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THE RALPH REPORT for Wednesday, October 17th, 2018

Today's show: Blimey! It's our UK correspondent, Steve Ashton! Also, comedian Greg Fitzsimmons picks our song for this ONE HIT WONDER WEDNESDAY! Plus, Ralph interprets your DREAMS! And, we celebrate HAPPY FOSSIL DAY!

2018-10-17 13:01:00 +0000 UTC View Post

THE RALPH REPORT for Tuesday, October 16th, 2018

Today's show: Kanye wants to turn Uganda into JURASSIC PARK! Ralph reveals what musical act he wanted to have a 4-WAY with! And Eddie Pence talks to his son about the BIRDS, the BEES and the BLUEBERRIES! 

2018-10-16 13:00:02 +0000 UTC View Post

THE RALPH REPORT for Monday, October 15th, 2018

Today's show: Even though I'm on the road in St. Louis, I had every intention of doing a regular RALPH REPORT for you today. I had holidays, news, and celebrity birthdays all prepared. But, what happened was kind of special. Instead of the regular sh...

VOTE for your favorite new design from this week's MERCH madness entries!

Scroll down through this week's entries, and then vote for your favorite in the poll at the bottom!

2018-10-13 17:36:03 +0000 UTC View Post

Even more MERCH Madness ...

From Jeff Minkevics:

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THE RALPH REPORT for Friday, October 12th, 2018

Today's show: Lessons in music and art from our classy UK correspondent, Steve Ashton! Jay Busbee from Yahoo Sports previews a few games in Week 6 of the NFL! And, Eddie Pence and Ralph look at the weekend's NEW MOVIES, including BAD TIMES AT THE EL ...

The MERCH Madness entries keep rolling in ...

From Mat Langford:

From Bryan Scheidecker:

THE RALPH REPORT for Thursday, October 11th, 2018

Today's show: More MERCH Madness! Ralph & Kari break down last night's episode of SURVIVOR: DAVID VS GOLIATH! Arnold Schwarzenegger apologizes for how he treated women in the past! And, it's another class in KINK 101 at SEX UNIVERSITY!

2018-10-11 13:01:00 +0000 UTC View Post

More MERCH Madness ...

From Melissa Huston:

THE RALPH REPORT for Wednesday, October 10th, 2018

Today's show: HAPPY "HUG A DRUMMER" DAY! Meet the KING of ONE-HIT WONDERS! Ralph actually says something positive about Taylor Swift! Plus, we apologize to the entire country of Canada!

2018-10-10 13:01:00 +0000 UTC View Post

More MERCH Madness entries!

From Shane Prutchick:

From Brent Kerr:

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THE RALPH REPORT for Tuesday, October 9th, 2018

Today's show: More MERCH MADNESS designs! News from the UK with Steve Ashton! How does Nick Cannon keep getting work?! And, another round of everyone's favorite new game, "SMALL CANADIAN TOWN OR SEX TERM"?!

2018-10-09 13:00:02 +0000 UTC View Post

More MERCH Madness entries ...

From Eric Gonzalez:

From Mike Surber:

THE RALPH REPORT for Monday, October 8th, 2018

Today's show: Where did "Say Uncle" come from?! WORLD OCTOPUS DAY takes an unexpected turn! Pete Davidson rips Kanye! And, superstar author, Brad Meltzer, talks about his great new book, I AM NEIL ARMSTRONG!

2018-10-08 13:01:00 +0000 UTC View Post

BONUS AUDIO! The complete BRAD WILLIAMS interview!

Enjoy my complete uncut conversation with the funny and talented, Brad Williams!

MERCH MADNESS - ROUND ONE!

Pick your favorite design to move forward and possibly be featured on new THE RALPH REPORT merchandise!

The polls will be open all weekend and the winner announced on Monday's episode of TRR! 

(Cast your vote below the pictures ... Scrol...

More MERCH Madness!

You know I'm loving this design entry from Shane Prutchick ...

And good news, Steve Ashton! They fixed this one ...

2018-10-05 13:15:00 +0000 UTC View Post

THE RALPH REPORT for Friday, October 5th, 2018

Today's show: The weekend's NEW MOVIES! Jay Busbee from Yahoo Sports talks NFL! Steve Ashton fills us in from the UK! More MERCH Madness! We wrap up with comedian Brad Williams! And, we say goodbye to Robert Redford and Captain America!

2018-10-05 13:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post

BONUS VIDEO! THE RALPH REPORT Guide To Doctor Who!

The new DOCTOR WHO starring the very first female Doctor, Jodie Whitaker, series debuts this weekend!

As a public service, our UK correspondent, Steve Ashton, teaches you everything you need to know about the Time Lord from Gallifrey! 

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My name is finally on a billboard! I'm famous!* (*For losing a job ...)

Here's the billboard that's going up around Southern California ...

More MERCH MADNESS!

All October we're accepting your ideas for new merch art! 

One lucky winner will win and get a percentage of the sales of his items! 

Thanks to Mark Ramilo for submitting his design!

2018-10-04 13:05:00 +0000 UTC View Post

THE RALPH REPORT for Thursday, October 4th, 2018

Today's show: HAPPY NATIONAL VODKA DAY! Mr. & Mrs. Garman break down last night's SURVIVOR! Does JAWS need a facelift? We expose the MEN'S SECRET SEX PROBLEM! More MERCH MADNESS! And, this week's guest, BRAD WILLIAMS!

2018-10-04 13:01:01 +0000 UTC View Post

It's MERCH Madness! THE RALPH REPORT design contest!

It's MERCH MADNESS! (NOT Merch-tober ... )

We're looking for talented members of the Garmy to add their designs to the ones that we already offer in THE RALPH REPORT merchandise section!

If you have an idea, send it to Ralph@TheRalphReport.co...

THE RALPH REPORT for Wednesday, October 3rd, 2018

Today's show: Who is the most dangerous celebrity on the Internet?! We break down the history of James Bond 007 by the numbers! And, it's ONE HIT WONDER WEDNESDAY! Plus, mo...

THE RALPH REPORT for Tuesday, October 2nd, 2018

On today's show: Have you ever named your car? (The correct answer is "No".) Our UK corespondent Steve Ashton breaks down the new trailer for the Elton John biopic, ROCKETMAN! This year's worst "sexy" Halloween costumes! And, more with this week's gu...

THE RALPH REPORT from Monday, October 1st, 2018

Today's show: All the showbiz news, including Krazy Kanye, Loony Lohan, and the big winners at the box office! Also, the TOP THREE THINGS learned this weekend! Plus, this week's celebrity guest, comedian Brad Williams! And, "Who did Ralph play on las...

BONUS VIDEO from Steve Ashton!

Looking for a new job?

Our UK correspondent, Steve Ashton, has some helpful tips on how to land that gig of a"lifetime"!

THE RALPH REPORT LIVESTREAM EVENT for September 30th,

Hi boys and girls!

This is your link for the LIVESTREAM event today!

THE RALPH REPORT will begin live at 9am PST!

We're looking forward to answering your questions tod...

BONUS AUDIO! The complete, uncut interview with Greg Fitzsimmons!

Greg Fitzsimmons is one of my favorite comedians. Funny, smart and insightful.

Enjoy our conversation in its entirety!

LMB!

-RG