May 2024 Update | Fuckin' hell b'ys, we're back!
From "I don't know if I can ever do this again" to 4+ hours of audio posted last month, I think it's safe to say the ol' Audi audio machine is well-oiled and ready to roll. So let's talk news.
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📌 May 2024 Pinned Post
Open this for quick access to this month's content & information - updated throughout the month and pinned to the top of my page until the month is over!
New NSFW audios are posted every Sunday at 330PM EST.
2024-05-01 12:36:29 +0000 UTC View Post
May 2024 All Access Pass Exclusive Poll
Choose your scenario:
Never have I ever with your sister's hot best friend
Hot goth appeases her demonic god by using your cock
2024-05-01 11:30:01 +0000 UTC View PostMay 2024 Backstage Pass Exclusive Poll
Choose your scenario:
Using your hot demon girlfriend's horns as handlebars
You and your girlfriend decide to spice up a private flight
2024-05-01 11:30:01 +0000 UTC View PostMay 2024 General Admission Exclusive Poll
Choose your scenario:
Your daughter's fiancee wants to try cock before her wedding
Not cheating - the engaged couple fully consents, and my character is bisexual.
Your new secretary wants to give you the fu...
2024-05-01 11:30:01 +0000 UTC View PostWearing Nothing But Your T-Shirt | April 2024 All Access Pass Exclusive
I missed you so much I've been wearing your shirts to bed.
TAGS:
[F4M][Lots Of Kisses][Surprise Visit][Dirty Talk][Grinding][Denial][Begging][Blowjob][Breastplay][Titfuck Me In Your T-Shirt][Cunnilingus][Lou...
2024-04-28 19:30:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Catching Your Girlfriend Sleeping In Your T-Shirt | SFW Early Access
The full NSFW version of this audio is available at the All Access Pass tier!
You've been away at school and I miss you like crazy, so I've been sleeping in your t-shirts. When you get home early to surprise me, you catch me ...
2024-04-28 19:30:00 +0000 UTC View Post
BLOOPERS | I got the hiccups & slowly went mad.
I'm working on this Sunday's audios, and this clip is from "Body Painting With A Sexy Local Artist", which was the Manager tier poll winner for April.
I got a bit too enthusiastic and accidentally gave myself hiccups right at the end where ...
2024-04-26 18:32:58 +0000 UTC View PostYour Loving Ex-Girlfriend Helps You Fall Asleep | SFW Early Access
Every now and then I like to tell myself sad stories, and I loooove the bittersweet. So this week's SFW is all about your ex, who's come to help you fall asleep and can't help but confess that she's still... she still.. well you know.
I hop...
2024-04-21 19:30:01 +0000 UTC View PostBreed Me On Our Lunch Break | April 2024 All Access Pass Poll Winner
I won't be happy until you make me pregnant.
TAGS:
[F4M][Office Romance][Switchy][Cunnilingus][Quick Blowjob][Making Out][Breastplay][Thighfucking][Clothed Sex][Cock Praise][Good Boy][Breeding][Impreg][...
2024-04-21 19:30:01 +0000 UTC View Post
IMPORTANT - If you messaged me here on Patreon but got no response, message me again please!
I have to admit I find the Patreon messaging system a little overwhelming and difficult to organize, and with everything that was going on in my life over the past year a LOT of things slipped through the cracks and I'm still trying to iron it all...
2024-04-18 13:30:01 +0000 UTC View Post📌 April 2024 Pinned Post
Open this for quick access to this month's content & information - updated throughout the month and pinned to the top of my page until the month is over!
New NSFW audios are posted every Sunday at 330PM EST.
2024-04-17 21:44:17 +0000 UTC View Post
☕️ Coffee Confessional #1 | So I guess I'm an orphan now.
In which I sip on my iced coffee and babble my thoughts and feelings at you OOC. This very first episode features what the hell happened over the past year, what it was like to lose my mom, and the terrors of navigating content creation when you'r...
2024-04-15 15:32:21 +0000 UTC View PostSFW YouTube Early Access | Love Is Alien Episode 1
I talked about doing this series TWO YEARS AGO - if you look for it, you can find small snippets and teasers somewhere around here. Well guess what - since I'm all about second chances and I'm making my way back, I decided to dust off the script a...
2024-04-14 20:53:13 +0000 UTC View PostSneaking Out With Your Hot Neighbor [NSFW] | April 2024 Backstage Pass Poll Winner
You know what you need? A little adventure.
TAGS:
[F4M][Strangers To Lovers][Experienced Woman][Semi-Public][Handjob][My Panties, Your Mouth][Making Out][Blowjob][Alley Sex][Risk Of Getting Caught][Pinch My ...
2024-04-14 19:30:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Your Best Friend’s Hot Older Cousin Needs Your Cum [NSFW] | April 2024 General Admission Poll Winner
You're lucky I like sucking off nerds like you.
TAGS:
[F4M][Flashing][Groping][Teasing][Experienced Woman][Handjob][Slightly Degrading][Fucktoy][Cunnilingus][Blowjob][Cock Praise][Fdom Vibes][Creampie]
2024-04-14 19:30:01 +0000 UTC View Post
NSFW Early Access | Helping Your Fitness Model Bestie Take Photos For A Competition
You're the only one I trust to take my bikini photos...
