
Murder by Death Celebrates 1,000,000th Metal Fan Disappointed
By Hard Digest October 10: Early Access Border Policy, TMBG, Ben Gibbard, and More
Experts Warn Trump Border Policy Will Block Thousands of Canadian Girlfriends from Attending American Proms
By MVP: Dokken "Dream Warriors"
It's October, and that means we are legally obligated to cover a spooky music video. So this week Bill and Dan enter a deep sleep to break down the video for Dokken's "Dream Warriors" where they take on Freddy Krueger. Give it a listen.
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Hard Digest October 9: Early Access Rare Records, David Lynch, K9 Cops, and More
Study Reveals Rare Record You Wanted Was Indeed In Bin You Left Store Before Checking
By Hard Digest October 8: Early Access Bret Michaels, David Bowie, Anti-Homeless Designs, and More
Bret Michaels’ Bandana and Cowboy Hat Launch Custody Battle Over His Head
By Hard Digest October 7: Early Access Cannibal Corpse, Joe Bonamassa, and More
Heartwarming: Metalhead Proposes to Girlfriend During “I Cum Blood” Introduction at Cannibal Corpse Show
By Hard Digest October 6: Early Access Lowes, Riverdance, Support Groups, and More
Lowe’s to Begin Selling 14-Foot Glenn Danzig
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Hard Digest October 5: Early Access GG Allin, Bucket Hats, and More
GG Allin Chia Pet Has Very Different Set of Directions for Fertilizing Soil
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