THE RALPH REPORT for Thursday, February 18th, 2021
On today's THE RALPH REPORT : Even more GORILLA GLUE stupidity! Eddie's DRUNK THOUGHTS! And, can you smell what SEX U. is cooking?
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A dirty, funnier ZIGGY by Eddie Pence!
I wanted ZIGGY to be funny, and our own Rear Admiral , EDDIE PENCE, made it happen!
2021-02-17 08:30:59 +0000 UTC View PostTHE RALPH REPORT for Wednesday, February 17th, 2021
On today's THE RALPH REPORT : Steve Ashton delivers his UK UPDATE! Is ZIGGY funny yet? And today's ONE-HIT WONDER WEDNESDAY might put you to sleep!
THE RALPH REPORT for Tuesday, February 16th, 2021
On today's THE RALPH REPORT : We're "all in" on today's TV TUNES TUESDAY! Steve Ashton drops some knowledge with "ASK A BRIT"! And, the latest craze in protective MASKS!
2021-02-16 08:01:02 +0000 UTC
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MUNCHIN' MONDAY: Bagel and lox!
Eddie likes bagels. Eddie like cream cheese. And, Eddie likes salmon!
Will he like them all together?
2021-02-15 08:30:01 +0000 UTC View PostTOURNAMENT OF THE GODS: Round SEVEN
It's 2021! Time to find a new god for a new year on TRR!
Who do you like better between these two GODS?
2021-02-15 08:06:00 +0000 UTC
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THE RALPH REPORT for Monday, February 15th, 2021
On today's THE RALPH REPORT : It's another MUNCHIN' MONDAY! (LOX HIM UP! LOX HIM UP!) Two more GODS go toe to toe in the TOURNAMENT OF THE GODS! And, a surprising TRR CITIZEN OF THE WEEK!
2021-02-15 08:01:02 +0000 UTC
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"You fiend!"
Here's the downloadable mp3 for the folks who can't get enough of Liberace!
2021-02-12 22:55:38 +0000 UTC View PostTHE RALPH REPORT for Friday, February 12th, 2021
On today's THE RALPH REPORT : Romantic Valentine movies from the VIDEO VAULT! Steve Ashton's UK UPDATE! And, we bid a fond farewell to the GORILLA GLUE GIRL! (Bad … bad … bad idea.)
2021-02-12 08:02:00 +0000 UTC
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BE OUR (virtual) VALENTINE!
Join us for a virtual livestream VD party! (That's Valentine's Day …)
You, Ralph, Eddie, Steve, and Kari!
SATURDAY, FEBRUARY 13TH! 3pm (PST)
All GARMY members are invited!
2021-02-12 07:54:53 +0000 UTC View PostTHE RALPH REPORT for Thursday, February 11th, 2021
On today's THE RALPH REPORT : It's another THIRSTY THURSDAY with Karl! Speaking of drinks, "The Boss" reveals his feelings about his DWI charges! And, today's SEX U. class is strictly "hands off"!
2021-02-11 08:02:00 +0000 UTC
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THE RALPH REPORT for Wednesday, February 10th, 2021
On today's THE RALPH REPORT : Steve Ashton drops the UK UPDATE! We get a GORILLA GLUE GIRL update! ONE-HIT WONDER WEDNESDAY is the worst that could happen! And, a chat with G.O. Parsons, the genius behind WILLY'S WONDERLAND!
2021-02-10 08:02:00 +0000 UTC
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THE RALPH REPORT for Tuesday, February 9th, 2021
On today's THE RALPH REPORT : Hey, hey! It's TV TUNES TUESDAY! Someone might win BIG on the VALENTINE edition of the GARMY GAME SHOW! What's up with GORILLA GLUE GIRL?! And, HAPPY NATIONAL PIZZA DAY!
2021-02-09 08:01:02 +0000 UTC
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TOURNAMENT OF THE GODS: Round SIX
It's 2021! Time to find a new god for a new year on TRR!
Who do you like better between these two GODS?
2021-02-08 19:50:58 +0000 UTC
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MUNCHIN' MONDAY: Grape juice and raw eggs!
Grape juice and raw eggs for breakfast!
If it was good enough for President Woodrow Wilson, it's good enough for us!
