Turns out, kiting the gorm wasn’t hard when you had access to Tinker-enhanced cargo planes that could keep running indefinitely.
The cargo plane was because Perry needed some space to stretch his legs and set up his lab. The soundproofing ...
2023-10-06 15:59:27 +0000 UTC View Post“You’re in trouble now, boy,” Perry and Charles said at the same time.
“Stop copy- Listen,” Perry and Charles said at the same time, finally Charles shut up and glared at him.
“Oh I’m sorry, you started chuckling...
2023-10-03 17:49:53 +0000 UTC View Post“What’s it gonna take?” Charles said.
“You’re gonna to have to be more specific,” the power armor said.
“What’s it gonna take for you to release my vassals and send them back to Earth?” Charles asked....
2023-10-01 18:59:03 +0000 UTC View Post‘This kind of situation has the unfortunate side-effect of bringing out the serial killer in me.’
-Paradox Zauberer
Perry managed to give himself more of a half-starved, stranded ...
2023-09-30 16:38:18 +0000 UTC View PostGretchen’s Idyllic Manifestation.EXE
The flickering scenery in his seering sphere kept flickering and changing, but the differences were generally subtle and cosmetic with his internalized software filtering out n...
2023-09-28 18:45:18 +0000 UTC View Post‘Perry’ was in a pinch.
I must be the stupidest doppleganger to ever exist, to agree to fill in for someone without checking who their family was first.
And now he had ‘kill me’ permanently stapled to his back. Metapho...
2023-09-26 16:45:36 +0000 UTC View PostI love audience participation because it takes a lot of the burden off of me to be perfect, because you guys have got my back and will point out stuff that doesn't jive right. so, without further ado:
1: I'm getting comments to the effect t...
In a desperate bid, Perry triggered Dragor’s Kinesis.
Dragor’s Kinesis.EXE
(2/3) remaining
HAHAHAHAH!
Relief flooded Perry’s body as the spell locked into place. Whatever or...
2023-09-22 17:10:05 +0000 UTC View Post“Before you say anything,” Perry said, holding up a hand to forestall his uncle, who was flanked by a chevron of iron-faced mages of varying species.
“I am impressed, and I am scared, but I just wanna let all of you k...
2023-09-20 18:52:34 +0000 UTC View PostParadox Zauberer (Perry Z.)
Class: Garage Tinker
Level 14
HP: 15
Body: 40
S...
2023-09-18 17:25:42 +0000 UTC View PostTwo weeks into designing a piece of equipment that could measure the dimensional wavelengths of essences, It Happened.
Perry was hunched over a computer, brainstorming both an algorithm to patch holes in the modified soul-surgery equipment...
2023-09-15 15:46:06 +0000 UTC View PostI went through and read all the comments and will pluck out a few I resonated with and weigh them and ask questions of you.
1: One of the most common threads of thought was that once he makes a table of essences, he should be able to mi...
Okay, so the dragon and Perry are pooling their knowledge and resources to create some mind-bendingly powerful magitech, then they're gonna kill each other over who gets to keep it.
That's the plan, But i don't have much mind-bendingly powe...
“Part 234, paragraph 4, subsection c of ‘meat shield’ needs tightening up,” Perry said, pointing it out. “The part where the contract breaks if I use one of my family as a meat shield is too broad and exploitable by you.”
“Let...
2023-09-12 18:05:18 +0000 UTC View PostParadox Zauberer (Perry Z.)
Class: Garage Tinker
Level 13
HP: 14
Body: 39
S...
2023-09-08 17:37:32 +0000 UTC View Post“You must be Tyrannus,” Perry said, offering his hand to the wall of gemlike red scales.
The twenty-foot tall death-lizard daintily extended a single arm-length, razor-sharp claw and Perry shook it.
“And you must be Parad...
2023-09-04 18:37:00 +0000 UTC View Post***On a weathered Birth Certificate in a burnt-out husk of City Hall***
William ‘Billy’ Red Kline
Born Feb. 14, 1970, Berkeley, California, to Jessica Annabelle Kline and George Nathanial Kline.
Sex: Male 2023-08-31 17:19:35 +0000 UTC View Post
A half-rotted document under the ruins of a large pentagonal building.
***TOP SECRET***
SEAL team 5 debrief
Transcript text coded by speaker:
***General Abrams*** 2023-08-29 16:47:27 +0000 UTC View Post
***In a moldy box of papers in an abandoned safe***
***TOP SECRET***
Sept. 12, 1972.
Behavioral Notes on subject 84
Subject 84 shows a staggering level of natural int...
2023-08-25 16:49:18 +0000 UTC View Post“What do you think this power would qualify as:” Perry asked, backhanding aside a skittering horror made entirely of paint, that had gotten inside the reach of his sword, staining him up to the elbow in thick, squirming oil paints.
“Mi...
2023-08-22 18:15:27 +0000 UTC View PostPerry felt it.
That crackling energy that slowly suffused the air where a fight was about to take place. Stances adjusted. Fists tightened around weapons. Eyes narrowed.
“Before we begin…” Acolyte Karen Figgis said with deadly ca...
2023-08-21 17:46:55 +0000 UTC View Post“This is it, son,” Harv said, patting his boy on the shoulder. “Everything you can see from here on out is ours,” He dramatically, gesturing to the limitless expansion of East. “You were too young to try this four years ago, but now…no...
2023-08-16 21:35:45 +0000 UTC View PostHey, now's as good a time as any to mention that Perry's probably going to be heading even further west, probably North Dakota, Montana, Washington, Oregon, California. Maybe a little Idaho in there.
If you've got any landmarks you wanna su...
“This is my daughter Onslaught,” Karth said, kneeling before Perry’s throne. At his motion the curtains were drawn away from the cage, revealing a stunningly attractive eight-foot-tall troll dancing seductively.
“When she was born a ...
2023-08-14 15:45:20 +0000 UTC View Post“Why are you giving them our food?” Mark asked, his brows furrowed. “You said you could wipe them out, so do that instead of giving away the biggest source of food for a city that is, by the way, STARVING!”
The mop-...
2023-08-10 19:09:43 +0000 UTC View PostKarth was hungry.
Karth was always hungry, but this particular day found him wandering further afield of his village in search of Meat. Despite its purpose of making Karth temporarily not hungry, Meat had the most infuriating tenden...
2023-08-07 18:22:54 +0000 UTC View PostParadox’s Spine Tingler (troll variant) (Intermediate-advanced Difficulty)
3 decigrams of troll spine, 1 bat ear, preserved Thunder Heart, Seeker’s mummified brain. Magma Fish eye lens, 1 Cm^3 Lunt bone, Ult...
2023-08-04 17:10:52 +0000 UTC View PostIn my dreams I’m with you, bathed in the golden halo of your hair. Awestruck by your beauty.
When I wake, It’s not you that’s changed, but me.
You remain perfect, radiant, enchanting, a beacon in the night t...
2023-08-01 17:20:14 +0000 UTC View PostGna’kis is an incredibly valuable resource, Perry thought, while he inspected the slimy fetus.
A baby demon lord doesn’t happen often at all. In order for them to happen, there needs to be a paradigm shift in the world drast...
2023-07-29 21:22:18 +0000 UTC View PostUltimate Adhesive: (Neophyte Difficulty)
Ingredients: troll Ichor, Hymn of the god of homesteading, Lunt bone in ¼ squidge cubes, cheese cloth, wax, airtight containter.
Stir the lunt bone and troll ichor togethe...
2023-07-27 15:26:13 +0000 UTC View Post