TAGS:
[F4M][Friends To Lovers][Photography][Muscle Babe][Gym Buddies][Mutual Masturbation][Exhibition][Presenting Myself][Legs Behind My Head][Fingerfu...
2024-04-14 19:30:00 +0000 UTC View Post
An Unethical Session With Your Sex Therapist [NSFW][F4M][HIPAA Violation][Stripped][Sexual Healing][Breastplay][Cunnilingus][Fantasies][Sloppy Blowjob][Gagging][Facial]
You've been driving me totally crazy talking about your fantasies during our sessions, and I simply can't take it anymore.
Sexy sex plaps: Boshidob...
2024-04-07 19:30:01 +0000 UTC View PostSFW YouTube Early Access | Your Tsundere Best Friend Needs Your Help Lifting A Curse
All I was trying to do was defend your honor, and now I'm cursed! You have to help me, it was basically your fault after all.
This script is by u/SplashiestPig on Reddit, which I cannot link because Patreon will spank me.
2024-04-07 19:30:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Playfighting & Fucking Your Hot Best Friend [NSFW][F4M][Confession][Breastplay][Grinding][Making Out][Handjob][Blowjob][Gagging On Your Cock][Fingering][Ball Sucking][Finger In My Ass][Anal][Loud]
You showed up late to work on our class project and it's the last straw - something is up. And you're gonna tell me what it is, even if I have to playfully beat it out of you.
Sexy sex plaps: 2024-04-07 19:30:01 +0000 UTC View Post
April 2024 Mini Update!
Polls, THEY'RE BACK:
Cast your vote for one of my vague prompts and it'll be your tier exclusive! If you have tag ideas for your chosen audio, leave them in a comment for me and I'll use them to shape the audio's direction.
I still o...
2024-04-02 20:59:05 +0000 UTC View PostApril 2024 Backstage Pass Exclusive Poll
Pick your flavor and throw me some tags in the comments:
Sneaking Out With Your Hot Neighbor - You know what you need? A break from your overprotective family. So wanna go out with me?
Hot...
2024-04-02 20:30:00 +0000 UTC View PostApril 2024 General Admission Exclusive Poll
Pick your flavor and throw a few tags in the comments:
Bred N Buttered - You've been such a big help with opening my bakery, so I want your bun in my oven.
Best Friend’s Hot Older Cousin...
2024-04-02 20:30:00 +0000 UTC View PostApril 2024 All Access Pass Exclusive Poll
Pick a flavor and throw me some tags in the comments:
Your Switchy Boss Wants A Baby - We've been blowing off steam in the office for awhile, but I won't be happy until you make me pregnant.
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2024-04-02 20:30:00 +0000 UTC View PostSaying Yes To Your Daughter's Slutty College Bestie [NSFW][F4M][Age Difference][Flirting][Divorce][No Panties Under My Dress][Kissing][Begging][Grinding][Dirty Talk][Titfucking][Sloppy Blowjob][Cunnilingus][Marked By Bruises][Hold My Throat][Lap Sex][Doggy Style][Multiple Orgasms]
When it comes to single dads, I think you're a bona fide DILF.
Sexy sex plaps: Boshidoblasta 18+ NSFW PLAP PACK (+ some from ...
2024-03-31 17:15:19 +0000 UTC View PostExtras | The Masochism Tango Cover 🎵
The strangest thing happened today. I shit you not, I was listening to Tom Lehrer this morning to cheer myself up - highly recommend looking him up if you're unfamiliar, because his satirical songs are incredible. Anyway, I've been trying to be be...
2024-03-30 13:26:27 +0000 UTC View PostMea Culpa, My Love [NSFW][F4M][Ghosted][Apologizing To You][One For The Road][Break Up And Make Up][L-Bombs][Making Out][Cuddling][Blowjobs][Fingering][Lap Sex][Begging][ASMR]
Your ex up and ghosted you when she was going through a lot, but maybe you can find it in your heart to give her another chance?
Sexy sex plaps: Bo...
2024-03-24 23:01:41 +0000 UTC View PostMy mom passed away last night.
It was very peaceful and I got to be there with her for her final moments. My heart is shattered. I haven't been a very good content creator but because of you all I was able to be a good daughter and spend lots of time with her before her health ...
2024-01-01 14:18:44 +0000 UTC View PostPainting Your Best Friend's Pretty Toes [NSFW][F4M][Friends To Lovers][Beach Day][Foot Kink/Fetish/Worship][Teasing][Mutual Masturbation][Fuck My Feet][Paint My Nails][Fingering][Cum On My Toes]
We’ve spent the whole day at the beach and you’ve been staring at my bare feet all day… I think I know exactly what you want.
Sexy sex plaps: 2023-08-29 04:50:40 +0000 UTC View Post
I'll See You Tomorrow With A New Audio!
Had a big day spending time with my mom today and I'm totally wiped, but I didn't want you to think I was pulling another Houdini act - I'll see y'all tomorrow night with some fresh baked debauchery <3
I hope you guys had a great weekend...