SA336 Script
This includes the lyrics to the Numbers song, which will be posted as a stand alone file after I land in Virginia tomorrow (for Patrons only, of course).
2019-07-25 05:19:55 +0000 UTC View Post
This includes the lyrics to the Numbers song, which will be posted as a stand alone file after I land in Virginia tomorrow (for Patrons only, of course).
2019-07-25 05:19:55 +0000 UTC View PostOkay, so I'm about to leave for Virginia Beach and didn't have enough time to do as thorough an edit as I normally do. So I hope you don't mind a ton of bonus material this week...
Shownotes:
In this week’s episo...
2019-07-25 05:18:29 +0000 UTC View PostFeel free to read along. Or just gawk at the horror of Eli's punctuation...
2019-07-18 03:03:51 +0000 UTC View PostBe sure to stick around until the end, or you'll have no idea who the "Poison Ivy Man" is...
Show Notes:
In this week’s episode, The president gets really confused by the “where” in “where you came from”, a GOP ho...
And because we secretly love you patrons the most, here's a peek behind the curtain...
2019-07-11 05:11:46 +0000 UTC View PostSorry for the late drop. Working on a disturbingly small amount of sleep, but we'll get it together by next week, we promise.
Shownotes:
In this week’s episode, America votes meh on religion, the Church of England lower...
2019-07-11 05:08:00 +0000 UTC View Post
In this week’s episode, America warms to the idea of separate but equal bakeries, a Columbian bishop accidentally invents a helicopter method for producing crack, and the GOP will damn near target Heath by name.
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Come...
2019-07-04 03:25:22 +0000 UTC View PostHey Patrons,
If you live anywhere near the "Ark Park" or happen to be in the area this weekend, you can come down and spend a few hours with Noah and the Tri-State Free Thinkers protesting* Ken Ham's monstrosity.
*Arrest st...
2019-07-02 19:00:37 +0000 UTC View Post1000 apologies. I stayed up late and put the script together last Wednesday; then entirely forgot to post it. It's just been sitting there in the folder until Tim reminded me today that I hadn't posted a link.
Sorry!
Sorry for the file cut off at the end of episode 332. It's more efficient to drop the file here than re-upload the original. This is a Patron only benefit, so please no sharing!
2019-06-27 15:03:43 +0000 UTC View Post
In this week’s episode, 70% of people who say they aren’t gay anymore say they aren’t gay anymore, Jerry Falwell Jr. files a copyright claim against The Sound and the Fury: The Soap Opera for stealing his life story, an...
2019-06-27 03:34:47 +0000 UTC View PostStick around to the end and hear all about Eli laughing at a child falling in a grocery store and not realizing he's a horrible person.
---Shownotes---
In this week’s episode, God hates Flags, Heath gets defensive enough to scr...
2019-06-20 01:44:37 +0000 UTC View PostYou'll find the script for episode 330 at this link.
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1AfUcRcztXs7lKtjojpE...
2019-06-13 21:02:31 +0000 UTC View PostOkay, so sorry it's so late, but we're still recovering from San Francisco. And will be for a minute...
2019-06-13 06:00:28 +0000 UTC View PostGo to this link to enjoy the show. It will begin promptly at 9pm EST.
YouTube: https://youtu.be/vrdHcVld_7E
2019-06-09 00:19:32 +0000 UTC View Post
UPDATE and F.A.Q.:
No one has gotten an “invite” YET with a link to the live stream.
We’ll create a private #YouTube link & send it via @Patreon email (the same way you get this notice) just before it...
2019-06-08 16:08:47 +0000 UTC View PostFor tomorrow night's #PiatPJParty, Health + Eli will make an appearance in character as Sarah + Melania. They will take questions from the live feed, but in order to cover as many as possible, we're opening it up to Patrons.
Ask your Q...
2019-06-07 19:14:19 +0000 UTC View PostHere's the link to this week's script; which had to be assembled like Frankenstein from the corpses of the scripts from the last few episodes.
2019-06-05 20:27:12 +0000 UTC
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Not much bonus content for you this week, but we'll make up for it with five hours of livestreaming starting at 9pm eastern time on Saturday. Look for a link coming soon to this very Patreon feed.
And thank you so much for your support. Bec...
The script for this week's episode can be found here for patrons at the $2 and above levels.
https://docs.g...
Not only do you get a bonus headline, but you get a headline longer than any of the ones the non-Patrons get. Because you deserve it.
(Shownotes)
In this week’s episode, Ben Carson is pretty sure trans people can turn into...
2019-05-30 02:44:00 +0000 UTC View PostStarting this week, Patrons at the $2 and up level get a brand new perk! Access to full show scripts available at the link below. And, by popular request, we even left in Eli's terrible grammar and punctuation!
(Note: Script will be availab...
This week, you get a lucky 13 minutes of bonus material.
In this week’s episode, The Handmaid's Tale becomes a documentary, Margaret Atwood sues the entire American South for copyright infringement, and Don Ford (Voi...
2019-05-23 04:44:00 +0000 UTC View PostWe've been working overtime here at PIAT headquarters to get you as much bonus content as possible this month to thank you for making our Maytreon pledge drive such a success. So, for your consideration, here's part two of our Maytreon AMA.
2019-05-17 18:08:08 +0000 UTC View PostStick around to the end to hear why Eli's probably not allowed in Morocco anymore.
(At the request of a few patrons, and upon realizing that it really only delays the release of the episode by a couple of minutes, I'll be adding the show no...
Hello Patrons,
Because we have the very best fans in the Atheist Universe, we have to make new Patreon goals. You broke the previous ones In the first 10 days of the #Matreon pledge drive - you exceeded all expectati...
2019-05-10 15:01:29 +0000 UTC View PostOkay, sorry I'm getting this one up after midnight, but it takes so long to edit when we're I have 20 extra minutes of Patron only content to get through.
Enjoy...
Okay, so we were a little overwhelmed by the early Maytreon results and figured all of you deserved a reward. So I accelerated my plans a bit and got this AMA ready for you guys a bit sooner than we'd planned.
(Note to new patrons: You won'...