2021-02-08 08:31:00 +0000 UTC View PostTHE RALPH REPORT for Monday, February 8th, 2021
On today's THE RALPH REPORT : We kick off VALENTINE'S WEEK with a new song from JENNIFER STEWART! Two well-hung deities square off in the TOURNAMENT OF THE GODS! And, we enjoy a presidential breakfast on MUNCHIN' MONDAY!
2021-02-08 08:02:00 +0000 UTC
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THE RALPH REPORT for Friday, February 5th, 2021
On today's THE RALPH REPORT : Eddie has ORGY questions! Steve Ashton has a UK UPDATE! Jay Busbee from Yahoo sports has a "BIG GAME" take! And the VIDEO VAULT kicks ass!
2021-02-05 08:02:00 +0000 UTC
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JOIN THE VIRTUAL PARTY!
Join Ralph, Eddie, and Steve for a virtual hang this SATURDAY!
3PM on Saturday, February 6th!
The entire GARMY is invited!
It'll be a rip-roaring, ask anything, drink/smoke something, GOOD TIME!
2021-02-05 05:36:29 +0000 UTC
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THE RALPH REPORT for Thursday, February 4th, 2021
On today's THE RALPH REPORT : Ten ways to make your game night SEXIER! We add "our two cents" to the conversation! And, a chat with David Sheftell, star of the new Nic Cage movie, WILLY'S WONDERLAND!
2021-02-04 08:01:02 +0000 UTC
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THE RALPH REPORT for Wednesday, February 3rd, 2021
On today's THE RALPH REPORT : We remember "The Day The Music Died". We get drunk on ONE-HIT WONDER WEDNESDAY! And, we talk with Kevin Derek, the director of the new documentary, MORE THAN MIYAGI: The Pat Morita Story!
2021-02-03 08:01:03 +0000 UTC
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Eddie VS Reggie!
At last! There is peace in the Batcave now, because …
EDDIE IS REGGIE'S BITCH!
2021-02-02 19:03:03 +0000 UTC View PostTHE RALPH REPORT for Tuesday, February 2nd, 2021
On today's THE RALPH REPORT : It's a show full of WARNINGS! Beware WHAT you put in your mouth at Subway! Beware WHO you put in your mouth in Slovakia! And, above all, BEWARE OF THIS DOLPHIN!
2021-02-02 08:02:00 +0000 UTC
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MUNCHIN' MONDAY: Chocolate Dog Poop!
It's Eddie's biggest challenge yet!
Can his brain overcome what his eyes are telling him?
2021-02-01 08:30:01 +0000 UTC View PostTOURNAMENT OF THE GODS: Round FIVE!
TOURNAMENT OF THE GODS: Round FOUR
It's 2021! Time to find a new god for a new year on TRR!
Who do you like better between these two GODS?
2021-02-01 08:11:00 +0000 UTC
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THE RALPH REPORT for Monday, February 1st, 2021
On today's THE RALPH REPORT : How dumb is Kim Kardashian? The dudes are up in the TOURNAMENT OF THE GODS! And, Eddie faces his biggest MUNCHIN' MONDAY challenge yet!
2021-02-01 08:01:04 +0000 UTC
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THE RALPH REPORT for Friday, January 29th, 2021
On today's THE RALPH REPORT : Steve Ashton's UK UPDATE! The VIDEO VAULT picks for your viewing pleasure! The latest TRR CITIZEN OF THE WEEK! And more of EDDIE'S DRUNK THOUGHTS!
2021-01-29 08:02:00 +0000 UTC
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LIVESTREAM with TRR!
Join Ralph, Eddie, Steve and Kari for another virtual hang!
It's a TRR LIVESTREAM for you and rest of the Garmy!
SATURDAY, JANUARY 30th, 2021 - 3pm (PST)
Just click the link about to join in!
LMB!
2021-01-29 04:38:21 +0000 UTC View PostTHIRSTY THURSDAY: Luke’s Blue Milk!
Watch Karl use the Force (and his kid) to make you a delicious BLUE MILK mocktail!
Stay until the very end to see Eddie’s special post-credit scene!
2021-01-28 08:30:00 +0000 UTC View PostTHE RALPH REPORT for Thursday, January 28th, 2021
On today's THE RALPH REPORT : Karl, the Garmy GARtender, returns with a THIRSTY THURSDAY recipe! How many marriages are TOO MANY? SEX U. finds RELIGION! And, we end up on CLOUD NINE!
2021-01-28 07:57:13 +0000 UTC
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